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>Be me at home bored and download Sims 4.
>Decide to make a Chad business savvy man who is into crypto.
>Decide to impregnate every female i see just to test out the sillyness of this game.
>Impregnate about 5 females.
>Anon picks up gf and tells her about playing Sims 4.
>GF asks about what i did.
>Anon says oh just basic stuff building a house etc.
>Anon makes a semi-lie joke "And oh i also impregnated shitloads of women".
>GF doesnt understand it was truth but says semi-psycho shit "Haha well expect that it = cheating haha".
>Anon shrugs it off "Haha you psycho".
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>ENGAGE DOOMSDAY.EXE
>Anon comes home deletes Sims 4.
>5 females are still impregnated and i made a new Sims.

Now 5 females are pregnant and are going to have a child while Anon just deleted his Sims lol. The father is gone. What to do?

>> No.7449126
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7449126

relevant image OC i made

>> No.7449143

How do you get other girls? After I for gf it didn't give me option with other girls

>> No.7449150

I...... what?

>> No.7449159

out

>> No.7449162

>>7449143
Anon.... you just dont ask them to become a GF. You just woohoo and try for a child. Rinse and repeat.

>> No.7449180

>>7449162
My goal is head Barista

>> No.7449285

>>7449103
I cant even follow this

>> No.7449346

>>7449103
This is the first time in 8 years I've seen third person green text.

>> No.7449373

Is anon you ? It's badly written

>> No.7449411

>>7449373
I dont know who Anon is.

>> No.7449449
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7449449

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CHAINLINK? GET OUT.

>> No.7449534

>>7449449
My thoughts exactly

>> No.7449575

This is beyond confusing.

>> No.7449645

>>7449103
Scale from 1 to yes how high are you?

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>>7449103