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>Be me
>Great friends
>Family that loves me
>9/10 girlfriend that loves me
>Non autistic with basic human communication skills
>Study medicine (muh free education muh masterrace euros)
>Fit and running first marathon this summer
>Don't care too much if my folio goes up or down
>Go to /biz/ to watch all you loosers unironically wanting to AN hero because of folio losses
>my sides

>> No.7463505

>being a Chad
>being in /b/

>> No.7463563

Tfw you have to go to school to make money

Tfw girlfriend can dump you at any moment

Tfw 18 year old neets are millionaires and will never have to work a day in their lives

Tfw you missed out

Retard.

>> No.7463588

No I'd rather stay alone at home making crypto moneys thanks

>> No.7463606
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7463606

>>7463505
oof he got you there OP

>> No.7463610

>>7463436
>Faggot I am you
>I am your great friends
>Your family loves me more than you
>Your girlfriend is only a 7/10 btw and she gives ok head
>I am medicine bitch
>I'm running a marathon whilst I type
>I am controlling your folio
>I am biz

>> No.7463691

>>7463563
Tfw the 18 year old neets are the same people posting "how will anyone ever love me /biz/?"

Tfw the 18 year old neets are the same people making "how much money do i need before a woman will love me?"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>> No.7463766

>>7463505
>honestly believing you can only be a chad or an autistic neet with nothing inbetween the two
>being this fucking thick