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7552176 No.7552176 [Reply] [Original]

>the government tells you that an asteroid will impact earth in 3 weeks but they have a plan to nuke it and destroy it

what stocks do i buy and sell during the inevitable panic assuming the government is successful in nuking the asteroid?

>> No.7552305
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7552305

invest in alchohol, sex-related objects and anything that could be used in a crime cuz people will go nuts

>> No.7552343

>>7552305
this people are going to want to go out with a bang

>> No.7552347
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7552347

LINK

>> No.7552397

One thing you won't want to invest in is insurance companies.

>> No.7552412

>>7552176

bitconnect

>> No.7552516

Can you invest in the national guard?

>> No.7552523

Start an ICO for BuceWillisCoin aka BWC and become one of the richest survivors as my man saves our planet. We can have Aerosmith stream live when it goes public.

>> No.7552574

>>7552305
>sex-related objects
>Worlds about to end
>better buy a dildo

>> No.7552576

>>7552523

this could unironically work

>> No.7552581
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7552581

What's with all the idiots ITT recommending fucking coins? Is it literally just bots, programmed to respond to any thread with shitcoin recommendations?

>> No.7552603

>>7552574
Most women would rather buy guns, to protect themselves from the "rape anything that moves" men.

>> No.7552613
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7552613

Invest in God

>> No.7552649

>>7552176
invest in asteroid destroying companies and research. Sure to boom after an event like that.

>> No.7552655
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7552655

or invest in rope

>> No.7552895

>>7552176
>Nuke it and destroy it.
Not going to work my dude. I suggest you find a deep cave under a mountain and invest in Jesus for the next 24hours before impact.

>> No.7553131

>>7552895
It would work, actually.

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7553283

no such thing as asteroids, space or nukes. These are masonic lies.