/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7525704]

Just sold all my 6035 LINK, I dont believe in this project anymore, sry.

[Anonymous No.7525717]

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

[Anonymous No.7525740]

>>7525704
Same I sold today. I’ve missed so many moon missions holding this shitcoin

[Anonymous No.7525752]

you act like it is a big deal with your pocket money. so hard for you marshmallow hands to put these peanuts on a ledger and ignore it for a year?

[Anonymous No.7525755]

>>7525717
Someone shop sergeys head on this and have the girl hold chainlink.

[Anonymous No.7525769]

>>7525704

Cool, see ya.

[Anonymous No.7525785]

>>7525740
this desu, just look at all the coins you could have put your money in and you would have at least double the money you have now

[Anonymous No.7525799]

>>7525740
>goes all in on a solid long term hold that is still in development instead of just making it a quarter of his portfolio
>complains why other things moon faster and more regularly

Absolute state.

[Anonymous No.7525830]

All coins but Bitcoin are just good for day trading. They're all just speculation, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.7525853]

>>7525704

Literally just bought another 2k link, thank you OP.

[Anonymous No.7525866]

>>7525755
Do i get some eth for it for compensation?

[Anonymous No.7525908]

>>7525866
No

[Anonymous No.7525929]

I unironically market dumped my stack of LINK yesterday and put it all into Mobius. I'm sorry but the lack of updates, developments, communication and quite frankly the tasteless overshilling of LINK around these parts has ruined my enthusiasm for it. I don't really think Sergey has his heart in Chainlink anymore. Something changed along the way, I can feel his enthusiasm for it waning similarly to how he just up and left NXT like a thief in the night. He probably had a great time raising millions of dollars with the ICO and being a famous celebrity on biz, and I'm happy for him, I really am, but he lost his hunger for success along the way and it got replaced by hunger for Big Macs. The Bitcoin superconference will likely be a total shitshow. I've no doubt the price will dump within minutes of Sergey staggering off stage after another boring regurgitated speech where he doesn't even mention Chainlink. I really enjoyed holding LINK, it was a pretty cool bag to carry for a while, but Mobius is definitely the new wave of oracle tech and has all the momentum now. I can't let it pass me by.

[Anonymous No.7525938]

>Sell before mainnet
>like a brainlet

[Anonymous No.7525992]

>>7525908
deal

[Anonymous No.7526021]

Refresh me on the upcoming events for link.

[Anonymous No.7526050]

The lower the price goes before mainnet launch, the better.

[Anonymous No.7526074]

>>7525992
10/10, thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.7526106]

>>7526050
Sergey is a fucking animal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij59eP-4gsA

[Anonymous No.7526128]

>>7526050
guy seems hungry

[Anonymous No.7526156]

>>7525929

[Anonymous No.7526157]

>>7525704
now that someone sold this big of a stack. its over guys.

[Anonymous No.7526585]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.7526610]

>>7525704
Those extremely promising IBM emails got me nervous too. I'm afraid of being rich.

[Anonymous No.7526983]

>>7526610
Same here anon, I have 80k links. What if $1000 per LINK becomes real, what am I going to do when I get rich? Buy an island?

[Anonymous No.7527022]

>>7525704
It's alright, OP. Not everyone was meant to be rich.

[Anonymous No.7527040]

>>7525992
Love it

[Anonymous No.7527077]

>>7526983
Lets build an entire city just for Linkies

t. 26k Linkie

[Anonymous No.7527090]

>>7526610
Promising? They said that Chainlink is shit and it cannot be used in any serious projects.

[Anonymous No.7527145]

>>7525752
>and ignore it for a year?
stay poor retard

[Anonymous No.7527150]

Link shit buy mobius sir. Thank you sir.
Your dearest pajeet.

[Anonymous No.7527151]

This entire board is infested with AIDS

[Anonymous No.7527157]

>>7526585
YOU'RE A MANIAC

[Anonymous No.7527363]

>>7527077
kek has blessed this idea

[Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.7527395]

>>7527077
where we going boys

[Anonymous No.7527433]

>>7526074
afluent harpsichord

[Anonymous No.7527451]

>>7527363
>>7527395
i live in Germany and the only location i would move to is one of zhe mountain-states in the us

or a warm place with much sunshine so i can drive daily with my classic car collection

[Anonymous No.7527459]

>>7525992
wow

I love it

[Anonymous No.7527474]

yall know what happens when the normans start to sell

[Anonymous No.7527498]

>>7527451
I got 2k LINK

Can I come?

[Anonymous No.7527630]

>>7527498

sure

but only 2k? Do you hate LINK this much?

[Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.7527672]

>>7527451
New Zealand?

[Anonymous No.7527755]

>>7526585
ABSOLUTELY MAD

[Anonymous No.7527857]

>>7527451
>>7527498
>>7527672
If we combine our links we can pay Elon Musk and start a LINK city on Mars.

[Anonymous No.7528062]

>>7527857
THIS

[Anonymous No.7528147]

Now that would be a glorious sight to see.

[Anonymous No.7528238]

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

MEDITATE DAILY AND VISUALIZE LINK REACHING $1000 IN THE PRESENT MOMENT FROM YOUR HEART CENTER

WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.7528292]

>>7527857
trips decide the name of our first city.

[Anonymous No.7528297]

>>7525740
Ahahaha I fell neck deep in the hold meme since early 2016.

I did nothing but lose 600$ in initial investment and I never cashed out more than 15$ in the course of 2 years.
I truly truly suck at cryptocurrency.

[Anonymous No.7528314]

Top 100 wallet holder here, I will be dumping my LINK shortly to split into real coins like NEO and ICX, this token will hover under $1 for the next 15-20 months

[Anonymous No.7528317]

>>7527077
Sounds like a good idea. If all linkies contribute 1% of their link in 2020, we should be able to commission the building of a fairly large city.

[Anonymous No.7528358]

>>7528297
DGB?

[Anonymous No.7528362]

>>7528292
roll for "success"

[Anonymous No.7528383]

>>7528314
Sure you will, buddy.

[Anonymous No.7528415]

>>7526021
Now: americans waking up and selling
In 12 hours the Europeans will wake up and sell again
Rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.7528423]

>>7525992

do this one next

[Anonymous No.7528480]

>>7528292

DubLINK

[Anonymous No.7528593]

>>7528292
pajeet

[Anonymous No.7528956]

>>7528593
this

Pajeet village

[Anonymous No.7528965]

Are people expecting Sergey to give an important update on chainlink at this conference? Seems like it'll just be a general talk about smart contracts, or I am a brainet?

[Anonymous No.7529185]

>>7528292
SergeyVille

[Anonymous No.7529285]

>>7528292
New Link City

[Anonymous No.7529327]

>>7528292
Linkton

[Anonymous No.7529367]

>>7528292
Kekistan

[Anonymous No.7529411]

>>7528965
I'm worried about whether he's got fatter.

Seriously. If he gets a heart condition or something and ends up dying, I can't see how the project will continue. God bless him.

[Anonymous No.7529425]

>>7528292
Linktropolis

[Anonymous No.7529569]

>>7529425

Linktopia

[Anonymous No.7529655]

>>7528292
Linklantis

[Anonymous No.7529725]

>>7528292
Gushing granny

[Anonymous No.7529749]

>>7529655
WINRAR

[Anonymous No.7529770]

>>7528292
Wasted

[Anonymous No.7529843]

>>7528292
Jason Parser

[Anonymous No.7529965]

Just shit on 6035 Street, I don't believe in toilets anymore, sorry.

[Anonymous No.7529980]

>>7527451
American here, from Florida. Choose the mountain state, not the sunshine state. Its too fucking hot here all the time, and its full of shitty hispanics and niggers. Trust me. Go go Montana or something.

[Anonymous No.7530059]

>>7528292
Chaincago

[Anonymous No.7530077]

Chainago

[Anonymous No.7530174]

>>7529655
winrar.rar

[Anonymous No.7530273]

>>7528292
Fud is a good name for a city

[Anonymous No.7530315]

Hey guys, just sold $300k worth of Link for $2500. AMA

[Anonymous No.7530329]

>>7528292
Chainlink

[Anonymous No.7530422]

Nazarov, the republic of chainlink

[Anonymous No.7530990]

>>7528292
ass

[Anonymous No.7531223]

>>7528292
Nazarov

[Anonymous No.7531552]

>>7528292

GasKIKES

[Anonymous No.7531557]

>>7525704

[Anonymous No.7531840]

>>7527090
did we read the same shit? stop larping pajeet u dont know what the fuck you are talking about

[Anonymous No.7531949]

>>7526610
IBM emails? got a link?

[Anonymous No.7532090]

>>7528292
John Madden

[Anonymous No.7532167]

>>7525929
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. A junkie whore woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 1000 MOBI to her as a tip. She didn't care how worthless it was, she was high on fetanyl. I walked to the sink and started bathing. I almost vomited after seeing my balance.

I left my studio apartment and got on my rusted mountain bike (stolen from a kid down the street) and another junkie was waiting for me. She was outside all night, because she was homeless. She hopped on my handlebars while I squeezed her boney ass and steered my bike with my other hand. In a whim,
I arrived at my wagecuck job. I threw the bitch off me, and she fell on the sidewalk where she would sit until I got back.
When I got off the bike, I fell. The sidewalk ripped my already tattered khaki cargo shorts, and six women lined up. They laughed at me,
which didn't last too long. Each woman gagged when my body odor hit their nose, and went into an eternal state of disgust after seeing my wallet. I transferred 500 MOBI to each of the women so that they would stop laughing at me, but it intensified.

After pouring the fries into the frier, I made 10 burgers. I started crying to myself, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with my tradingbros. We cried together.
My bike was getting stolen, so I ran outside. The kid punched me in the face and left with my bike.
I stood there for 15 minutes contemplating where I went wrong and realized I should have listened to those Chads who bought LINK. I then walked in front of the bus and ended my suffering.

[Anonymous No.7532193]

>>7525717
>Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

[Anonymous No.7532258]

>>7532167
Kekked

[Anonymous No.7532310]

>>7525929
This. Mobius is the future, stinky linkies, I sold my 50k stack just today.

[Anonymous No.7532507]

>>7528292
STALLingrad

[Anonymous No.7532549]

>>7525992
please post your original of sergeys head cut out pls pls pls i will make memes too

[Anonymous No.7532662]

>>7532507
THIS!

[Anonymous No.7532677]

>>7528292
Linkington

[Anonymous No.7532813]

>>7528292
Ahmylink

[Anonymous No.7532862]

>>7532507
reroll

[Anonymous No.7532907]

>>7532507
Reeeroll

[Anonymous No.7533105]

>>7528292
Linklecity

[Anonymous No.7533129]

>>7528292

Linkistan

[Anonymous No.7533167]

>>7528292
faggotville

[Anonymous No.7533293]

>>7533129

[Anonymous No.7533302]

>>7528292
Chainlinople

[Anonymous No.7533316]

Bitcoin Superconference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on and a 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov appears levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying. Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey instantly grabs it and eat it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few seconds pass and Sergey speaks couple words with an extremely deep and tired voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. 4chan goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners, while all nolinkies proceed to kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.7533351]

Link $50 EOY

[Anonymous No.7533356]

>>7528292
Brapville

[Anonymous No.7533383]

>>7528292
Just Link.

[Anonymous No.7533542]

>>7528292
Stinkerton Swamps

[Anonymous No.7533746]

>>7528292
new mumbai

[Anonymous No.7533890]

>>7528292
Ronald McLink

[Anonymous No.7533932]

>>7528292
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

[Anonymous No.7533961]

>>7528292
Berlink

[Anonymous No.7534071]

>>7525992
lol nice what's your eth address cuz you deserve a reward

[Anonymous No.7534147]

>>7533961
Stalinkgrad

[Anonymous No.7534180]

>>7526074
What coin would Rich Piana have invested in?

[Anonymous No.7534221]

>>7525929
this pasta is too stale, i don't care if you mix some new seasoning in

[Anonymous No.7534260]

>>7534180
Chainlink mother fucker cause of the 5% lifestyle =5% passive income monthly from running a Whatever It Takes node that verifies steroid origination

[Anonymous No.7534439]

You linkies digust me. You're so deluded you don't realize that link is nothing more than a simple Jason Parser that could be written in javascript in a few minutes. it doesn't even need a token. Speaking of tokens, link being more than $1 defeats the entire fucking purpose of the coin. How can you be this oblivious?

What real world use does link even have? Have you ever thought beyond the memes and the charts and really considered it? Nobody uses smart contracts because nobody wants to get involved in white supremacist internet funny money. Banks aren't going to adopt it because they make money off of things taking forever, and normies don't know any better.

And that's not even talking about the 'team', which is literally two people. They haven't even hired anyone. Did you miss all of the reports of Sergey fucking prostitutes and eating cheeseburgers after the ICO was finished? Hope you got your $32MM worth, retards.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that link is just an ERC20 token. What other token has made it past, say, $2? Can you name a single one? Exactly, no, you cant.

Even Vitalik says it's not worth $32MM. Are you going to disagree with the autistic genius money skelly? Of course he understands the value of oracles, that's why he's going to include it in the next ETH update (cap this). Why the fuck would he leave something like this to a no-name shitcoin? Use your fucking brain manlets.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that Ripple (XRP) will effectively put bank supercomputers in every major city, completely removing any use LINK ever may have had. If you believe in oracles, great, why not pick a project that has an actual fucking future?

OH LOOK, IT'S CRASHING AGAIN, SURPRISE. Fucking deluded stinky linkies.

[Anonymous No.7534662]

Smart Link City

[Anonymous No.7534965]

>>7525704
Just bought 6035 LINK. thx.

[Anonymous No.7535069]

>>7526585
you are a MANIAC

[Anonymous No.7535166]

>>7528292
Sevastolink

[Anonymous No.7535280]

>>7528292
Nazarovka

[Anonymous No.7535457]

>>7535280

[Anonymous No.7536525]

>>7528292
Stink City

[Anonymous No.7536583]

>>7536525
Reroll