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What timeline would that be?

>> No.7406938
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7406938

nope

>> No.7407039

>>7406738
Trump is retarded.
Satoshi is not retarded.
Hence Trump is not Satoshi.

>> No.7407102

>>7407039
ok guys you heard the man

Trump is Satoshi.

>> No.7407117

>>7406738
the "I'm beyond doubt in a coma oh god how do I wake up" timeline

>> No.7407132
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>>7406938
Lol nice try
>samsung
>toshiba
>nakamichi
>motorola

How is this not common knowledge that satoshi is AI invented by south korean tech companies?

>> No.7407160

We've been over this, Satoshi is Finney and he's frozen now. He had the ultimate cold storage iron hands plan.

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>>7407117
Fucking overdosed on memes if this is your timeline. Get your shit together. I'm a memeloving sonofabitch, but even my timeline isn't this bad
>but there are people in THIS VERY THREAD with timelines that fucked up

>> No.7407862

>>7406738

All Trump does his slap his name on shit other people do and have his legal and accounting teams make sure he always makes a profit when it crashes. Not a bad business strategy desu but there's no way he could have come up with something original as bitcoin.