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7476447 No.7476447 [Reply] [Original]

>sir, I need you to calm down
>are you thinking about taking your own life?

>> No.7476472

DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
IT CRASHED
THE WHOLE MARKET
IS IT BACK UP NOW? BACK DOWN? NOBODY KNOWS!!! AAAAARRRGRGHHHHHH

>> No.7476480

HELLO IS THIS BINANCE CUSTOMER SUPPORT?
HELLO? HELLO!?

>> No.7476513

I was asking about helium.

>> No.7476527

>>7476480
>we're sorry. The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected
>for more options press 1

>> No.7476541

>>7476447
Lol I unironically called the other day. But it was because I lost my purpose to get up in the morning. Because I made insane gainz.

>> No.7476644
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>>7476527
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>> No.7476702

>>7476644
>thank you. Please stay on the line while we connect you with a representative
>Hello, suicide hotline

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>>7476702
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