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7624641 No.7624641 [Reply] [Original]

Just FOMO'd into LINK how fucked am I?

>> No.7624672
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>>7624641
goooooood goy

>> No.7624673

>>7624641
I bought at 1.38

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It would be a non-issue had you listened to us for the last 7 months.

>> No.7624708

>>7624690
Glad to join the ranks

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>>7624708
Glad to have you with us Marine, now pull up a chair and have a drink. You just made the best financial decision of your life.

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>>7624972
ID is Goy

>> No.7625729

you fucked up, this is a pnd.
but if you sell now you can buy back when it's at $0.30 sometime tomorrow

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Question fellow linkies:
Should I wait until ven goes up in price to buy more Link or is the singularity upon us that I wont have time?

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Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew...the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

>> No.7625966

You had to get in sometime OP, welcome aboard. I bought $1300 worth about four hours ago, feeling comfy.