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2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

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Binance update.

>> No.7454257

>>7454215

holy fuck. op isnt even larping. fuck me senpai its really over
https://mobile.twitter.com/cz_binance

>> No.7454276

"unfortunately we can't steal your money fast enough, so please be patient while we transfer and sell all of your coins on legitimate exchanges. Thanks and bye stupid Americans."

>> No.7454329
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7454329

ITS ALL OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1111111111

>> No.7454365

>>7454257
WTF IT'S ACTUALLY NOT LARP

>> No.7454369

They are hiring. I wonder if people got fired.

>> No.7454382

This is how these things usually go down:

>Site is suddenly down. Owners says they're doing maintenance, and has had unforeseen problems
>Claims unplanned, unannounced maintenance is taking longer than expected
>What goes on behind the scenes is that the owners are talking to lawyers, being adviced to not say anything about the security breach until they've secured evidence.
>Twitter account goes mostly silent. Updates every 3-6 hours, still claiming that it's just maintenance.
>Statement about the breach is posted on twitter, reddit and on the web site. They are sorry and all your coins are gone.

We've been through this before.

>> No.7454397
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7454397

AHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE SEND ME BTC SO I CAN BUY A ROPE AND A STOOL

>> No.7454413
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7454413

>painful day
>throwing up on servers
>plane full of Binance developers crashes
chinese zuckerberg pls halp

>> No.7454449
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>>7454382
This just happened this exact way with Nicehash just a few months ago.

>> No.7454463
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7454463

>>7454215
faggot

>> No.7454518

>>7454463
https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/961561605505822720
here faggot, binance please don't steal my shitcoins, goddamit

>> No.7454524

>>7454463
Exactly what a hacker would say.

>Confirmed hack.

>> No.7454560

Where the fuck can I buy ICX NOW!

>> No.7454573
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7454573

wtf is it really that easy?

>> No.7454581

>>7454449
Yes a couple of my miners were on NH when that happened. The wait for information was infuriating

>> No.7454588

>>7454463
Wow well that settles it. Definitely not a hack. Your money is there, don't worry! Just give us a few more days to sort out these data sync issues.

I'll see you in two days when they post an announcement talking about how all your coins are gone and there's nothing you can do about it because you trusted a bunch of chinks on an exchange registered in some 3rd world shithole.

This is it. God dammit why did I try to trade. Should have just held in a wallet. I am seriously gonna end it I just lost like 100k to this shit.

>> No.7454596

>>7454215
The entitlement
>we want free $bnb coin for the loss to us due to your incompetence

>> No.7454603

>>7454588
you're such a paranoid faggot shut up

>> No.7454604
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7454604

LMAO these scammers are the best part of this clown show
UNDER EVERY SINGLE POST

>> No.7454607
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7454607

>>7454518
>https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/961561605505822720

goddamn I wish people like you would just die a painful dead.

>> No.7454631

You guys do realize that he is talking about synching the exchange nodes up to with the block chain right?
>muh blockchain technology
Because fucking transactions are immutable, when they nodes come back online they literally have to resync all the transactions from other exchanges before they are up to date. R O F L horrible design

>> No.7454636

>>7454215
>Also need to hire more devs ops
Why does he keep typing like a 20yo kid? How the hell did this guy became the head of such an important exchange?

>> No.7454658

>>7454607
are you a retard? I gave a link to binance status, not to those pajeet scam attempts

>> No.7454676
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>>7454215
>We've crashed the market, now crash the exchanges

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>>7454636
fuck your etiquette old man

>> No.7454736

>>7454685
I'd like to remind you this chink made BNB crash instead of moon because of how retarded he sounds when he speaks.
Instead of announcing BNB got burned and explaining the implications of that he just posted shit like "BNB! Gone!" and it fucking tanked into oblivion to the point people begged him to delete that fucking tweet and make a new proper post.
BNB wouldn't be bleeding like it's doing right now if the guy paid for some speech lessons like any important person does.

>> No.7454771

>>7454636
>looks at president trump's twitter posts
>looks at billionaire's twitter / Instagram
>all immature manchildren

yes there is definitely a correlation between being able to spew grammatical jargon and financial prowess

>> No.7454829

>>7454369
I think they generally need more dev ops, it's a position that serves as a bridge between software developers and whoever/whatever operates the system on the daily. They might lack experts in the field therefore they've been struck with this downtime. So not necessarily anyone was fired.

>> No.7454917

“Oops!”

These chinky fucking chinks. The first day I try this fucking exchange and they fucking fuck me. I hope they all die.

>> No.7454946

>>7454636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzoCmpdjAw

>> No.7454982

>>7454636

>LOL I guess we should have hired some testers. we just assumed nothing would break lol

>> No.7455009

>>7454588
nice reddit spacing you emotional faggot

>> No.7455016
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7455016

My FUN and ICX MOMMY ITS NOT GONE RIGHT???? IT WILL WORK SOON RIGHT???? AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH

>> No.7455034

>>7454588
>>7454603
Except this is exactly how Mt Gox died. And inputs.io. And btc-e.
People trust shitty exchanges with 3 developers more than regulated banks with insured money.

>hold on faggot these exchanges are insured!!11!
Oh sorry, I forgot that no one ever lies on the internet and everyone is nice to eachother.

>> No.7455062

>>7454636
>It is with great commotion, O dear clients, that thee fecescurrency are not able to be withdrawn
wtf nigga, are you the type of person who automatically respects anyone wearing a suit?

>> No.7455080

>>7454573
Yes it is
t. Got £90

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7455160

ITT: we watch a bunch of subhumans argue about nothing and newfags taking the bait

>> No.7455207

Binance is one fucking difficult thing to build. By far the most reliable exchange that has ever existed. Has to be taking and pushing incredible amounts of data 24/7 365. Legacy financial system doesn't run on weekends.

This guy is literally the reason we even have a big market in alts.

/biz/ cab be a bunch of ungrateful cunts

>> No.7455267

If there was a hack, /biz/ would be posting their emtpy cold wallets

/biz/ isn't posting their empty cold wallets

ergo there is no hack and this is just FUD

>> No.7455282

>>7455207
this

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>>7455267
Nothing left but dust.

>> No.7455304

I work in software, shit like this happens all the time and it's always a bitch to fix. When you're dealing with billions of records and multiple databases, snapshots of databases, replica databases, caches, logs, etc. Things don't always go the way you would expect.

Stop worrying, this is the way things work.

>> No.7455321

>>7455267
yup
a lot of FUD nowdays tho

>> No.7455324
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>>7454215
lmfao if they actually MtGox'd us i'll be out a grand total of like 35 burgers worth of shitcoins
anyone not holding in a paper wallet deserves what they get

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7455375

>>7455267
>>7455207
Chink Internet Defence Force's insect brains can't into independent thinking. They've changed their story 3 times and missed their own deadlines 4 times. We're getting Chinked.

>> No.7455385

>>7455304
This, plus people shouldn't expect google fucking tier uptime

for fucks sake nobody, especially binance, expected this kind of MASSIVE influx of people into crypto

EXCHANGES ACTUALLY DISABLED NEW USER REGISTRATIONS, EVEN THOUGH IT COST THEM MONEY

That's how overloaded their servers were. The integral of that server load is the database content. That's a BIG FUCKING NUMBER and it was totally unexpected.

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7455387

>Devops
No wonder this happened. 0 confidence in this platform now.

>> No.7455392

I get it now.
/biz/ is just a gathering place for ADHD kiddies.

>> No.7455405

>>7455375
If we were getting chinked the owner never would have made himself known. He'll end up dead, as will his family, if binance is cleared out.

There's also no way they would have ever allowed 100BTC or more withdrawl per day if it was an exit scam


This entire fucking shit is just FUD from people who sold or shorted and are desperate for the price to go down

>> No.7455408

>>7454215
I just got here, what is going on?

>> No.7455424

>>7455408
Mostly Fear, uncertainty and doubt.
A bit of logic and ration thinking mixed in.

>> No.7455443

>>7454636
what is wrong with that sentence? it's fucking twitter, not the quarterly report, grandpa.

>> No.7455464

>>7455392
You must have some kind of ADHD if you're realizing this now

>> No.7455479
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7455479

>>7455405
Mt Gox people are known, it's not an argument. They're running damage control on a Goxing, hence why they keep missing deadlines and changing excuses. Same template as every Goxing.

>> No.7455496

>>7455392
never been any different. it is so painful these days, even worse than the BZC spamming retards and bots in December. Too bad there is still like 2% quality information to search for in this heap of vomit and feces.

>> No.7455544

>>7454382
The all-too-real horror stories of the crypto world. We can only wait at this point.

>> No.7455554

>>7455479
Different world entirely. If binance exit scammed it would be 2 orders of magnitude larger and he's a dead man

>> No.7455570
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7455570

"FUD" is the Asian/3rd worlder dissonance at independent White thinking. Their insect brains can only work collectively as a group consensus. When they are exposed to a White person thinking independently and voicing group-critical ideas their brains melt.

>> No.7455588

>>7455554
And? None of that precludes a Goxing.

>> No.7455675
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7455675

Reminder that like 2 weeks ago the biggest Japanese exchange was hacked and 580 million USD worth of NEM was stolen. People have not gotten their money back. Some say North Korea was involved.
There's nothing that says Binance wouldn't be next on their target list. If I held any money on that exchange I would be shitting myself right now.

>> No.7455689

>>7455554
Yes, he would be dead. And this is why it makes literally no sense. Binance is a huge fucking cashcow that generates money due to fees. It endlessly generates millions over millions at this point. There is no reason for anybody to exit scam. Only hacks and technical difficulties could pose as a problem. Why run off with some extra millions only to be dead whenever you leave your cellar? Yes, for you retarded ADHD millennial faggots it would "make sense", but not in a rational non-psychotic mind.

>> No.7455726

>>7454257
>>7454329
>>7454397
>>7455016
>>7455302

>>7455555

>> No.7455734
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7455734

MY LINK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MOMMY MOMMY MAKE THE BAD MAN GIVE MY LINKIES BACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGUUUGGGGGGGG

>> No.7455753

atleast bitcoin is going up am i rite bois

>> No.7455767

>>7455689
>there are consequences for crimes
>that's why no one commits them and we all live in crime free utopias

>> No.7455797

>>7455207
this
except their UI is awful and built in angular 1 making Chrome freeze longer than packets are coming in to update the orderbook view during times of high trading traffic.
yes the exchange is great, but just make your own exchange front-end for it if you want to be able to trade during such times.
i wish they would just hire me... pains me to see inefficient code.

>> No.7455840

>>7454829
You're right, they were actually executed.

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>>7454463

i wish binance will have error and
I will have 20 BTC on my wallet.

>> No.7455920

To be fair it's probably nothing, the memes are good tho and its fun to imagine the shitshow this would cause.

>> No.7455957

>>7455797
use their desktop client

>> No.7456089

4AM UTC estimate

>> No.7456102
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>>7455088

BTC USD trade is 8500
BTS USDT Binance is 7784

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.7456157
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7456157

binance chinance pls don't take my finance

>> No.7456291

>>7456089
did they just fucking push the goal post again

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>>7454604
>>7454607
Holy shit, they got 1.4 ETH

>> No.7456490

>>7454215
Fucking gooks

>> No.7456685

>>7455479
hmmm he seems a trustworthy fellow

>> No.7457082

Move FUN from Bittrex
Binance goes tits up
The plight of /biz/

>> No.7457788

>>7454573
I had to deal with my grand parents receiving this spam mail cards everymonth. You have a $100 gift card from xxx store (always changes)..they need your credit card basically for a fee.

>> No.7458091

>>7457082
people here shit on bittrex but its the only one that has not had any problems lately.

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7458142

>add XRB
>entire exchange database suddenly desyncs
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>> No.7458165

not sure if I will be happy or sad that I have 300 BLZ I got at 40 cents when I wake up in 12 hours

>> No.7458267

>>7458142
yes they can, fuck you, they have all the coins.