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College-aged Anon Here. Pick my Career path. I'm a hard worker I've worked a job picking up human shit before and anything beats that. So pick a future for me. I will have an Associates
(2-year) degree in a few months, but am willing to do anything not related to caring for blood or shit.

>> No.7350478

>>7350416
Major in something where you learn programming with a minor in a field you’re interested in

easy as that

>> No.7350481

Grow some fucking balls and decide your own future.

>> No.7350521
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7350521

Degrees are a meme, just read all these books and work on personal projects and Github.

>> No.7350541

>>7350481
I've wanted to be a pilot since I was six should I just say fuck it and do that cand go broke?

>> No.7350563

>>7350416
Become a prostitute

>> No.7350588

>>7350416
you do realize the greatest recession of our generation is upon us right?

there is no future

>> No.7350609

>>7350416
open that purty lil mouth

>> No.7350612

>>7350563
Someone can't read.. if someone ass fucks me that involves shit

>> No.7350693

>>7350521
Thank You for some solid advice. Which book should I start with?

>> No.7350771

>>7350693
learn you a haskell for great good if you aren't into dry boring bullshit

>> No.7350779

>>7350609
I am awarding you a medal of honor, for being the most original person on /biz.

>> No.7350857

>>7350771
Will do. Thank You, I apologize for my earlier rudeness.

>> No.7351684

>>7350416
Nuclear Energy sounds sweet. Do dat. Report back when you a nuclear energy doctor or whatever the fuck

>> No.7351837

>>7351684
He means Nuclear Engineer. It's an OK field, but you'll have to move to Washington or South Carolina.
Vague chance that new opportunities will open up as a result of the infrastructure+grid initiative, but any good bomberman should know better than to trust campaign promises.

>> No.7351977

I'm doing foreigner languages (Japanese). I agree it's not all that useful and that's why I wanted to get rich from crypto but putting below theology is a joke tho. There's literally no use for that garbage. If you work as a translator or interpreter you can help people understanding the meaning of something but wtf can you do with theology?

>> No.7352069

>>7350541
become a pilot in the air force all your training is payed for.
only catch is becoming an air force pilot is highly competitive

>> No.7352274

>>7350416
Women's studies.

>> No.7352286

>>7351977
Help people understand the meaning of the universe.

>> No.7352447

>>7350416
Non meme answer- pick something you have a legitimate interest in.
Not saying go drop 80k on an art degree, just that STEM is not the end all be all. I started as a statistics major because it sounded nice, but I didn't like it. Could not see myself pushing through all of undergrad with it, so I switched to "shit-tier" political science. I was interested in it, networked like a motherfucker. Internships every summer. Ran and won for student government. Picked up programming. In 3 months when I graduate I will begin working on opposition research with a political consulting firm.

>> No.7352479

>Networking
>Great Tier
>even qualifying Networking as a career

Why are you asking 4chan to determine the trajectory of your life?

You might as well go back to picking up shit.

>> No.7352513

>>7350416
You're a fucking cuck slave who let's other people tell you what to do

>> No.7352527

>be me
>Sociology degree
>marketing job
>meh salary
>own online marketing side business
>great money, little effort
>own a modest amount of crypto

Your degree or job don't mean shit, OP. They only times they mean anything are if you blindly follow them like a robot and can't think of new opportunities for yourself.

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7352569

>>7350416

/biz/

I'm working on my bachelors Business Administration. I'm not very intelligent or interested in anything, crypto was literally my only chance to make it. My goal is to get some shitty gov job and ride it out for 20 years. Really is there any difference if i switch to a Communications degree? The classes look easier.

please respond

>> No.7352622

>>7350416
Bio major

26
75k salary
15% bonus

Office job and browse 4chan all day

>> No.7352853

>>7350693
Read Automate the Boring Stuff with Python to learn the basics of python and then read and make the projects of nand2tetris (The Elements of Computing Systems). Do all the projects. You'll thank me in 10 years.

>> No.7353010

>>7350416
is there any degree on there that doesnt have to sit on a computer ever again on the job?

>> No.7353048

>didnt give a fuck about 4chan shilling and did "ancient languages and cultures" degree, that i loved
>learned ancient greek and latin
>i fully accepted the fact that its a meme degree and languages, but turns out latin translators are needed and got a stable and well paying job that i can do from home, literally living the dream "neet" life while having a full time job
thank god i didnt listen to STEMcucks, just like i dodged a bullet by ignoring cryptoshills

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7353103

>>7350416
Take all your money and buy LINK
do not go to jewdebtschool

>> No.7353785

>>7350779
shut the fuck off
fuck off you faggot