/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7372430]

Deutsche Bank anon here. As I'm sure you've noticed, central banks are about to hike up interest rates world wide in order to initiate a long awaited correction in overheated stock markets. Which essentially means that a global market crash is just around the corner. In the first 5 days of February alone, more than $1 trillion dollars left the US stock markets.

I've said it in a couple of other threads, and the only reason I'm telling /biz/ this is because this was the best place to discuss crypto prior to the December boom, and the suicide threads is getting to me.

The bank I work for, and I assume other banks, are buying up Bitcoin and Ethereum. Why? I'm not sure. Especially since my particular bank listed Bitcoin as one of top ten threats against the global economy in 2018. But I'm assuming it has something to do with the impending stock market crash.

What I do know is that the execs would not give that specific instruction without anyone on the trading floor knowing what's going on, unless this is key strategic positioning. We would not be putting Bitcoin on our books if there was a chance of major losses.

Take this for what's it worth.

[Anonymous No.7372554]

Well then it should be very easy for you to anonymously prove it. A note saying /biz/ in the cafeteria, your badge shopped to have your face be a pink wojak, that kind of thing.

I mean, unless you're just boringly bullshitting.

[Anonymous No.7372581]

>Financial crisis is imminent
>oh no
>We got to make money anyway huh ?
>Let's buy bitcoin
>Oh no no no no it's too expensive
>Let's drive the price down and buy it when it's cheap again

[Anonymous No.7372617]

No bank is buying bitcoins larper.

t.someone that works in an actual bank

[Anonymous No.7372735]

>>7372430
ur BADGE -- name removed and /biz/ on piece on paper

else....suck donkey dick....

[Anonymous No.7372752]

There are Bitcoin futures. There are Bitcoin commercials. Cryptocurrencies are mentioned millions of times on Bloomberg and CNBC. Did you really believe the bankers would let it die? Maybe 4 years ago.

[Anonymous No.7372789]

>>7372554
Just common sense proves him right you retard

[Anonymous No.7372818]

>>7372617
Mine is.

t. someone who works in an actual IB, and not some whimsy retail bank

[Anonymous No.7372824]

>>7372581

literally me to my boss last month

[Anonymous No.7372844]

market timers miss all the gains. just keep buying and enjoy the sale

[Anonymous No.7372875]

>>7372430
>The bank I work for
>>7372430
>one on the trading floor knowing what's going on

[Anonymous No.7372876]

>>7372430
my dad works at bitcoin, he told me bitcoin is garbage and i should dump my bags at 19k, so i did on you /biz/ shitheads hahahah

[Anonymous No.7372888]

>>7372430
Post some proof atleast

Arbeite auch für die Deutsche Bank und was du schreibst ist Quatsch.

[Anonymous No.7372889]

>>7372430
>Buy crypto
>It crashes
>Get out at loss and buys stocks because stockfags keep telling me it's a no risk investement
>They crash

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.7372905]

>>7372430
>>7372617
This.

I work for Macquarie.
You OP are absolutely full of fucking shit, your banks shareholders would never ever ever allow their capital to be funnelled into a dying old technology, it’d be like telling shareholders ‘we’re investing your money into Myspace’

[Anonymous No.7372915]

>>7372430
Fuck off larping fudfaggot

[Anonymous No.7372922]

>>7372430

[Anonymous No.7372924]

>>7372789
Just because you want banks to be buying at this time doesn't mean they are.

Common sense should also be telling you not to fall for wishful thinking or uncritically believe 4chan posts.

[Anonymous No.7372932]

>>7372554
This

>>7372430
Please OP, just a small piece of anonymous evidence would 100x your credibility on this board

[Anonymous No.7372950]

>interest rates rise
>money naturally moves into debt from equities
>fake news media says its the apocalypse

[Anonymous No.7372962]

>>7372888
Maybe your Zweigstelle in Finsdorf didn’t get the memo

[Anonymous No.7372969]

>>7372430
You're full of shit OP.

I know this because I work for the NSA anon, quit your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.7372995]

>>7372430
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.7373014]

> my particular bank listed Bitcoin as one of top ten threats against the global economy in 2018

lmao one of the most transparent fucking larps I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.7373038]

I worked at DB for a while.

Show us the logo on your employee badge or I don't believe one word.

[Anonymous No.7373085]

>>7373014
He said he worked for Deutsche Bank, and that's what Deutsche Bank did. How is that discrediting, you dense cunt?

[Anonymous No.7373119]

>>7372905

we're allocating 2% after this crash bottoms out to leverage gains, but 0 BTC

[Anonymous No.7373166]

My dad is the boss of nintendo AMA

[Anonymous No.7373251]

>>7373014
>>7373085
https://news.bitcoin.com/deutsche-bank-bitcoin-one-greatest-market-threats-2018/

Not the "top ten" though

[Anonymous No.7373306]

gib proofs OP