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how can i turn $30 into $300k?

>> No.7507267

>>7507228
is this a trick question?

>inb4 buy high sell low

>> No.7507272

>>7507228
use that 30 and buy knee pads

>> No.7507273

>>7507228
All in bitbean

>> No.7507275

knee pads

>> No.7507281
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>>7507228
carlos knows how

>> No.7507293

Buy a few ethercraft items and start dungeon crawling for eth

>> No.7507304

>>7507228
x10,000?

you should have bought BTC at 200 (5 years ago) and sold at 20,000 (the exact peak)

then bought ETH at 5 (earlier this month) and sold at 500 (now)

>> No.7507307

Not asking advices on /biz/ is a good start.

>> No.7507339

Buy a girl from Venezuela and smuggle her into the states then pimp her out. Keep her daughters and sons and turn them into whores and trap whores

Bam done. That will be a 3BTC consultation fee please.

>> No.7507360

>>7507228
6 pairs of kneepads (for the ones that wear out) then suck 300k cocks

>> No.7507548
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>>7507228
Step 1: Get better taste in girls.

>> No.7507563

>>7507228
You buy raiblocks within the next hour before it bounces back up

>> No.7507654

>>7507228
Invest in knee pads.

>> No.7507712

>>7507228
Sling crack.

>> No.7507728
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>>7507272
>>7507275
>>7507360
>>7507654
omg reddit you're so funny

>> No.7507756

Buy a fake gun and rob some banks

>> No.7507769

>>7507228
be my gf and ill pay u $1k a week

>> No.7507845

>>7507228
double it 16 times

>> No.7507856

suck dicks u faggot

>> No.7507872
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7507872

You don't. Get a job and use that money to invest.

Think about it, had you turned 30 to 3000, 300 would have turned to 30000, so because you didn't get 270 dollars you just lost 27000 dollars. And how long to earn that 270?

>> No.7508019

>>7507228

Put in like 300 and you can turn it into 3000 pretty easily over the year, start there

>> No.7508023

>>7507228
gonna have to margin trade well to turn it into a few k then do whatever

>> No.7508076

>>7507728
>I'm new so you're from reddit

>> No.7508077

>>7507728
and you're poor LOL

>> No.7508083

>>7507228
invest in ethereum 2 years ago faggot.

>> No.7508117

>>7507548
maybe getting a taste for real girls would be a better idea

>> No.7508165

Honestly who pays guys to suck their dick? I don't understand this meme.

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>>7507872
>get a job
that's not an option

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>>7508117
Gross.

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>>7507228
Suck 30,000 dicks for $10 each.
30,000/365 = 82.19 dicks a day. That's doable. Or you can suck 41.095 dicks a day for 2 years or 27.396 dicks a day for 3 years.

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>>7507228
$30 can buy roughly 1,500 paperclips
In one year you will own 1,500 homes
The average house price in the USA is $188,900
You will have a net worth of $283,350,000

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip

>> No.7508299

>>7507228
send me all of your ethereum
0xeE92A2a15e1F4A3f8Bf6F84627b05876a3C9Ec2F
and I will get you 300k in about 3 months

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>>7507228
LINK

>> No.7508662

>>7507228
CPChain.

>> No.7508684

>>7507228
put 0k on the end

>> No.7508692

>>7507281
HEY HEY HEEEEEEEEEEEY

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>>7508212
>not sucking 164.38 dicks a day