/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7571460]

>elon announces the partnership at the end of Q1
>they're going to launch linkpool nodes into orbit, like Qtum did recently
>this eventually becomes the first footprints of the be the intergalactic blockchain consortium
>SmartContract.com buys Amazon
>Sergey goes on a solo mission to the moon in a self-landing rocket lambo to begin terraforming before main net goes live
>Rory confirms Mars planned Q2 2018
>link nodes are directly used for the logistics of mining, transporting rare elements and minerals from comets and asteroids on Government funded mining fleets

[Anonymous No.7571499]

>>7571460
Please don't make LINK threads with brap photos.

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[Anonymous No.7571582]

>>7571460
Two deluded linkies buy the all time high
the all time high, the all time high
Guess who's back? Back again?
Sergey's back, tell a friend.

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump my coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots are co-operating
Cause binance is finally operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you dont have a clue you're hating
Cause your crypto's dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down and pump BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the tip and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

[Anonymous No.7571620]

>>7571499
this

it's blasphemous

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>>7571460
That my good sir is a GRADE A TOOTER. I'd love to feed her chicken tenders with ranch dressing for 5 days straight and have her absolutely unload her flatulence on my face.