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Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:30:06 2018 No.7622166 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone noticed this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:31:42 2018 No.7622204 File: 28 KB, 200x200, chainlink_02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:32:14 2018 No.7622216 Holy shit can someone confirm this? Monumentally gigantic if confirmed

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:32:48 2018 No.7622233 File: 30 KB, 200x200, chainlink_01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:34:02 2018 No.7622264 File: 8 KB, 130x99, chainlink_01_01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:36:08 2018 No.7622326 File: 84 KB, 1080x1462, Screenshot_20180213-193326_01_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one didn't catch my attention at first, but still accompanies it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:39:10 2018 No.7622402 HOLY SHIT IM A STINKY LINKY NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:39:58 2018 No.7622419 File: 121 KB, 570x636, il_570xN.1408544383_oiph.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7622166 Abandon ship, folks.

Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:41:13 2018 No.7622452
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Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew...the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair..
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:42:30 2018 No.7622482 File: 320 KB, 808x805, 1517594552380.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7622166 t-this changes nothing (DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW)

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:43:17 2018 No.7622501 File: 172 KB, 1432x1330, CLG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7622166 DUDE FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:46:42 2018 No.7622597 File: 47 KB, 598x714, 1518455805439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7622166 i guess we couldve solved it if the highres logos did not got stolen, damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:47:18 2018 No.7622605 wat? i'm not getting it op are u memeing>?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:47:36 2018 No.7622614 What the fuck is OP talking about

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:48:28 2018 No.7622643 I bought at 1.38 tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:48:40 2018 No.7622646 File: 106 KB, 1280x720, 1506595607350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7622166 Delete this immediately

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:49:03 2018 No.7622653 >>7622166 OH NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:49:07 2018 No.7622657 holy shit how did i never noticed that, wow

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:49:30 2018 No.7622665 It's over

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:51:08 2018 No.7622698 can somebody explain to a brainlet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:54:14 2018 No.7622767 File: 42 KB, 1000x1000, big if true.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holy shit guys.... this is huge..........

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:54:19 2018 No.7622770 sergey should shoot whoever did that, holy fuck teh incompetence is staggering

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:54:52 2018 No.7622781 Brainlet here WTF!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:56:27 2018 No.7622813 >>7622767 breathes in

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:58:23 2018 No.7622860 I actually cant fucking believe this. Im selling my 10k now before this catches on

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:59:18 2018 No.7622889 you guys dont see the grand plan, do you? before the singularity happens the box will open and a new glorious logo will arise

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 14:01:49 2018 No.7622946 Dammit op, if not for you, we'd still be pumping ftfy I saw Sergey today in Mail.ru office and he warned me about this. He was assuring me nobody else knows it. Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 14:02:09 2018 No.7622955 File: 55 KB, 585x735, chainlink_explorer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, I found the Cainlink Explorer

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 14:14:04 2018 No.7623213 What the Fuck. No way..

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 14:18:01 2018 No.7623299 File: 68 KB, 680x671, 1517785834696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How did you find this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 14:48:46 2018 No.7624074 >>7622166 do u guys wonder what sergeys braps smell like haha. theyre probably really gross id like to smell just as a joke haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 14:52:37 2018 No.7624163 >>7623299 >THE MUTT

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:07:02 2018 No.7624518 >>7622955 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:09:27 2018 No.7624584 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT NOT A DRILL SELLLLLL AAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:09:42 2018 No.7624588 File: 982 KB, 3000x2961, Link high res.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please use the high res version

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:10:28 2018 No.7624606 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I just sold all my stack. It was the money my grandma left me. I’m fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:10:55 2018 No.7624617 >>7622166 Okay I left for 4 fucking hours, what is this what thread made you post this please explain to brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:11:55 2018 No.7624637 >>7624606 Holy shit i sold too it was college money for my wife's son and now its gone

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:12:51 2018 No.7624667 Kindly please press the delete thread button, thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:13:12 2018 No.7624674 >>7624606 I love it. the weak handed normies were never gonna make it in the first place. day 1 minimum wage accumulator here, 13k links.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:14:01 2018 No.7624698 File: 64 KB, 499x665, 1505677652859-fit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP, I am not going to wait for long

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:15:28 2018 No.7624737 >>7624674 I’m the normie yet you still hold this after this news?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:17:59 2018 No.7624816 File: 166 KB, 1174x750, IMG_2307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7623299

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:18:13 2018 No.7624825 >>7622166 Sir,,its not true not nice 2 post lies like dis ppl can b mislead

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:18:49 2018 No.7624839 File: 306 KB, 1255x2300, Linkiesduringsingularity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7622452 C.O.M.F.Y.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:20:05 2018 No.7624879 Is this an elaborate obscure larp?

>>	Anon666 Tue Feb 13 15:22:33 2018 No.7624938 What's looking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:23:55 2018 No.7624983 File: 5 KB, 225x48, 7A0B64EB-27D8-46B4-95E7-6DA9072B7556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH MY GOD

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:25:44 2018 No.7625043 >>7624983 ( o_o);;

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:27:11 2018 No.7625090 The state of biz when everyone pretends like theyve discovered something but the reality is no one here knows what the fuck this is about

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:30:32 2018 No.7625178 >>7625090 lol brainlet

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:57:22 2018 No.7625886 >>7625090 >t. low iq retard

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