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Why are normies so annoying

>> No.7516821
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>> No.7516840

incredible that he can grasp the concept of an options contract without understanding what a contract is
the normie's mind is an enigma

>> No.7516841

>>7516796
You're not even going to bump your other LARP thread?

>> No.7516846

>>7516796
>Block
>Delete conversation

>> No.7516861

>>7516796
the horrifying part about it all is that they are serious

>> No.7516881

>>7516840
Explain?

>> No.7516909

>>7516796
You have to understand the normies literally work for 60,70 years to amass 500k to retire. You are their only shot at being free from the wageslave trash life.

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>>7516796
>can I get this thing worth 900k for 50k

>> No.7517094

>able to cash out tax free without anyone knowing and neither of you paying the exchange kikes

What the fuck op it’s a great idea

>> No.7517113

>>7517094
Even the government/exchanges wouldn't jew you that bad.

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>>7516840
underrated post.

>> No.7517140

>>7517113
Alright, you try to cash out $50,000 and tell us how it goes. Especially if you’re in the Anglosphere.

It’ll almost certainly end up reported to the IRS and the fees will easily be $1-2000 just to go from eth to fiat

>> No.7517163

>>7516796
Sell him a burner phone with a fake Blockfolio.

>> No.7517172

>>7517140
No fucking shit you'll have to pay taxes and those fees retard. But even after all that you'll end up with a lot more than $5000 for all that ETH.

>> No.7517173

>>7516796
Larp somewhere else

>> No.7517177

>>7516796
listen man dont be a shitty friend okay?man come on, whats more importamt friends and family or material wealth and internet bucks? just be a good person for once

>> No.7517183

OP here

should I give him 1000 ETC for 50k?

feeling devilish

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>>7517177

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>>7517140
>cashing out 1000 eth for a measly $50k

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>>7517183
or might I get in trouble

>> No.7517204

>>7517177
>t. derek

>> No.7517218

>>7516796
Give him some bitconnect

>> No.7517239

>>7517183
better yet, buy those "real" coins off ebay, and just give him a big chest of ethereum coins for it

>> No.7517249 [DELETED] 

>>7516796
Sell him some Ethereum Classic.
Tell him you believe it's the real Ethereum.

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>>7517177

>> No.7517269

>>7517203
tell him to send the 50k in xmr first
then delete his number

>> No.7517276

good deal for 50k if its cash anon

take him for a ride. sell now and let the market dip once more. re-buy his bags as he's horrified he'll lose everything and then the next month laugh as you soar by at 1500 eth

>> No.7517297

>>7517249

Kek

>> No.7517343

>>7516796

tell him yes, then send him to a meeting place when he has the cash

use your burner phone to tell some niggers that some idiot is carrying around 50k worth of cash, then toss the burner and go hangout somewhere in public with a camera so that you can have an established alibi at the time of murder/robbery

>> No.7517368

Create an erc20 token called ethereum and send it to him.

>> No.7517408

>>7516796
Sad part is you could actually give them to him for this price and if it ever dipped below it he would be hammering your phone looking for a refund because you (scammed) him

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>>7516840
Clever girl

>> No.7517506

>>7517140
are people really this dumb? or is this just becoming a more common method of trolling where you unironically pretend to be really dumb to rustle people?

>> No.7517548

>>7516840
Heh underrated