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7353633 No.7353633 [Reply] [Original]

>A-Anon, what's the matter. You seem really upset after checking your phone...
>*gasps* So how much money did you lose exactly?
>Oh wow
>I don't want to pile onto your problems Anon but there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about...

>> No.7353686

Jokes on you my gf left before my business slumped and I couldn't afford my mortgage anymore .

>> No.7353722

>>7353633
>implying her having a kid and being stuck with me isn't the best possible outcome
>she isn't getting shit from alimony so she'd better get used to making dinner when I come home from my 9-5

>> No.7353743
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7353743

Hold on one second I need to make a phonecall

>rrrrriiiing

>> No.7353822

>>7353633
>Wait, so you're poor NOW?!!! SINCE WHEN
>OMG, I can't believe I've been putting up with you for so long
>Please don't call me ever again, k?

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>>7353722
>I'm glad you're supportive of me having a kid, anon!
>You don't mind that it might be Chad's, right?
>He was just in such a good mood when he sold all his BTC at 20k
>I was a little tipsy and it just rubbed off on me haha

>> No.7353948

>>7353633
>that face

>> No.7354092

>>7353870
Why is this shit literally a gut punch in the feels every god damn time

>> No.7354134
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7354134

Asian waifu: y-you lost it all? I-it’s ok. I can w-work McDonald’s and caretaker whiping mr white fatass’s watery shit dripping off the bed while you find something else. I believe in you, you’re my husband. Together forever. :kiss:

>> No.7354242

>>7354134
ugly bitch

>> No.7354499

>>7354242
Elbows too pointy

>> No.7354861

>telling your GF about your gainz in the first place

>> No.7354978
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7354978

Sit down anon, we really need to talk....

Listen, I heard on the news that your internet money isn't doing too well anymore. I remember, I told you I would love you forever and held you so tight that day you told me you bought a "dank amount of BTC" when it was cheap, but something has changed and the feeling just isn't there anymore... I still love you but I'm just not IN love with you anymore okay?!

I think I'll be okay though, I heard Chad invested in NVIDIA, a real company that produces real things and has real cash flow. Listen now and don't freak out, I think I'm going to stay at his house for a few days and work through my emotions, I just need some time, I'm not ready for a relationship right now, I'm still emotionally sore.

Bye anon...

>> No.7355037

>>7353870

Kek

>> No.7355936

>>7354978
holy fuck kek
and they wonder why people end up in jail

>> No.7355952

>>7354499
>not dating a girl with razor elbows

>> No.7356056

>>7354978
That is why the moment she drops you, you sever all ties and let her rot. She wants to cling to another branch, she wound up burning her bridges.

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>>7353743
You rang, anon?

>> No.7356430

>>7354134
t. shameful good for nothing weeb