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7620533 No.7620533 [Reply] [Original]

Its happening tonight.
Strap in boys!

>> No.7620568

>tfw it's actually happening tonight
STRAPPED IN

>> No.7620612

Guys I though this shit is a meme and bought it for the lulz yesterday. What the fuck is happening. I am not prepared for moon. Can sb hold my hand?

>> No.7620635
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Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew...the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair..
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

>> No.7620656
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7620656

>>7620533
>B-but l-link is a s-scam
Top kek stay poor

>> No.7620690

Holy fuckk! mainnet??? Am I dreaming???

>> No.7620766
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Strapped in like I've never been before
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING TONIGHT

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7621085

is just dead stinky cat, isn't it?

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>>7620533
Imagine all the no linkers faces when they fomo at 1 dollar EOD

>> No.7621213
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7621213

According to Lord Kek who blessed my post with dubs this week we shall see 3$

>> No.7621715

>>7620533
reply dis if u kek evr tim

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>>7621213

>> No.7621853

>>7621213
I bought at 1.58. This moon is a joke so far

>> No.7622023

>>7620533
How could you know anon? Psychic?

>> No.7622034

>>7621853
You bought at ath stupid ass nigger.

>> No.7622222

>>7622023
It's currently trading with multiple times its normal volume so that's something.

>> No.7622301
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HOLY FUCK! We are going to be filthy rich. Hold my hands marines! News are coming! HOLY MOTHER OF NAZAROV!