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Alright /biz/raelis, let's have some fun amidst all the pink wojaks and smug pepes. McAfee is chimping out on twitter, let's call him and fuck with him a bit. Record your call through vocaroo.com or any other way.
>>7463686You first
>>7463686>McAfee said i was a retard>I WANT REVENGE MOMMY ASSEMBLE MY PERSONAL ARMY
Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered
>>7463796What did he say?
>>7463796you recorded it right?
>>7463686can this guy please just eat his thumbs instead of his dick so he can stop himself from all this ridiculous shitposting?
>>7463686not your personal army you dumb faggot
Please be careful. Don't troll him too hard or he will track down and kill you after taking too many lines again.
>>7463825I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic. after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered
Lmao he just called me. I actually really fucking answered
Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answeredHe said>Some of you guys are alright, lock your prices tomorrow
>>7463929HAHAHAH
order him a pizza with ground meat that looks like little turds
I called him and asked him to shill a coin. He told me he is going to track me down and kill me
>>7463888>>7463919>>7463943>>7463951>>7463968>>7463969>>7463972>>7463975>>7463982what did he say
Someone call him and pretend you are a Binance insider. Make him believe there is something seriously wrong with the exchange. Add more fuel to the fire. If you can fake a chink accent that's better.
Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered>he said to all in neo
>>7464023I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered
>>7463929LMAOnice one anoni wonder how is your game with girls
>>7464023He said Nano will moon, 10x by next time this week, pls buy
>>7464023I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic. after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered
>>7464058lol.. yea.
This fucking thread kek.
LOL i called him and asked how much to shill a coin on twitter...dude is fuckin hilarious. I called him BACK and he picked up on the first ring. 10/10 might call him again
>>7464023He called and I said "John Mcaffee here"He was really fucking shocked he actually answered so He was just like "Hi"I was like "Hi, how can I help you?"He was like "just calling to say hi." and he just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic. after like 10 seconds of dead silence I was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like I was about to hang up so he said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"I hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but he was shocked I answered
called him and he said "juan macafio here que tal"weird
STOP FUCKING CALLING ME!
>>7463863this
>>7464034>just did a minute ago, I am asian so it was easy.>not sure if he bought it but he seemed to be very concerned.>uploading vocaroo atm
take me in the screenshot
LOL!
Called him. Seemed like an okay guy desu. Told him not to take it so hard. Had to hang up because he was getting alot of calls
I called him also, he actually answered! >Mcafee:John McAfee here>Anon: Hey there, I was wondering if you could tell me why you believe bitcoin will be worth 1 million in 2020. >McAfee: Call me back later, I am currently answering calls from angry people. >Anon: Ok, thank you.
>>7464209kek please be real
>>7463788I really wish McAfee-senpai-sama-kun would call me a retard :(
>>7463796>>7463888>>7463919>>7463943>>7463951>>7463968>>7463969>>7463972>>7463975>>7463982>>7463996>>7463998>>7463999>>7464006>>7464007>>7464017>>7464032>>7464036>>7463929>>7464044>>7464060>>7464065>>7464085>>7464109>>7464122>>7464132jesus christ this is some next level faggotry well done >>7463796
>>7463686I'm in Nashville, should I pay visit to Mcafee? He lives 1 hour away from here.
>>7463796ahah he answered me too wtf
Ring ring Mr. McAfee
>>7464344I'll legitimately send you one (1) ether if you do it and record it
>>7464344pack a kevlar vest
>>7464344chances are hes gonna kill you with his weaponized lawnmower
Lmao I just answered him. He actually really fucking called.
>>7464058he had the balls to call him
>>7463686His answering machine is full guys, hes not picking up anymore. Or i guess hes talking to someone right now, should i keep trying? Im going to shill him Turtle Coin
>>7464310Cheer up, i'll call you a retard for him.
Damn haha he actually did answer. I thanked him and said he's a good guy.
That was nuts lmao, did not think he'd actually answer.
>>7464344do it, it could be the best story of your life. maybe hes bored and he'll have a chat with you and allow you in his home and give you dinner and alcohol and child hookers and shit like that
Better have a good prank call out of this. Maybe even wait a few days so he forgets.
>>7463686Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered
>>7464209please link
CALL HIM, HE WILL ANSWER THE PHONE! 7316088837 JOHN MCAFEE
>>7464344u live in america, he can kill u btw
>>7463686McAfee is a crazy bastard
>>7464507he not afraid of anything
Wow this is top fucking kek, somebody post a recording
>>7463929>>7464023>>7464034Lol I did what that guy said. I have my mic muted for the laughs dont worry. I tried my hardest not to let him hear any laughs.https://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1P48WrMBs
>>7464482thisnever know what will happen
Can someone please call him with the Frank Garrett soundboard and upload? Please
>>7464539lol'd so hard
He answered. That just made my week.
I told him that a bunch of retards from 4chan are posting his info and trolling him and to pay no mind, said thanks for bringing awareness and resources to help crypto grow and I have always been a fan, He said thank you and he appreciates the info.
Just called him, line was silent and then I said "Hello?" it was actually him responding "Yes, this is John?". Kinda flabbergasted to hear his voice and after a brief silence I said something like "Oh I am sorry didn't mean to bother you". He responded “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and making dumb noises. I apologized again and cut it off, really weird.Recorded the call, it is uploading now.
>>7464576
>>7464539>He bought it.>Continue with the exit scam
>>7464539THAT ACCENTFUCKING DEAD
Try to sell an antivirus software to him.
This would be a genius Nigerian scam where they make you call some number that costs 100$ a minute.Only niggers are not smart enough to pull it off
Some .mil boi fill this shit out with his address https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/usmc/mcwp/3-23/appc.pdf
>>7464599Hahaha I'm sorry guys, I actually do like John and he sounds like my grandpa. He seemed kind of confused by all of this so I wanted to give him a nice call xD
Binance just rekted him lmao.
>>746453910/10
holy shit he actually picked up, i wish i recorded it"John McAfee here">heeyy stop shilling all those shitcoins>uhh kill yourself>hang upwow what a special birthday for me
>>7464601>internet p-pls stopjohn why did u do this
>>7464539>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1P48WrMBsLMAO!!!!
>>7464209Sigh
>>7463686STORY TIMEI am from Jackson TN, which is right down the road from Lexington. Mcafee moving there was kind of a big deal around the town.My friend who lives there had a really bad trip after taking a fuck load of San Pedro cactus and he started to think that his father was actually John Mcafee. He was eating with his family while losing his mind of this cactus and his dad was talking about some movie they are filming about Mcafee. My friend realized that because his dad knew WAY to much about this Mcafee guy, his father is indeed John Mcafee.He then got up from table to walk outside, once he got out he threw his phone as far as he could into the woods and started running around the neighbor yelling at people to call the police. The police showed up after his dad chased him down and started to fight him in the street. Friend was explaining to the cops that his dad was actually John Mcafee and was trying to kill his family. He then snuck away from the cops while they weren't looking and went missing for an entire day. He was later found when he checked himself into the hospital. He later told me that the reason we went to the hospital was because he knew they had a helicopter, and he thought the helicopter would be able to take him far away from John Mcafee.>tfw friend still believes his father is John Mcafee to this day
>>7464539I kek'd hard
>>7464539kek
>>7464085I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered
>>7464636the beta uprising will truly begin the day that 4chan starts calling in airstrikes on famous people
>>7464693haha I get it because kek is like lol so you laughed out loud, nice one anon
Does this guy own McAfee security?
>>7464744No, he owns Kraft Mac + Cheese
>>7464539fucking lol made my day dude, these dark times have taken their toll
>>7464693>>7464712kek
>>7464744no he founded it and sold it off I believe
>>7464539god bless anon, after wageslaving 10 hours you finally made my day worth
>>7464596he was probably just uncomfortable from all the infetterence
Can someone call him and do all the dialogue from the wolf of wall street when he's trying to sell Aerotyne to some guy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJXLV_DMKa0The guy is even called John so it works to perfection.
>>7464539
I should have a shirt made that says "I got insulted by John McAfee"
>>7464344also in nashville wussup bro
>>7463686My opinion of this man frequently and constantly swings between absolute disgust and utmost respect.
>>7464936THIS, just make it bitcoin related
>>7464936>>7464984some anon sell him trx
>ITT autists get to call another human being for the first time in years
>>7463686Damn. Too late. I do a most glorious irritated and very busy Mr. Fong impression.
Bout to call and shill him on Bitconnect
>>7464539holy fucking shit
>>7465118too obvious
he just does not give a fuck anymore lol
"This is john McAfee""Hello yes do you have a minute i would like to speak with you about the Jews."
>>7465087Good job ruining our fun.
>>7464344why not, he seems chillas long as he doesn't shoot you anyway
Join us and watch your money grow. We have all the tools you need,,,https://discord dot gg/pbN4G73
>>7465231Fuck off pajeet
just called and said I have 15btc and need a nigger whorehe said to call him back later so we can negotiate a dealwell played Johnsomehow vocaroo got a blank recording of it, kms
Ok we want Kylie Jenner's number next
>>7465159the madman jesus fucking christ
>>7465159Wtf is his problem? Does he want to die all of a sudden?
>>7465375He wants someone to try, so that way he either goes out guns blazing or he gets to legally shoot someone. Just a theory.
Someone call him and ask him why does he believe bitcoin will be worth $1 million in 2020
I called him and he actually fucking answered, what's this horse shit /biz/. Best thread of all time.
Lmao called him I just. Actually really fucking answered he did
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Igt7862U6O
>>7465527i laughed but you sound like a real life degenerate
>>7465527lmao, jesus christ that guy has no sense of humor
>>7465527Haha faggot coward you got rekt
>>7464601>Published by Janice McAfee
>>7464601it's like he doesn't know that the internet ppl will do exactly the opposite of what he wants
>>7465527The person mcafee is talking sounds like a retard. Is this what biz sounds like in real life?
>>7465571this
>>7465578pretty much
>>7465527>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Igt7862U6OYou have the most creepy lowlife pervert sounding voice
>>7465527keked hard at the 8 inches comment
>>7465527Wow, you are a faggot. Never call anyone again
Is this real life
john mcafee for preseudent
I can't find the tweet but the guy who picked up said he was McAfee and sounded like an aged Tennessee man and the area code checks out as Tennessee, could easily be OP faking it but
Someone ask him what the next coin of the week is
>>7463686he's done this before hahahaahahahABSOLUTELY S E E T H I N G
>>7465608Damn its so different from what I thought. This disgusts me quite a bit, real life voice and text are entirly different I guess.
>>7465527>oh yessssmf
>>7465700It really is his number, check old posts on his Facebook.
>>7464539>OUR SERVAHH ON FIYAH cracked up fucking hard
>>7465709his place
>>7465711Who did you expect? Chad Thundercock? Of course most of us will sound like virgin autists.
>>7465709you can actually smell the anxiety-sweat through twitter
>>7463686Just called him long distance, he went nuts"Hi, John McAffee here""Hey there you turd, you own me some money after shill-""What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."I just hung up after that
>>7464539ULTIMATE KEK
>>7464936THIS WILL BE EPIC
>>7464539I actually clapped cause I was laughing so hard. Am I becoming American at last?
>>7465817reddit-tier comedy
I can't call it's on voicemail! :(
>>7465527KEK
>>7465812Like a normal person maybe? Like how people talk on tv normally
>>7465817unironically something he would sayhow can he be so salty over the internet and resort to the normie "hurr durr say it to my face" excuse
>>7464936This but shill beekonek instead of Aerotyne
boy this mcafee guy sure does't sound like an attention whore
>>7465900he's a real life tripfag
>>7464539Tippity top keke someone please save this, I'm on my phone
>>7464539this is amazingthank you anon
I said some dumb shit and hung up, now when I call it says the mailbox is full. Does that mean Im blocked or is he busy?
Who actually called him raise your hand
>>7465975I called him, asked him about bitcoin he said call back later.
How do i call him from europe? I want to shill him and his wife niggercoin
Would he be mad if I showed up just to say hello?I have no friends.
>>7466030prepend +1 to the number
>>7466033nah, he'd probably like it if you were nice to him
Lmfao I just called him and didn't know what to say so asked for uni advice. The madman told me he only wants to speak with haters and to DM him instead WTF
I called him, he answered within the first 10 seconds. He seemed peeved to be taking my call. But I thanked him for his efforts to bring cryptocurrencies into the mainstream. He said thank you. Then I asked him about Monero, to which he said he was not giving financial advice on the telephone. Then we mutually agreed to hang up.
I asked if his fridge was running McCaffe said yes so I told him he better go catch it then hung up as he was screaming.
>>7465527Holy shit... I'm dying
>>7466106last sentence got me
Can I call him from the UK?>>7466094You call from UK?
can someone ask him how he feels about the McAfee antivirus committing atrocities in his name.
>>7465527LMFAO Springfeel
>>7465527LMAOOOOOOOO
>>7466168no intercontinental calls because brexit
>>7466217Lol stfu I don't mind paying the fee but will it connnect?
Can someone go to his house? Wear a plate carrier or something he might shoot you but it would be worth it.
>>7466094 I called him from Myanmar just use skype
>>7465707I asked, he said "heh heh heh you'll have to wait"
>>7466232Why wouldnt it?
>>7466232u serious?
>>7464936Pls biz pls
>>7466106Theres a whole interview on info wars of him talking about Monero
>>7464539Fucking God bless America. I don't know if you're American but McAfee is and he's a national treasure.
>>7466250Never called a yank numberI want to call him and say "John, did you know that the Jews are responsible for all of the wars in the world and the holocaust never happened... no? Well now you know?">>7466259See above. Who knows m9
>>7465527this made my day
i really wanna hear a pajeet trying to shill him on chainlink
>>7466297Record it pleaseI want to know how redpilled he really is
>>7466297plz this
>>7464539WERR FUCKING DONE
Some grill troll call him, that would be so fkn hot
>>7465709>I'll go face to face with any day haha>Let it go this time though pls don't hurt me
>>7466331then leak it on twitter and ruin his reputation amongst normalfags forever- wait I don't think he's actually that stupid
>>7466413fuck off back to leredit faggot
ASK HIM HOW TO UNINSTALL MCAFEE ANTIVIRUS
>>7464936Someone has to do this
>>7464344Record it give you 1 eth
>>7465527LMao McAfee just bullied the guck out of you
Next move is ordering pizzas to his house and pepes off Amazon to his door
>inb4 a crime gang shows up at his door and murders his family
>>7463686>>7465802Who wants to live next to John? 4 houses are free just a walk away!Switch Map->Area for better view:https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Lexington-TN/pmf,pf_pt/49697_rid/globalrelevanceex_sort/35.68666,-88.392853,35.678119,-88.406585_rect/15_zm/
>>7466452People, come on, make it happen!
this is too fucking funny
>>7466490>family
>>7466444KEK WILLS IT
>>7466444fucking this.
>>7466491i want to take my crypto gains this year, get a house near him, and become his worst nightmareill say shit to his face constantly and he'll avoid ever driving anywhere near my house. to him, i'll be "that guy." "hopefully i don't see that guy when i go into town >_>"
>>7465159>subtle lifelock.com shill
>>7466452I tried but it just goes straight to his full mailbox
his mailbox is full, gonna call this cum guzzler tomorrow and shill him my business idea.
>>7464936bump please do it and record
>>7465842>Am I becoming American at last?Read and you know the thisanswer:https://www.counter-currents.com/2015/10/negrified-america/
>>7465527Can u handle that? 8 inches, oh yesss
>>7465527>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Igt7862U6OFucking love you man
>>7464539hooooly shit my sides
>>7465527This is the kind of person I imagine loses it all to shitty investments and spends most of his life drunk
If he blocks you just use Google Voice also he's answering again lads. Just called him for the second time.
SOMEONECall him and scream:>BEECONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
called earlier.left voicemail as "Mark, call me back bud"forgot about it until reading thread.called back with "JohN McAfEee Here"Yelled 'BICKONEECCC'won?
>>7467505Proof or didnt happen
>>7467407better yet, play him the audio
>>7463929>I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"fucking kek, nice anon
You people have terrible humour Ask him about drugs or something that makes him talk
>>7464936if I didn't live in brazil and the phone call didn't cost $50 a minute I'd do thatman up faggots, someone do this already
>>7467668This. He must be a professional psychonaut
>>7463686Somebody hack his accounts, please.
Is there a prank call website in the US where you get to use a soundboard and it places the call for you?
>>7465817reddit spacing
Lmfao I just called him. I actually really fucking suck his rugged shriveled warted spotted dick.
>>7466106>Then we mutually agreed to hang up.my sides
>>7465527holy shit this is gold
>>7467874Hey Anon , it's your dad! Did you manage to fit in with your friends over at 4Chan.com yet ??
http://www.pranksterapp.net/player?id=NoBjAoVsFv
>>7466444please someone vocaroo this
>>7464044>>7464060>>7464065>>7464085Haven't read this pasta before
>>7467804Yeah I'd ask him about the bluelight thing that he did, or pretend to be slightly paranoid over something At least don't make funny ethnic voices
>>7468129im trying my hardest dad, i wont disappoint u
>>7465527>8 inches
>>7468163lmao, not so tough
SOMEONE ASK HIM WHY HIS WIFE SHITS IN HIS MOUF
>>7468157wew
>>7468157>http://www.pranksterapp.net/player?id=NoBjAoVsFvHAHAHAHAHAHA TOP KEKTHE ENDING"When I show up, I show up with 6 of my friends"
>>7468349Mcafee is a legend
>>7468157+1
why is this epic thread dead now
>>7464539First time biz made me cry from laughing. Thank you for this.
>>7466683Not the first time he has killed his neighbor.
>>7463686SELL!!SELL!!SELL!!SELL!!
>>7468157How is he not instantly hanging up on this shit by now?
Why does he listen and respond to all these calls, does he have nothing to do?
>>7468811He's using this to mentally prepare himself for the Bitcoin Superconference
>>7468157>http://www.pranksterapp.net/player?id=NoBjAoVsFv>"When I show up, I show up with 6 of my friends"
>>7468811He's so rich he has time to waste talking to all of us.
>>7468782He's clearly having fun with it
>>7465527absolutely ethered by mcafee
Can somebody please call him with a Frank Garrett soundboard and upload it?Please please please
>>7464688Holy fuck true if big
>>7464539>no pobem!fucking kek
>>7465527Springfield pervert soundboard kiddoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG-CVBwR7rM
>>7464539I didn't get what John was talking about. Bad news?
>>7464539>money need be movedI lost it
>>7465802his will shoot anyone that tries with a sniper rifle I wonder if anyone is stupid enough to try
I can't stop laughing. The guy actually responds. More vocaroos please
>>7464871new
Someone use the irate black man soundboard please.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJcFjerR9lg
>>7463929>just calling to say hikeks
>>7469049interesting that what sounded like the oldest dude to take the call was the only one who seemed to realise it was a soundboard
There is a German website with soundboards where you can actually choose a name from a list. Is there anything equivalent in English?
I think he stopped answering his phone
>>7468965Please god somebody call him with a Frank Garrett or Rick the Mullet man soundboardPlllllleeeeeaaassssseeeeeee
maybe he realized he fell for a blatant shoop and this just some sloppy pr damage control
>>7469408http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/soundboards
>>7469450I've been trying to get through for 10 minutes with frank garret and nigra scream but he hasn't been answering.
I mean if he posted the same number before (someone mentioned an old facebook post or whatever), then I guess we'd be able to call him in a day or two when he might be answering again
>>7469120Nvm, I have found out. He's a madman.
>>7469216no u
should i go visit him or do you think his front lawn is mined?
>>7469921you'll be fine, worse case you will die an hero of /biz/
>>7469474check out the German Marcophono. It's leagues ahead of any English prank call site I have seen.
>>7468830interesting point
>>7469049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1dz_X49Yecits a good soundboard
>>7465159kek not for long john they took my british grandpas license when he was living in florida, he was so old he thought he was driving in england again and was driving in the wrong lane going 50mph.
>>7466683I wouldn't push him seeing as he has literally committed murder before.
>>7466444maybe he could tell us how to accually do it, I swear iv removed it like 5 times.
>>7463929I just called.... to say.... I love you...
>>7464539Holy shit that was funny af
>>7465527He just sounds so eager to kill someone lol he's try-harding too much imo, sounds like a retarded fuck who has everything going wrong in his life and just seeks a way to get revenge somehow on whatever
>>7464680Nice