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7450927 No.7450927 [Reply] [Original]

*BANG BANG BANG*

>Hello sir, we have received reports that you are involved in trading cryptocurrencies, may we come inside please?

What do?

>> No.7450934

No

>> No.7450947

>>7450927
No thanks. Bye. Come back with a warrant.

>> No.7450967

>>7450927
No. And sirs, what is a cryptocurrencies?

>> No.7451006

Nice try pajeet, next time pick a more realistic disguise

>> No.7451023
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>>7450927
>No response

>> No.7451058

>>7450927
Do a 360 turn and walk away

>> No.7451163
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7451163

Jesus Christ, that's the uniform of a British cop? They look so undignified. Also reminder that NYC is now Whiter than London.

>> No.7451249
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>Sure, mind if I make a quick phone call first?

>> No.7451263

>>7451163
The guy in OP is unpaid volunteer police

>> No.7451338

>>7451163
It clearly says PCSO on the dude's sleeve, he's a police community support officer.

You don't think we'd hire pajeets for our actual police force? lmao

>> No.7451346

>>7451163
Jews aren't white

>> No.7451355

>>7450927
>Oh sure Mr officer, just mind the tied up lolis in my living room, they're fresh and untrained.
>lead him past group of wailing little girls begging for help to show him paperwork for crypto
>officer spots remnants of last meal by desk
>marmalade on toast
>ohshit.jpg
>officer flies into a rage
>DO YOU HAVE A LICENCE FOR THAT BUTTERKNIFE SIR?!?!?!?!
>I... um... th- the paperwork for it is on the way
>RIGHT YOURE COMING WITH ME
>panic, pull out gun and blow him the fuck away since he's too faggy to have one
>hide the body and standard issue police unicycle under floorboards of the loli room
Damn, that was close

>> No.7451356

>>7451338
There are plenty of pajeets on the police force let’s be real

>> No.7451371

>fuck you pajet im not buying street shiter coin 2.0

>> No.7451374
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>>7451163
Even Niamey is whiter than London

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>>7451263
Even reserve officers in America don't look like shit. Ugly highlighter yellow vest, mall cop pants, postal worker-tier polo and hat and unprofessional as fuck camel-fucker beard.

>> No.7451507

>>7450927
seeing that is bongland:

>Hello sir, we have received reports that you are involved in trading cryptocurrencies, may we come inside please?
>-I'm a muslim immigrant, this is racism, get out of here before i behead you.
>i-i didn't know, i'm verry sorry sir! we'll make sure you are supplied with another 6 year old girl to satisfy your sexual needs!

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>>7451006
If only you knew how bad things have really become...

>> No.7451602
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>>7451338
>brits: WE'RE WHITE!!!
Jesus, you guys are worse than Argentina now. Why even fight to preserve the islands from them?

>> No.7451639

>>7451374
The absolute state of brits

>> No.7451764

>>7450947
this

>> No.7452110

>cum right in officer hihihi
>unzips vagina

>> No.7452144

>>7451355
Fucking kek and sadly accurate.

>> No.7452441

>>7450927
Since when is it illegal?

>> No.7452586

>>7450927
Respond with buckshots.

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>>7451639

>> No.7453429

>>7450927
>PCSO
Tell him to fuck off and come back with some real police

>> No.7453896

Arrest young productive men for doing nothing.

See what happens.

You will witness your liver splatter on the wall at some point, guaranteed.