[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 154 KB, 750x827, 2EC1E2DD-943E-4BCD-AF6D-85C025589249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7467032 No.7467032 [Reply] [Original]

Can someone make a boomer wojack?

>> No.7467054

>>7467032
[insert stock image of despairing broker]

>> No.7467129
File: 54 KB, 660x320, 1498959105090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7467129

>>7467032

>> No.7467202

>>7467032
Dont worry for us, young lad. We all shorted it.

>> No.7467255
File: 7 KB, 219x230, 1517676435320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7467255

MY PENSION FUND
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO THE WHIPPERSNAPPERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.7467293
File: 220 KB, 1126x1600, Cfn_R4UWcAASsxP.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7467293

>>7467032
Excellent buying opportunity

>> No.7467298

I like to walk around at work and say “it’s okay, maybe you’ll be able to retire when you’re 85.”

>> No.7467306
File: 46 KB, 540x438, 1fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7467306

CANT WAKE UP

>> No.7467314

>>7467032
I'm affraid of what my family thinks about me laughing like a real madman

>> No.7467345
File: 140 KB, 986x656, 1492587560610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7467345

>>7467032
>followed /biz/'s shitty advice and put my 200k in gainz in the market in january

>> No.7467360

>buffet is accumulating
>next decade will be parabolic

>> No.7467375
File: 115 KB, 714x810, 1505520302368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7467375

>> No.7467391

>>7467255
Pension funds are by law at least 60% in bonds, which are not providing returns with current tiny rates. That is why pension funds are broke, not because of stocks. Stock market is tiny market it cannot even provide a depression, depression requires a bond or housing crash.

>> No.7467392

These are hilarious

>> No.7467398

>>7467375
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.7467422

>>7467391
Mate have you seen the bond market lately.

>> No.7467425
File: 104 KB, 563x594, 1495413180299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7467425

Fucking Millennials.

>> No.7467762

>>7467375
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

>> No.7467881

>>7467422
I haven't, can you give me a quick rundown? I only follow crypto markets so I have no clue what's going on in "real" markets.

>> No.7467923

>>7467881
Rates rising crashes bonds

>> No.7468025

10y note futures are down 2016 peak 133 to 120. 2007 we were at 105, likely going much lower now with super low rates pumped markets

>> No.7468063
File: 122 KB, 241x400, AEDEBCE4-3B1F-432F-A3ED-E2AD801942B8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7468063

>bought 1k worth of AJRD and HAL today at a discount

Bring on the military spending.

>> No.7468108

>>7467425
ayy lmao

>> No.7468195
File: 154 KB, 557x595, 1517468212729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7468195

>>7467345
HODL !
Then sell at the lowest.
Be a bro !

>> No.7468641
File: 47 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7468641

>>7467375
You can't use my picture without permission you pathetic millennial.

>> No.7468659

>>7467375
never had the makings of a bull market

>> No.7468688
File: 87 KB, 714x810, 1507604059884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7468688

>>7467375
very nice

>> No.7468700

good thing I held BITCOIN

>> No.7468730

>>7467293
Tokyo sushi, whatever

>> No.7468769

>>7467375
How do I tell da wife we’re gonna have to sell the RV and the time share in Boca Raton? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.7468967
File: 125 KB, 838x983, baby boomers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7468967

>> No.7469329

>>7467345
Good work, you bought in at the top of a parabolic blow-off bull market. You played yourself. Hope you enjoy losing 50-80% of it.

>> No.7469528
File: 38 KB, 699x704, 1481727669680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7469528

>>7467032
>investing in anything but imaginary internet money is for boomers

>> No.7470366

>>7467360
underrated, kek

>> No.7470396

>>7468967
hahahahahahahaha