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7542622 No.7542622 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you invested in the most innovative way to have sex in the 21st century?

>> No.7542632

>>7542622
https://legalfling.io/#iq-home

>> No.7542658

>>7542622
>h-he held a knife to my throat and made me sign the tx!

Worthless.

>> No.7542671

>>7542622
Honestly not a bad idea, but it won't actually mean anything if a girl were to accuse you of something. You'd still lose.

>> No.7542695

>>7542622
I swear eventually we're gonna need consent just to look at each other

>> No.7542735

>>7542671
You can increase the reputation of the sexual consent by making it a multi-sig smart contract. so you could have an official notary authorize your sexual consent for a better reputation score

>> No.7542764

lmao I cant believe this is real, this is the most virgin token Ive ever seen

>> No.7542784

If nothing else, you could be sure you weren't too far along the blockchain.

>> No.7542791

>>7542622
You could also have an option to revoke sexual consent. So that way if any sex occurs after that block number, you can be sure that it was rape. Otherwise, the sex was likely legitimate

>> No.7542807

>>7542622
I'm not fucking jake. No thank you

>> No.7542812

>>7542671
So it's a bad idea according to your own logic fucking brainlet.

>> No.7542869

>>7542622
You can legally withdraw your consent during sex. So this shit is fucking useless.

>> No.7542901

>>7542869

Only if she can reach the phone while under 6 midgets and covered in 1000 island dressing.

>> No.7542954

>>7542622
The sexbots can't come soon enough.

>> No.7542985

>>7542735
I'm sure women will jump at the chance to have the fact that they've had miles of cock down on a public ledger.

>> No.7543028

>confirmation pending: 1/2

>> No.7543050

>>7542622
KEK

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>>7542985
>>7542985
I'm about to piss myself holy fuck

>> No.7543258

>>7542985
Proof of Hoe

>> No.7543277

>>7543258
fucking jej

>> No.7543290

Hicky.io is better

>> No.7543295

>>7542985
Women could be financially incentivized by insurance companies to use this kind of blockchain-based reporting system. They could pay lower monthly fees if they provided consistent proof of any consent (or lack of consent). Those insurance companies could sell their debt to create an entire new industry of rape-based financial derivatives

>> No.7543299

>>7543258
kek holy shit

>> No.7543326

>>7543258
xD

>> No.7543371

>>7543295
>what do you do for a living?
>I'm a rape insurance salesman

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>>7543258

It's proof of whork, dammit!

>> No.7543404

>>7543371
that would be a highly respectable job, liquidity in the rape insurance markets is quite lacking right now

>> No.7543919

>>7543295
>Rape based financial derivatives.
The absolute state of /biz/

>> No.7544105

How the fuck are we cucks supposed to have sex anymore?

Bitches just want to be dominated not sign a contract.

>> No.7544126

>>7543919
If people can buy life insurance, I don't see why they shouldn't also be able to buy rape insurance

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7544462

nice just got 100k rejections.

>> No.7544562
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>>7542622
>tfw fee too low and no confirmations

>> No.7544614

>>7544126
If people will conduct life, car, or health insurance fraud, they will certainly try rape insurance fraud.

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>>7543290
LMFAO "our advisors HAVE BEEN AT.."
>visited Harvard

>> No.7544976

>>7544462
>>7544562
kek'd

>> No.7545126

>>7542622
I read the whole thing and I still have no idea whether it's real or a quality parody. Modern sjw culture is fucking retarded.

>> No.7545245

>>7542658
User could have a real PIN and an emergency PIN. If someone forces you to 'consent', enter the emergency PIN and everything will look like it is genuine on the consentchain. But later a judge with permissions can use ENG to read the contract blackbox data that shows the consent was forced, and rapist will go to jail.

>> No.7545990

>>7545245
This is how some physical wallets work, by using a fail-safe pin. Foolproof. This could work.

>> No.7546034

women have been shitting all over this idea since it was first announced.
but then again I don't trust anything that come out of their mouths so maybe it will be a thing.

>> No.7546037

>>7545245
So every whore will use the emergency pin always and decide if she will fuck you over later.

>> No.7546042

>>7543028
Fuck this is underrated

>> No.7546051
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>>7542622

>> No.7546229

>>7545990
brainlet
see >>7546037

>> No.7546426

>>7542622
> 2018 still having sex with roasties
> not saving up for a sexbot.

>> No.7546594

>>7546037
>>7545245
using the emergency pin every time will just out them as a fake

If they just want to frame someone for rape, all they have to do is use the emergency pin and the victim is none the wiser until the lawsuit is filed.