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[Anonymous No.7393417]

PSA: Never tell your GF or family about your crypto gains.

[Anonymous No.7393441]

>>7393417
Did he dump his bags on brad?

[Anonymous No.7393484]

>>7393417
holy fuck i would literally kill that faggot

[Anonymous No.7393490]

adivce for larpers:

if you make up names don't use brad or tyrone

[Anonymous No.7393501]

>>7393417
If this is real, which I'm assuming it's larp, she already cheated on you.

[Anonymous No.7393516]

>>7393417

larp

[Anonymous No.7393519]

>>7393484
this

[Anonymous No.7393549]

>>7393417
Holy cuck larping frijoles

[Anonymous No.7393550]

>>7393417
Holy shit get fucking cucked.
This is what you get for telling another breathing human about your magic internet meme money.

[Anonymous No.7393572]

>>7393417
Leave her faggot

[Anonymous No.7393590]

>>7393417
Your girl doesn't feel safe because you aren't selling your crypto?

OP you are a fucking retard for having such a dumbfuck GF

[Anonymous No.7393598]

>>7393484
This.

Holy fuck OP you're letting this faggot cuck you.
You at least have the awareness to realize it was wrong to tell anyone about your crypto gains.
Crypto is no different than having a high paying job. You don't fucking tell anyone how much you make, how much you have in the bank, etc. You just DON'T FUCKING DO IT. It's not anyones business but your own.

[Anonymous No.7393607]

>>7393417
>GF gets her white knight orbiter to fight her battles for her.

Run buddy. Run and never look back.

[Anonymous No.7393618]

could've atleast named him chad

[Anonymous No.7393633]

>>7393501
I am 100 percent sure this is a LARP. There's no way a woman would try to do dumb shit like this right after finding out you have just struck rich. They are parasites.

[Anonymous No.7393635]

>>7393417
Smack that fucking white knight orbiter you pussy

[Anonymous No.7393643]

And yeah you should probably leave that bitch. Your money is none of your GFs business unless you are married and share financial responsibility.

[Anonymous No.7393649]

women weaken hands

[Anonymous No.7393656]

>>7393417
Everyone knows this it's not a PSA

[Anonymous No.7393660]

>>7393417
I get that this is fake, but still... kys.

[Anonymous No.7393691]

>>7393417
God i actually want somebody to do this to me. Doesn't happen very often that someone actually gives you a literal reason to be an unapologetic dick. Dump the bitch and let this guy know exactly how big of a faggot he is

[Anonymous No.7393704]

>>7393484
This

I would gain access to his pc and plant fake classified documents about Russia hack/DNC. Then call CENTCOM or the CIA and tell them that he was involved with the DNC hack. They would track him down, deport him and torture him in a CIA blacksite in Gdansk, Marrakesh, Amman or Kabul.

[Anonymous No.7393708]

>>7393417
>Falling for a painfully obvious LARP

This place really is beyond saving.

[Anonymous No.7393731]

What kind of mega bitch asks another dude to "mediate" a fight? Dump that dumpster skank she's 100% fucking that dude.

[Anonymous No.7393733]

>>7393649
Okay I laughed.

[Anonymous No.7393744]

>>7393484
This

Beat his ass and then tell your gf that if she ever runs to another white knight again you will kick her out of the house and there will be no more crypto gibbz for her.

[Anonymous No.7393760]

>>7393417
kek this is fake as FUCK. fuck you OP. You almost got me upset.

[Anonymous No.7393773]

i love these larps

can the next one be one about OPs wifes son and how he needs to gain his respect with internet money?

where do i officially send in this request?

[Anonymous No.7393884]

>>7393773
Should be ready in about two hours.

[Anonymous No.7393904]

This dude is obviously railing your girlfriend go over there and beat the living fuck out of him take the laptop and slap the bitch in her mouth simple

[Anonymous No.7393910]

>>7393649
Lmao

[Anonymous No.7393918]

[Anonymous No.7394129]

you know Brad fucks your girl regularly right? OP cmon why are you wasting time with inbred tier people in your life. But if I were you,
>set it up so that I catch them in the act
>forgive gf on condition that I get to fuck her hot friend and she has to set it up
> break up with gf in front of her friend and leave

[Anonymous No.7394239]

>>7393417
Fucking Brad

[Anonymous No.7394257]

>>7393649
HA

[Anonymous No.7394286]

>>7393417
go there, take your laptop and dump that bitch. beat this guy to the hospital if he gets in your way

[Anonymous No.7394325]

[Anonymous No.7394328]

>>7393884
ready

[Anonymous No.7394350]

This same exact thread was posted. Brad was “Todd”
Sage

[Anonymous No.7394377]

>>7393918
Kek

[Anonymous No.7394396]

>>7393417
are you sure he is not fucking your gf?
also, kick his ass, even if he is just an orbiter

[Anonymous No.7394429]

>>7393918
new banner

[Anonymous No.7394448]

>>7394325
fake

[Anonymous No.7394451]

>>7393649
this is legit the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.7394472]

Nice larp
But why is brad talking to you on behalf of "your girl"?

[Anonymous No.7394506]

>>7393918

[Anonymous No.7394520]

>>7393417
what in the fuck is joint $$

[Anonymous No.7394598]

I love all the new fags who constantly fall for these bait threads. Thanks for the entertainment OP

[Anonymous No.7394642]

I dont know why but these threads entertain me so much

[Anonymous No.7394736]

>>7394642
You like wrestling too.

>ITS STEEL REELL TAH MEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7394842]

>>7393918

fucking choked on my tea

[Anonymous No.7394892]

>>7393649
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.7394918]

>>7394429
Rolling for this.

[Anonymous No.7394929]

>>7394842
>>7393918

fuck I am still laughing oh my god

[Anonymous No.7394979]

I did, regretted it and just told them my shit tanked and I pulled out but managed to get my initial investment back and they stopped bringing it up.

[Anonymous No.7394989]

>>7393484
This. Dump the cunt she sounds like a manipulative bitch with betas to do her bidding

[Anonymous No.7395035]

>>7394451
if that is true that is actually sad as fuck, you need to get out more.

[Anonymous No.7395136]

>>7393649
PRAISE ZALGO

[Anonymous No.7395351]

>>7393417
>gains

[Anonymous No.7395357]

>>7393918
How can we add this?

[Anonymous No.7395410]

>>7393649
nice larp, no one in actual relationship actually calls each other by their full name

[Anonymous No.7395439]

>>7393649
> no way Katherine
> yes Dave

what a complete idiot

[Anonymous No.7395448]

>>7393490
Oh shit

[Anonymous No.7395450]

>>7393417

Not telling you to kill him. But I would have killed him.

[Anonymous No.7395464]

>>7395410
pretty much this. My wife and I in the end were calling each other snookums and doodle and honey and shit, even as we fought each other while the entire relationship crashed and burned into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.7395471]

>>7393649

[Anonymous No.7395482]

>>7393417
OP I expect you to continue this larp when crypto moons once again

I want to see the gf squirm

[Anonymous No.7395505]

trash larp
sage

[Anonymous No.7395523]

>>7393649
the one good larp

[Anonymous No.7395540]

fakest shit ive ever read

[Anonymous No.7395541]

>>7395439

Dave is a coworker of Katherine. I made the effort of writing the shit so put on your fucking reading cap and recognize context clues

[Anonymous No.7395570]

>>7393918
10/10

[Anonymous No.7395577]

>>7393417
Your girlfriend would have found some other way to shit test you, don't blame the crypto or telling her about it.

[Anonymous No.7395629]

>>7395410
RErelkwka;jskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.7395658]

>>7393417
CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING RETARD.

[Anonymous No.7395692]

>>7393417
Your girlfriend is fucking Brad, OP. I'm not even kidding you need to dump her immediately.

[Anonymous No.7395737]

why do people make things up on the internet? post this on reddit, at least you'll get points for it there

[Anonymous No.7395798]

>>7393484
THIS. That woman deserves to be taken on an beautiful date with that coin money! Pester that faggot until he sells everything!

[Anonymous No.7395804]

>>7395658
NO shit.

If you don't call the police you basically admit you had nothing to lose in the first place. You HAVE to call the police.

[Anonymous No.7395834]

>>7393417
This is obviously fake, but are there any people more scummy than the men that do this in real life?

[Anonymous No.7395933]

>>7393417
She's fucking Brad

[Anonymous No.7396012]

>>7393918
Lmaoo

[Anonymous No.7396015]

>>7393484
This
I am ripped as fuck too so I would kill him with one punch

[Anonymous No.7396034]

>>7393417
Slinging your joint money? Wtf? Do you make money selling joints?

[Anonymous No.7396147]

SELL YOUR COINS TODD

[Anonymous No.7396160]

>>7393918
This is more meaningful art to me than anything I've seen in museums. I'm a boomer's worst nightmare.

[Anonymous No.7396199]

>>7393649
>KANEDA

[Anonymous No.7396209]

>>7393484
I'd beat the shit out of him if he touched any of my things, yeah

[Anonymous No.7396227]

>>7396034
joint account you literal 12-year-old

[Anonymous No.7396236]

>>7393918
kektus

[Anonymous No.7396257]

>>7394736
Its steal reel Tammy?

[Anonymous No.7396268]

>gf
>joint $$
Fucking normies.

[Anonymous No.7396293]

>one post by this ID
If you reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight

[Anonymous No.7396315]

>>7395410
>larp
you sound like a retard my dude. larping is fat greasy neckbeards giving each other concussions with foam swords.

[Anonymous No.7396355]

>>7396227
Oh, having a joint account with a girlfriend is about the dumbest idea possible, so I automatically didn't even consider that's what it meant. Op isn't posting so assume this is larp anyways.

[Anonymous No.7396445]

>>7393417
I don't get what's going on here. Someone explain?

[Anonymous No.7396456]

>>7393417
Brad is trying to cuck you out of your money and your woman OP fuck his shit up.

[Anonymous No.7396509]

>>7396445
OP is getting cucked. His GF and him pool'd their money and now she has cold feet and asked Tyrone to step in for her

[Anonymous No.7396529]

>>7393417
Tell mr. White knight to fucking kill himself. What you do with your money is your business. End of discussion.

[Anonymous No.7396607]

>>7396227
You have an account just for joints? How much do you smoke?

[Anonymous No.7396634]

>>7393484
First thought was "slit his throat", glad to see I'm not alone here lmao

[Anonymous No.7396725]

>1 post by this ID

wew lads

[Anonymous No.7396811]

so you're keeping your coins on one single laptop with no backup/redundancy and left it to BRAD?

probably no passwords set either, lmao get bradded

[Anonymous No.7396859]

>>7393649
10/10

[Anonymous No.7396903]

>>7393918
Audibly keked
We need this banner

[Anonymous No.7396955]

>>7396725
wasnt me but a cuck boy from earlier. he posted the entire saga

[Anonymous No.7397019]

>>7396955

I don't care how fake it is, it's hilarious

[Anonymous No.7397044]

>>7396955
If you actually think is real you need to leave!

[Anonymous No.7397099]

>>7393417
>until she feels safe
What
the
fuck
does
that
mean
?

[Anonymous No.7397125]

>>7393417
Someone explain what's going on, I'm not well versed in the social code of human trash. Is someone fucking his girlfriend? Is someone taking his crypto? Why is he storing a significant amount of crypto just lying around on some random laptop?

[Anonymous No.7397208]

>>7397125
its a fake conversation meant to make fun of coinlets

[Anonymous No.7397267]

>>7393918
Mods please, do us a solid for once

[Anonymous No.7397452]

>>7393417
jesus christ just reading that shit made me angry

[Anonymous No.7397962]

>>7393918
OFFICIAL BANNER NOW

[Anonymous No.7398015]

>>7393918
this is fuckinggold

[Anonymous No.7398177]

>>7393417
She's fucking brad, op. I'm sorry pal leave her add.

[Anonymous No.7399265]

>>7393918
wew

[Anonymous No.7399876]

>>7393417
What's the name for cunts like Brad?

[Anonymous No.7400505]

>Tfw my dad just made me sell 20k of crypto to pay him back for what he contributed to my college
I hate boomers.

[Anonymous No.7400562]

>>7393417
Do people actually fall for these fake convos? I could literally make one of these right now

[Anonymous No.7401035]

>>7393417
Your girlfriend is a whore. She betrayed you. Leave that bitch.

[Anonymous No.7401182]

>>7393918
MODS

[Anonymous No.7401240]

>>7393417
You could write a good cuckhold erotica about this...

[Anonymous No.7401778]

>>7396955
>Can it be salvaged.

What a fucking beta. Just say fine and walk away and a week later she will be begging for more.

[Anonymous No.7401820]

People of biz! Look around at the people who are answering this 4th "gf dumps anon/fucks someone else/acts like a stereotype because of crypto losses" post of the fucking day as if it were serious.

These are the people you are discussing financial stuff with. Who are recommending coins to you. Just keep it in mind. At the best, they are naive teenagers, at the worst gullible morons.

[Anonymous No.7401950]

>>7393649
TETSUOOOO

[Anonymous No.7402060]

>>7393417
no surprise how this is turning out, you were guaranteed to get cucked the way she was talking to you
also the fact that she has access to the coins?
are you fucking retarded, champ?
shes's going to 'rationalise' it with his help as all her money because you were at fault for not acting to secure the gains etc
you're a stupid monkey retard cuck

[Anonymous No.7402092]

>>7393417
OP, if you let this continue you’re a literal cuck.

[Anonymous No.7402168]

>>7394325
Oh shit, sounds like you're wifes a real cunt, bro

[Anonymous No.7402178]

>>7393417
I would fuck that bitch so hard literally would fuck her for earth, until her pussy swells while Brad watches then I'd kick both out the house fucking cucks

[Anonymous No.7402270]

>>7393598
Jeebus thanks for the tip money snek

[Anonymous No.7402272]

>>7394325
jesus christ this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

dump her bro

[Anonymous No.7402311]

>>7393918
BRUCE BANNER NOW

[Anonymous No.7402354]

>>7393649
I'm dead hahaha

[Anonymous No.7402760]

>>7396607
kek

[Anonymous No.7402812]

>>7393417
I know this isn't real, but it still pissed me off beyond belief. I would definitely not handle this situation well if it were to happen to me.

[Anonymous No.7403123]

>>7394989
>>7393484
This and this.
WTF op? Get rid of this girl

[Anonymous No.7403702]

>>7396955
>the world isn't what it used to be

[Anonymous No.7403981]

I don't care if people can be trusted or not, telling others that you flip shitcoins is cringe as fuck. Even in the case that everything is ok and you make it to lamboland you'll be the guy who lucked out, which sucks even if it's true. I'd rather pretend I earn my gains by selling drugs, doing porn or whatever.

[Anonymous No.7404041]

>>7403981
>you'll be the guy who lucked out
Read the charts, it's not hard to make a profit.

>luck
Anon, please. We're all given an equal opportunity in this crypto market.

[Anonymous No.7404113]

>>7393918

[Anonymous No.7404127]

>>7404041
Doesn't matter. That's what those of us who succeed will inevitably be known as. Even Musk has to carry that burden. Speculation is just uncool.

[Anonymous No.7404169]

>>7404127
*another example: Buffet likes to hide the fact that he, too, got started chasing meme triangles and speculating with volatile crap. He understands how unappealing that is to the public.

[Anonymous No.7404290]

>>7394325
HAHAH

[Anonymous No.7404381]

>>7403702
Mm mmm no no no

[Anonymous No.7404653]

>>7393417
Beat this white knighting fag up

I thought I was blushing but it was rage and sweat welling up when I read that shit. Don't let fags disrespect you when your woman is watching.

[Anonymous No.7404665]

>>7393417
"Does not feel safe"
That line was used by my mother-in-law a couple of weeks ago.
Makes me wish we were in the Wild West again, would definitely be less threatening idiots around.

[Anonymous No.7404749]

>>7393590
>OP you are a fucking retard for having such a dumbfuck GF

to women, money is safety.

[Anonymous No.7404765]

op is larping... but if it was true i'd bet Eth that his g/f is fucking brad

[Anonymous No.7404786]

>>7393417
Buy a pistol and show this faggot who's boss

/thread

[Anonymous No.7404835]

All of you that keep falling for these clearly fake "screenshots", or keep posting in these threads, are never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.7404870]

brad's gonna steal your g/f and your coins

[Anonymous No.7404917]

Easy, eliminate Brad.

[Anonymous No.7404935]

>>7393918

[Anonymous No.7404955]

>>7393649
>That fucking Akira reference
Big brained

[Anonymous No.7405288]

>>7394325
I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS TRYING TO FUCK OR WOMEN I'M DONE WITH THIS BOARD

[Anonymous No.7405742]

>>7394325
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7405762]

>>7394429
yes

[Anonymous No.7406163]

>>7393484
This.
Also who the fuck is brad?

[Anonymous No.7406293]

I know this is larp but god thats fucking funny>>7393417

[Anonymous No.7407639]

>>7393417
this one anon and his stupid cuckold larping, at least use a name that is not Brad

[Anonymous No.7407729]

>>7393417
People still replying to this obvious bait

[Anonymous No.7407821]

>>7393918
I've been laughing for two minutes, I wish I was lying

[Anonymous No.7408604]

>>7393484
le this XD

[Anonymous No.7409544]

>>7393918
>>7393918
bump for banner

[Anonymous No.7409727]

>>7396955
MMM NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.7409797]

>>7403702
>>7404381
Killed me off cunts, nice one