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>> No.7494507
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I’m seeking a gorillion on dollar investment for Wojak coin. We are an coin designed specifically to consistently sink in value, except when everyone expects it to. If you don’t invest in this coin, it’s going to the moon. If you buy some, the price will tank. Who is ready to get in on the pinkening?

>> No.7494607

>>7494425
Good evening, sharks. I'm seeking 5 billion on my proof of steak food application aimed at curing aids in Africa. You'll earn 1% of the company for your 5 billion and I'm targeting 1 trillion returns by EOY. Sharks, do you have what it takes to raise the stakes?

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>>7494507
I am interested. I don't know how this coin stuff works, but since it's losing value on a constant basis it's perfect to sell to the black community. How about 0% for 20000 Wojak coins?

>> No.7495189

>>7494425
Hey sharks. I'm going to need about 1 million to outsource some desperate pajeets in developing the best coin you've ever seen. I've got a coin that every good goy will gobble up, it's called charity coin. 50% of the total supply will locked for two years, after the two years all holders of the remaining coins will be able to vote on a charity that the locked coins are donated to. Obviously since fit will be dead in 2020 this will work.

>> No.7495269

CoinGenerator coin, tokenization for coin creation, like Wix is for website, it will be the ebay for the Snapchat generation

>> No.7495284

>>7494690
I said I wanted a gorillion dollars, not gorilla dollars. Jesus, can’t you people even speak proper English? Can I get an offer from someone who didn’t just stumble out of the jungle?

>> No.7495309

then they give you a loan demanding 60% of the coins supply only to dump it the moment they see a green candle completely destroying your project and leaving you with bags
this show is a fucking joke

>> No.7495391

>BlockPain
A tinder-like app but instead of thots its just meatheaded chads who want to fight. swipe the one you want and pay the chad for a fight.
basically fight club but with blockchain rewards

>> No.7495406

>>7494425
IceCreamCoin for every coin you get a scoop at your local baskin robbins

>> No.7495815

It connects your shit to the local toilet, in a decentralized fashion.

>> No.7496196
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game like pokemon, syncronized via blockchain. monsters and items are also sold in an auctionhouse using ingame currency which is a separate cryptocurrency. the currency is also traded on exchanges linking it to real world economies.

game will have a competitive league as well as a storymode.

now gimme moneyz for development. 50k would run me through 2 years which is the timeframe I'd need to finish a fairly impressive prototype.