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How much crypto wealth do I need to attract females?

>> No.7448601
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7448601

6 million

>> No.7448636

>>7448575
whatever an elephant costs.

>> No.7448641

0 just flash a fake Blockfolio. Oh wait, that requires confidence which you lack.

>> No.7448651

imagine her taking that balls deep

>> No.7448659

>>7448575
At least 10k, its nothing but females don't know your gains are weak. I think a 10k wallet would be impressive to most females.

>> No.7448661

>>7448575
Holy fuck why is this turning me on. I keep imagining her getting slapped in the face with that thing. I can see her holding it like a pole and licking it up and down fuckkkkkkk

>> No.7448677

Why would you put this picture on tinder? Honestly women are beyond me, what would her thinking process be? Can someone explain

>> No.7448714

>>7448677
To scare off guys with small dicks.

>> No.7448754
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>>7448677
SOMEONE fucks that. But I can't picture who.

>> No.7448772

>>7448651
>mfw there are no balls

>> No.7448773

>>7448754
the elephant i believe, is the answer there.

>> No.7448827

>>7448677
are you telling me if you saw an elephant with his gigantic cock out you wouldn't go over and take a picture to preserve the moment?

>> No.7448953

>>7448827
no because what if it decided to lay down and crush me who would get all my stinky linky

>> No.7449033

>>7448953
All you had to say was no because i am not a faggot but instead you came out with that stupid long ass explanation that heavily implies you're a giant faggot

>> No.7449142

>>7449033
thanks captain obvious
any stinky linky is a giant faggot

>> No.7449187

She is fat af, can you not do better?

>> No.7449465

>>7448677
It's sexy and it's playful, same reason my tinder picture is me fisting a kangaroo.

>> No.7449501

>>7448575
Why is she rubbing her face on it? Imagine where that's been

>> No.7449815

>>7448575
I call sloppy seconds.

>> No.7450051

>>7449501
>Imagine where that's been
Syphilis, HIV, hepatitis, etc etc are all animal diseases that spread from animals to humans because of nigger tier mongrels like her.

>> No.7450117

>>7448575
None, they don't know about it, go fucking lift. And once you get swole and attractive enough, you can attract the hot females even with a bank account under $10k while keeping your crypto account full of hundreds of thousands a secret.

..Assuming you're white.

>> No.7450136
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>>7448575

basic bitch bingo

>> No.7450165

>>7448575
You white """people""" are so fucking nasty

>> No.7450221

>>7450136
Most of these things are pretty fun desu.

>> No.7450247

>>7450136
Most of that shit looks fun. I guess I'm a basic bitch.

>> No.7450340

>>7450117
And if hes black?

>> No.7450569

>>7450340
He'll probably just attract trashy whites, other black girls

>> No.7450578

>>7450569
Lol, if you say so

>> No.7450624

>>7450136
Im sorry you will never be able to experience anything in that picture anon, let alone with another woman by your side. You just keep projecting how pitiful of a life you must live.

>> No.7450629

>>7450578
>If you say so
I'm not white, nor am I black either. Sort of mixed. Your white/black fetish doesn't happen as much you want it to happen, Jew.

>> No.7450715

>>7450629
I'm black, and I know we do just fine without NEET approval

>> No.7450782

>>7450715
can confirm

>> No.7450794

>>7448754
That's what your typical 'pump and dump' looks like

>> No.7450838

>>7448575
You have to work on your character to attract women. That's what needs never get. Having money is a side effect of having good character and that's what you need. Money alone doesn't do shit.

>> No.7450847

>>7448772
Yeah wtf where are the balls? DO ELEPHANTS NOT HAVE BALLS?

>> No.7450916

>>7448772
I think its a smaller elephant next to another elephant and that's a trunk

>> No.7450963

>>7450136
none of the basic bitches I know do any of that shit lmao - they dream of doing that stuff because its actually fun

its like saying how getting lambos and sniffing lines is basic for guys, like the fuck?

>> No.7451025

>>7450847
It’s dry in Africa, not much space needed to store pee.

>> No.7451238

>>7451025
>He thinks balls hold piss.

I knew this board was full of kids.

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>>7449465

>> No.7451390

Women are exponentially dirtier than men.

Can you imagine a guy posing and sticking his hand on some gigantic elephant pussy? Would never happen. Women can't even do humor correctly without excess cringe.

>> No.7451454

>>7448575
Me on the left.