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7434662 No.7434662 [Reply] [Original]

>Coworkers keep making jokes about me shooting up the office

I literally did nothing to fucking give this impression. How the fuck to I recover? I'm not r9k or anything I try to act normal.

>> No.7434741

>>7434662
Act like a normie and say something like "Dude chill out. You keep talking about shooting up the office like it's a joke and it's really making me uncomfortable. I'm going to have to go to HR because you're starting to get creepy."

>> No.7434778

>>7434741
This. A peppering of realism will fuck everyone up.

"Cool it with the columbine like remarks."

>> No.7434788

Just kill everyone fuck em

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7434812

>>7434662
Give em what they want.

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7434823

>>7434788

You heard the man

>> No.7434850

>>7434741

Unironically this boobaloo.

>> No.7434863

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy

>> No.7434912

>>7434662
my boss made the same jokes about me constantly. Joke's on him though because I got rich off crypto and for 6 months I just pretended to do work until I got fired for doing nothing and now his ass is on the line because the project is 6 months behind.

>> No.7434913

>>7434741
kek 100% this.

what kind of cloths are you wearing?

>> No.7434923
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7434923

TELL THEM TO SAY IT ONE MORE TIME SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>> No.7434957

>>7434741
>grassing

>> No.7434984

>>7434741
don't have an hr department.

I just laugh and pretend it's funny but it makes me feel bad.

I was a neet for a while and I know this sounds like a LARP or troll but it's true. They really do make these jokes I dont know how to reply.

>> No.7435008

>>7434984
Redditor detected. GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN

>> No.7435028
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7435028

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.7435074

>>7434662
Come on, don't dissapoint the man. Leather trench coat, combat boots and AK aren't that big of an investment.

>> No.7435092

>>7434984
next time be straight up- it makes me uncomfortable when you make those jokes. Don't try and laugh to make the situation feel comfortable to them

>> No.7435109

>>7434912
Damn I'd love to work in a place where I wouldn't get checked for 6 months. What kinda place you work in?

>> No.7435111

>>7434984
Don't laugh about it next time, just give them the stare (not the psycho one, but the one like wtf dude). Then get the faggot back some hours later with something that's weird about him.

>> No.7435134

>>7434912
hahahaha the long game

>> No.7435209

>>7434984
dude im not joking. I am very socially adept irl, this is not LARP. Literally just straight up say "your jokes are kind of making me uncomfortable, it's not funny to joke about that shit in times like these." they will legit feel too shitty about saying something possibly offensive that they will just be like "oh fuck, sorry mate my bad," and you will never get made fun of again. the next time they see you they'll probably try and be nice just because they feel like shit since they're normies.

>> No.7435270

>>7435209
what are some normie secrets that us robots are too retarded to get?

>> No.7435298

In what bizarro made up LARP world do you live in where your coworkers are making mass shooting jokes? Unless you're working in fast food with a bunch of 14 year olds I really don't think this is real

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7435351

>>7435209
>dude im not joking. I am very socially adept irl, this is not LARP.

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7435364

>>7434662

OP please use the new Wojak, tentatively titled "Nujak", please. The old one is ugly and lacks commercial viability.

Thank you.

>> No.7435509

>>7435270
if you are just generally a nice person youll pretty much never get hated on. If you go out of your way to say hello and be nice you'll actually have some decent friends rather than turtling off super hard. I don't mean walking around and just greeting people especially if you're ugly, but at the beginning of the year when everyone is new groups are established very quickly, just be pretty chill and introduce yourself and people will be chill with you.

>> No.7435564

>>7435092
>>7435111
>>7435209
Ty I will try to be serious about it

>>7435298
office job in a small business

>> No.7435651

Go talk to /k/ for your loadout

>> No.7435665

>>7435564
>office job in a small business

You're full of shit. Go scrub the fryers.

>> No.7435727

>>7435509

The problem i'm seeing is that I am moderately good looking and nice, and i have about 3 very good friends here at college and about five more medium friends, and a lot more who are chill with me but i never really got to know them.

the issue is that i constantly feel like there's something i'm just not getting or missing. I know that i probably don't but i can't help but i cant help but feel like i stick out socially, like i am always an interloper, and not really 'part of the group'.

i just figured i would seize the opportunity here on 4chan because even though it's full of autists reddit is a hugbox and utterly fake.

/blog post

>> No.7435803

>>7434912
lmao good shit dude

>> No.7435841

>>7434662
i think it's clear what you must do anon.

>> No.7435923

>>7434662
lol you little faggot, people all thought i was going to be a school shooter in college and at every work i've been to, its pritty funny because they are partially right, and i feel like a god because nobody will do anything about it and i really can shoot them all up lol

>> No.7435964

>>7435841
>>7435651

don't do it. do you have any unusually friendly acquaintances who has made an effort to get to know you recently? it's a scam. he wants you to eliminate the top positions so he can move up the corporate ladder.

>> No.7436007

>>7434662
open carry is legal in many states. the jokes will stop.

>> No.7436055

>>7436007
is it illegal to shout nigger nigger nigger randomly? no. you will still be fired.

>> No.7436270

>>7434741
make them feel weird for making the joke.

>> No.7436358

>>7434662

You are an outsider to the pack. They use ridicule as a show of dominance.

It might seem funny to them but make no mistake, the orchestrator of this is doing this politically to ostracise you from the herd.

You might not fit their social norms and are an unknown. They like their normie world to be simple and understandable. They can't read you and therefore can't control you. You are a threat. Shooting up the office is the extreme they fantasise about in their heads because deep down they are unsure what you are capable of. Not actually shooting up the office but being in line for promotion or working harder than them - which is why they need to cut you down to keep you in line.

Never underestimate the normie and their methods of keeping the herd in check.

>> No.7436400

>>7436358

How do you counter without coming across as being butthurt?

>> No.7436438

>>7436055
I think it is not normal actually because it is Trump's America. Americans told us "Donald Trump will save the west blah blah blah trump will save white people god bless the usa thank you" and so on
Now you tell me in 2018 you still not allowed to say nigger yet ? Explai n yourselves

>> No.7436481

Call the cops on them for projecting on you.

>problem solved

>> No.7436580

>>7436400

Easiest way is to pacify the normie - small talk about mundane topics. Never reveal anything too personal about yourself that they can use against you.

Keep it simple - the generic hive mind fad on tv, weather, sports - nothing overtly political.

The work place is adversarial in nature unless you are running your own business and have de facto leverage over the herd. If not there will always be some wagecuck trying to undermine you to advance their own position in the eyes of their peers and Mr Shekelstein.

t. Actual emotionless sociopath that manipulates normie wagies daily to further own position

>> No.7436644

>>7436358
maybe HE secretly wants to shoot up the office and he 'makes jokes' about it hoping that you show signs of wanting to do it.

>> No.7436659

>>7436358
Is this what you tell yourself? He is a threat and therefor they victimize him? I would say they are the threat. As we all know often CEO'S are said to share traits with psychopaths because they feel more important and do not really give a f***. However, anon here seems to be too nice and following the herd and at the also somewhat socially inept.

>> No.7436684

>>7436358
actually when thinking about it, it is morbid how they fantasize about being killed by someone they hate... I guess it gives some credence to a obscure philosophy where mankind longs for annihilation or some shit.

>> No.7436734

>>7434662

You shouldn't have told them that you bought BTC @ 19k and then panic sold it @ 6k

>> No.7436791

It's because you're quiet and often look serious. You don't really have any freeness in the office. You're unattractive and not physically fit. You appear subservient to them so they can easily abuse you.

Do what the other anons told you to do. Make them feel like dicks. Then get /fit/ and have some Chad teach you his ways so you can fuck those dudes gfs

>> No.7436977

>people bullying potential school shooters in the current year like suicidal retards

cool story bro

>> No.7437042

>>7434662
laugh along with it but start bringing in gun magazines to read during lunch and other subtle type hints that actually make them scared

>> No.7437058

You need to show dominance. Next time they make fun of you, you straight up look them in eyes and tell them with a deadly serious tone following:

>"Do you have the slightest idea what I have done in Syria and Iraq? Do you think that you are important enough for me in order to beat the shit out of you? I will tell you what, next time you mention my name I will call CENTCOM and the agency and give them your name. They will then deport you to a black site in Gdansk or Marrakesh."

>> No.7437062

>>7435028
FFOOOOUUURRRRRR!!!!!

>> No.7437069

>>7434741
what a bitch. Everyone will just laugh end up laughing behind your back for not being able to handle any banter

>> No.7437082

Sue them for workplace bullying

>> No.7437153

>>7435364
Fuck off reddit kike

>> No.7437185

>>7436580
In general how stupid are normies really? Is it easy to manipulate them?

>> No.7437271

>>7437058

Yeah, don't do this. Go along with the joke. It'll pass.

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7437365

>>7434662
Just laugh it up.
>'stacy, did you eat my yogurt?'
>'yeah; what're you gonna do: shoot up the place?'
>'hahahah, yeah, i just might! or maybe i'll just tell your black boyfriend about how you're sucking every cock in this office, and just let him absolutely chimp out and murder you, you dumb cunt, oh hohohoh!'
>'chad, you are too much!'

...and, like, one day, some random guy comes into the office
>nobody knows you hired him from a cut-rate assassin market on the dark web
with a gun to start shooting up the place, but you stop him cold in his tracks with a single shot to the head, saving the miserable lives of all your worthless coworkers.
>browse /k/

>> No.7437522

>>7437271
It only worked for me because I'm Iraqi and people knew that my father was a high ranking military officer.

also, try following:

>*normie makes fun of you*
>you:"who are you again?"
>*normies make fun of you again*
>you:"I don't even know your name"

this will instantly completely demoralize them and make them feel worthless

>> No.7437556

>>7434662
Let’s see a pic of yourself op. Include benis in the shot.

>> No.7437721

>>7437365

Im crying bro hahaha

>> No.7437860

>>7434741
This but without the HR threat. “Dude chill out.” They’re openly calling you creepy because they want to make you aware of it. You need to respond in a way that puts them at ease.

>> No.7437891

>>7435298
im navy, people in my department make both suicide and mass shooting jokes every day, sometimes people follow through on the suicide bits

>> No.7437902

>>7434778
100% this

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>>7434662

>> No.7437961

>>7435298
I worked in political consulting and people make frat jokes constantly.

>> No.7438038

>>7434662
>>7434662
WHY would you tell your co-workers where you're investing your money? You think they want to hear you bragging about your gains?

You deserve everything you get.

>> No.7438071

>>7434662
You caring is why they've labeled you a beta male
Next time they make a joke ignore them completely
When they press the issue just ask them to let you know when they're done, you'll be getting shit done in the meantime
Alphas care about their own self opinion above all else
You cannot control what you look like or what your talents are, you can control who you are
Take control of what you can and fuck the world

t. free

>> No.7438111

>>7436400
Bunch of autists leading the autists here jesus.

Confirmed roastie here. Got lucky and found out about eth on the misc in Dec 2016. Found biz soon after.

All you gotta do is say something like
"Haha jesus man, you don;t shut up I'll come in and shoot you" Say it playfully, jokingly, a bit of banter. It's nauseating for you, but its their language.

Then kind of look around to the other guys, say something like "How much toilet paper do you guys need to clean the shit out of yoru ears after this guys speaks?". Again say it jokingly/ banterfully. Then just shake your head slightly while begining to look down at the paper or whatever in your hands at your desk and have a slight laugh to yourself.

Congrats you are confirmed roastie. You gotta be able to slag/ playfully insult guys. Girls bitch, and guys jokingly insult each other. YOu don't communciate via that, you're an outside unless your status allows you to rise above those actions.

Was a complete normie. Biz and such has made me a bit of an autist, and somewhat sexist if I'm being honest lol

>> No.7438234

>>7434662
ALAHU AKBAR MY BROTHER

>> No.7438258

"Yeah well i had sexual realtions with your mother last night!!!!"

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7438274

>>7434662
>NPC talks shit about you
>you actually get butthurt about it

Normies aren't real people. They're like the characters in Skyrim with throwaway lines. No need to give a shit about their pre-programmed "opinions".

>> No.7438308

>>7434662
say your brother died in sandy hook

>> No.7438335

>>7434662
Agree and amplify or laugh it off

>> No.7438351

Just tell them, they werent on your list before but are now.
Maybe it's cause you are a bitch who cant take a joke? thats kinda the school. shooter type.

>> No.7438402

>>7436580
You do sound like an emotionless sociopath with a great insight on how people behave in society, reading your description is entertaining

>> No.7438489

>>7434984
say you had a friend that died in a school shooting

>> No.7438552

>>7438402
Too bad his suggestion requires watching TV though, I'd rather get the harassment.

>> No.7438629

>>7435364
>nujack
Off yourself you fucking nigger kike.

>> No.7438672

>>7434662

Lmao i had this happen at 1 job and something like it at another 1

>> No.7438705

>>7438552
just know the names and the general gist of some shows and be like oh yeah I watched the first episode but never finished or oh I've heard of that/is it good. requires some listening tho

>> No.7438749

Tell them not to come to work tomorrow

>> No.7439017

>>7434662
Copy Tom Cruise's mannerisms here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D7WzCDT_0s

"Now, why would you say that? Why would you say that? No no, come here. What's so funny about that? That's incredibly rude. Incredibly rude."

>> No.7439029

>>7437185
extremely stupid. 90% of them do nothing but just copy each other to fit in.

at my dorm, there is a kind of de-facto lead room that everybody hangs out with and is at the top of the dominance hierarchy. the cuntbags who live in there have pretty big influence over the social situation of the whole floor. the greater of the two roommates who lives there is a pessimistic failed chat who stands about 5'4" and is basically a party pooper. he only exists to shoot things down and shill what he personally likes as if his opinion is rooted in anything other than just appearing pretentious. he wants to SEEM original by filling his room with things that nobody else on the floor would really think to get but he just takes everything from reddit. the lesser of the two is a short, fat, greasy, acne riddled, cynic jerk who sits like a faggot on his computer all day. anything that comes out of his mouth is invariably critical of something and you can tell that he cares a lot about only having non-mainstream opinions (though really, he just takes everything from reddit and acts like he thought of it all himself).

the aforementioned people are pretty low teir, and in a vacuum you would basically see them as completely pathetic. but the whole ordeal has given me a really interesting window into the mind of the normie.

their whole deal is that they want to AVOID being ostracized as much as possible. as a result, they will naturally copy anyone who is both opinionated and appears cool, or at least somewhat original. the idea is that their disapproval is kind of like a gun. people naturally want to seem as small a target as possible, so their natural inclination is to get behind the person with the gun rather than stand in front of him.

failed chad has a skateboard? suddenly 'boarding' is the new thing for the whole floor.
failed chad has a sensii? now everybody else has one.

they're all just copycats. they try so hard to be cool that they become completely bland.

>> No.7439436

>>7439029
the idea is that to get to become the de-facto "top guy" you have do nice things and give off a low level vibe of "if you don't play along i'm going to shit talk you behind your back", but you cannot be personable. or at least that's how it is with normies.

but i think it's important to not paint with a giant brush. normies are kind of the middle teir. very handsome / confident people are culturally normies but they do not behave like them socially. I think normies are best characterized as simply unoriginal. they are a social blank canvas. they are painted onto and kind of morph into an amalgimation of whatever will catch them the least flak socially. that's why fads always catch on with them, but not the toppest or lowwest tier people.

you can tell who the shit-teir people who you don't even want to bother getting to know are because they try their hardest to fit in.

>> No.7439500

>>7437891
top lads. dedicated to the meme.

>> No.7439540

buy a new gun and brag to your coworkers about it every day, act more excited than you ever have about anything before. the jokes will stop immediately.

>> No.7439574

>>7439540
Also take like 100 pictures with your phone and try to show them to your coworkers, scroll through them really fast so they see how you have so many pictures of it.

>> No.7439653

>>7434662
What are you complaining about? Now they won’t fire you out of fear of retaliation.

>> No.7439955

>>7434662
It’s shit talk just shit talk back
>yeah well I wouldn’t have to shoot this place if up if Didn’t have to look at bills ugly mug
>when I shoot this place up I’m killing John first, someone needs to put him out of his misery, I mean just look at that fat gut

>> No.7440060

>>7434662
Call the FBI and tell them your co workers keep making remarks about terrorism.

>> No.7440082

>>7435364
bretty funny post

>> No.7440088

>>7434662
Late but throwing this idea in anyways. Shoot up the office, OP.

>> No.7440160

>>7436580
You sound like me.

Well done lad.

>> No.7440201

>>7434662
shoot up the office op

>> No.7440236

>>7439955
Haha yeah I shit talked back the other day.
>Yeah well you'd all deserve it. I mean hahaha can you imagine! I'd blow your fucking head off first, your brain matter splattered against Cindy as she shrieks in terror. Your skull fragments embedded into your cubicle. HAhahaha, yeah I wonder who's going to have spend days pulling your skull fragments out. And I'm just gonna decimate your body with a 12 gauge, you're going to be a pile of sludge that they're going to have to shove in a plastic bag and dump into your casket. Hahahaha yeah I can imagine the dumb faces of your family members as they realize that inside the casket is just a pile of human sludge hahahaha

>> No.7440961

OP here. Forgot I made this thread, just read through all the posts... I'm going to take this seriously from now and not play along with their bullshit. I won't laugh at their cruel jokes about me or how i look anymore.

>> No.7441186

>>7440088
>>7434662

look at those numbers. respect his onion

>> No.7441342

>>7434662
become handsome

>> No.7441411

>>7434662
By shooting up the office

>> No.7441469

>>7439029
I went from being massively bullied at my university (think president of the faculty fucking up my powerpoints to make me look stupid) to head chad of the international university that I went to


Being popular (and taking huge pains not to show my real self) was such a huge burden that it basically pushed me into being a loner to this day.

>> No.7441500

>>7441469
recant your tales

>> No.7441747

>>7441500
like other anons on this board there is something that is just not quite right with me and I seem to attract a lot of predatory behaviour from shitheads throughout my whole life who sense this and take advantage of it.

so anyway yes, I ended up getting bullied by the president of the faculty who began to realize I was smarter than her and was probably going to make her look like an idiot at this huge convention we had a presentation at. My reputation and degree was on the line and once the semester was over I was already scheduled to study abroad for six months in Europe, something I had been planning for years.

I vowed that I would do whatever it takes to prevent someone from fucking up my life like that ever again.

I've always been something of a social engineer when I'm motivated, I can learn languages really fast and persuade people easily enough, so I got to work on how I'd craft my image.

I'm intrinsically eccentric so I gave up on the "blend in" tactic because I knew it just wasn't possible. I had to either rule normies from the top-down or not at all. Normies are receptive to being controlled/inspired by weird eccentric people. Think Stephen Hawking, Steve Jobs, Trump... all of these people you could easily see them being bullied as well.

cont.

>> No.7441780

>>7441747
and post pic

>> No.7441909

>>7441747
anyway, it basically boiled down to being a confident chad. There was this classroom where everyone was to be seated for the first time. No one knew each other but were being cautious and finding and grouping with people similar to them as all people do. I literally just went full chad mode and struck up conversations with the best dressed and best looking people out there.

I wasn't going to be bullied, a bully would have to go through all of the most socially connected people before bullying me.

I leveraged people and got to know them, etc. I had parties at my place, I never missed a beat or lost face. My popularity skyrocketed.

But damnit, you know what happens when you're popular? People don't all the sudden care about you, they want to know you because they see you as a vessel to advance your own interests, to meet people, etc. And this is LOTS of people ALL the time. You don't have breaks, you can know show face etc.

In the end I sorta just ended up drinking a lot and developed substance abuse problems with alcohol. I did meet people who cared about me and brought girls to bed for the first time ever (couldn't get it up though, I figured out I hate casual sex)

At some point I just said fuck it and either kept to myself most of the time or made myself scarce except for the people I cared about/cared about me. A year later I met my first gf when I came back to my country

>> No.7441933

>>7434662
Yell "OW WA AH AH AH" next time they bring that joke

>> No.7441965

>>7441780
true enough, I'm naturally handsome, that probably helped. I also also like 135 pounds as 6 feet tall though, I probably woulda been even more popular if I had a weight around 180/muscle

>> No.7442007

>>7434912
Top fucking kek.

>> No.7442008

>>7434741
this is honestly really good advice. did not expect to see this.

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7442082

>>7434662
You know what you have to do anon

>> No.7442294

>>7434741
>lol he's getting madder, we better not come in tomorrow
There's no winning with people like this

>> No.7442341

>>7441965
pic

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7442554

>>7441909
>(couldn't get it up though, I figured out I hate casual sex)

>> No.7442703

If you're too nice all the time people will just use you as an emotional punching bag and make fun of you for their amusement, because they know you won't do anything back. You need to draw lines, and make them clear. Sometimes you have to get really angry at people.

Stare at them in eyes, don't break eye contact, talk loudly and clearly. Say something like "You're pissing me off, don't joke around like that you fucking asshole." Make sure to stare at them until they break eye contact first, that's how you show you're not backing down, and establish dominance in the situation. People in general are pussies and afraid of confrontation, that's why they're picking on you, you're an easy target. Confront them and don't back down, tell them fuck off.

If they tell HR or something your swearing at them and they talk to you, tell them they're joking around about shooting up the office. They will take your side. Just make sure you do not make any threats of violence or talk about fighting people in these situations.

>> No.7442783

>be me
>participate in action shooting sports
>major hobby, shoot 50K+ rounds of ammo on an off year, 100k on a ramped up year
>coworkers joke about not make me mad, shoot up place
>do the right thing, "guys, you think I am a depraved maniac that would kill people?" uncomfortable looks, stirring in chairs, sorry anon just joking. Not a joke being called a fucking maniacal mass murderer.

>> No.7443002

>>7434662
Don't feed into it. This isn't high school. There's a high likelihood that your reaction makes them think you're cool with the accusation, especially if it's just a joke. Man up. Tell them the joke isn't really that funny, and frankly old and boring. Make them feel like idiots for continuing it. They'll stop.

Most of the time people take jabs like this is because they have some inferiority issue where they feel like they have to take you down a notch. You don't have to return kind with kind, just tell them you don't think it's funny.

>> No.7443032

>>7434912
Top notch, A+ bullshit right here. Welcome to /biz/

>> No.7443834

>>7434662

come in and shoot everyone up with a nerf gun one morning

>> No.7443893

>>7435111
>Don't laugh about it next time, just give them the stare (not the psycho one, but the one like wtf dude).

this. then stab the dude in the back.

no euphemism. literally stab that dude in the back.

>> No.7443956

>>7434662
Go straight to HR and tell them and act really hurt by it, they'll get a severe warning or fired immediately

Thats what you do at faggot office jobs OP

>> No.7443991

>>7435364
No it's garbage you shill fag

>> No.7444032

>>7443834
Unironically do this

>> No.7444043

>>7434662

You cant handle the bantz.

>> No.7444071

>>7434662
stop trying to act normal. just be yrself. seriously man. i can relate. just role with the punches

>> No.7444294

>>7434662
Learn black magick, stop being powerless

>> No.7444393

how bad do you need this job? you're going to have a very limited ceiling now you've been already "marked" in this way. probably very little room for advancement or projects or anything. maybe time to start looking for something else at some point. people form impressions super quickly, often based off of little subconscious things, and are not likely to change them unless something extraordinary happens.

>> No.7444506

>>7444393
Was a neet for a while. It's a decent job but not anything amazing.

>> No.7444658

>>7434662

Quick way to shut a normie up: sudden violence/threat of violence will make them back off immediately. Normies only know how to passive aggressively throw shade, if you look them right in the eye and ask "you got a problem man?" with a serious look, they will back down. Of course, some martial arts training is preferred so you dont get fucked up.

quick little story, my drunk ass old roommate thought it would be funny to shove me one night while I'm cooking,I guess trying to impress his buddies he had over. I did what I described above, didn't work cause he was drunk I guess. Gave me a shove again, I blasted a double leg, he tried to turn away, sunk in a deep rear naked choke and held that shit till he went to sleep. His friends just stopped laughing and went silent as their boy went limp. The look of shock on their faces was so fucking satisfying. The dude never caused problems after that, in fact he never looked at me the same way again, it was like I had socially cucked him on the apartment turf.

>> No.7444748

>>7443834

> a concealed carrier/security guard sees the wierd socially alienated guy reach into his waistband with an angry look
> anon gets shot in the head trying to have a "pretend" mass shooting

>> No.7444849

>>7444658
Yep, either laughing it off like a beta cuck(McFly) or sudden violence is the way to go. There's nothing in between. Great advice.

>> No.7445041

>>7434662
Shoot them, then see if they're laughing

>> No.7445126

>>7434741
Show up one day wearing a wrath shirt and a trench coat. Don’t say anything. It will be fucking priceless

>> No.7445144

>>7435092
>it makes me uncomfortable when you make those jokes.
>Translation: g-g-g-guys p-p-please don't be mean
Lol say that and your life will be over and you will be made even MORE of a laughing stock. I'd say just man up, say something more demeaning (comment something negative about them too) about them. If it's their looks, focus on it. If it's their personal lives (like being divorced) comment on that. If it has something to do with a disability, comment on it. You are being pushed around because you are a pushover. If you stop being a pushover, then you being pushed around stops.

>> No.7445199

>>7434912
Is this the wagecuck larp thread?

>> No.7445210

>>7444658
In case this guy didn't pick up on my sarcasm(probably didn't being the nigger he is), "you got a problem man?" is a protagonistic statement. Asking "why did you do that?" or "why do you think that is funny?" puts them in an embarrassing situation for which they would have no good answer to, and anything that comes out of their mouth would make them look like an idiot to their friends, or give you room for their next lame response. Even if he was drunk, their friends would now feel awkward about the situation and not egg it on.

You have to remove whatever social capital they have. Choking them out shut them up, but didn't earn you any respect in the long run. Sounds like something a monkey would do.

>> No.7445250

>>7438489
This and act really offended

>> No.7445261

>>7445210
antagonistic* fucking A. One more Dogfish Head and to bed!

>> No.7445301

>>7434662

Say if I am then you're first kek

>> No.7445485

>>7434662
OP THIS:
act mad about it, if he says something pretend you're hiding anger, then the day after take a water gun and shot him in the chest then joke about it (HA HAHA you were right)

>> No.7445507

>>7445210

> Asking "why did you do that?" or "why do you think that is funny?" puts them in an embarrassing situation

what the fuck? I get along with 99% of people I've ever met, I consider myself easygoing but I have a clear line. if someone crosses the line between friend and foe, like touching me aggressively for example, then they've already made up their mind, I'm not going to say "hey why did you do that, haha now you're embarrassed" like a little faggot. You will get treated like shit and no one will take you seriously that way. Always respond one threat level higher than the person you're confronting.

>> No.7445545

>>7436400
Make a comment something demeaning about them too but in a casual/joking way. You are an outsider, you are new so the best bet to ease tensions is to "break the ice" sort to speak. It might come off as sociopathic but let's face it, today's working environment rewards sociopathic or women-like behavior of talking shit instead of solving problems like in the old days when men dueled it out if they talked shit about you.

>> No.7445580

>>7434741
right fucking here, grass him up

>> No.7445896

>>7445507
Worked for me through high school, which I graduated over 20 years ago, and still works when someone gives me random shit at a bar today.

I get along with just about everybody, too. Nobody I know in person who I'm on the edge of getting into a physical fight with these days. When someone gives me shit, it doesn't mean I need to physically one-up them.

Only reason they give you shit to begin with is because they feel they could gain some kind of social capital by doing so. Whatever the argument. Physical confrontation can get your ass kicked. If you tear them out at the core, which is showing that kicking your ass will gain them nothing, other than looking like a total asshole, they have nothing else they can do. Obviously this only works if you aren't dealing with total monkeys. In that case, find a new crowd.

It's not beta to "submit", as you might call it. Make them feel like even if they can beat your ass, they're still a piece of shit. They gain nothing from that. It's really not complicated.

>> No.7445918

>>7438111
>Confirmed roastie
Wanna confirm again for me? Pic of vagoo pls.

>> No.7446063

>>7445896

I can respect the diplomatic approach, but neither of us are wrong. there are times for diplomacy and there are times to be violent.

>> No.7446108

Just go fucking nuclear and say your cousin died in a school shooting.

>> No.7446290

>>7446063
Don't disagree at all. I've just found, personally, that making the other party's behavior look stupid, in a non-escalatory way(other than "you got a problem?") has been a winning formula. Of course, if it continues after that, you gotta do what you gotta do.

People we deal with are just fucktards. No need to stoop to their level, majority of the time.