/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7547567]

Did /biz/ photoshop this image of Sergey so that he would look like an average /biz/ neet?

[Anonymous No.7547609]

No, that's a real picture of him. (I took it)

[Anonymous No.7547648]

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

[Anonymous No.7547679]

He's been busy working in his nail salon office, don't make fun of him

[Anonymous No.7548211]

the price of link is inversely proportional to sergey's weight

[Anonymous No.7548309]

>>7547567
Yeah we had to airbush him.
If people saw how big he really was no one would buy our link bags.

[Anonymous No.7548685]

Yes, /biz/ the board as a collective did that.
I photoshopped the left shoulder, personally.

[Anonymous No.7548722]

>>7548685
Sergey Expedia memes when?

[Anonymous No.7548763]

>>7547648

[Anonymous No.7548783]

>>7547567
he does actually look like that now. He had hormonal treatment after the stroke. Nice guy tho.