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[Anonymous No.7337422]

..So let me get this straight. Donald Trump is going to ride a cannon to the sun and John McAfee is going to eat his own dick on live television (BTC dropped below $6991 today).

Anything else I can look forward to as consolation for not getting rich in time because of these markets?

[Anonymous No.7337707]

That's all I'm looking forward to nowadays.

[Anonymous No.7337773]

>Joans
>meme capitals everywhere
Can this dumb cunt actually read and write?

[Anonymous No.7337776]

Link to tweet?

[Anonymous No.7337810]

>>7337773
It’s been pretty widely stated by insiders that they don’t think he can actually read

[Anonymous No.7337859]

>>7337422
I thought McAfee was only going to eat his own dick on live television if BTC didn’t hit $1mil by the end of the year.
The year hasn’t ended yet.

[Anonymous No.7337882]

>>7337810
at least he doesnt have kuru disease

[Anonymous No.7337886]

topkek

[Anonymous No.7337898]

>>7337810
man Wharton must rue the day this clown ever blagged his way through the door.

[Anonymous No.7337922]

So what exactly does it mean that it dropped this much?

Are we fucked?

[Anonymous No.7337952]

>>7337922
Means nothing

[Anonymous No.7337981]

>>7337776
it's fake

[Anonymous No.7337994]

>No excuses!
Well shit...

[Anonymous No.7338041]

>>7337981
It's real in our hearts.

[Anonymous No.7338055]

>>7337773
It's nothing new, people are dumb at all levels. Grab any reputable publication and you'll find that even professional writers mix your and you're every once in a while. You can't ask this much from a prez.

[Anonymous No.7338113]

>>7338055
>You can’t ask this much from a prez
Explain?

[Anonymous No.7338249]

>>7337422
Seriously, where the fuck is the money going?

[Anonymous No.7338331]

>>7337773
this must be fake

[Anonymous No.7338398]

>>7338055
>This much
You're saying that Donnie proofreading a tweet is asking much from him. I guess that's true if the guy can't read. Otherwise the most retarded thing I have ever read in my life. But why would you hold the leader and Commander in Chief of the nation to a higher standard, that would be crazy.

[Anonymous No.7338410]

>>7338249
A doomsday device

[Anonymous No.7338449]

>>7338249
Offshore tax havens

[Anonymous No.7338460]

>>7337773
>>7337810
>>7338055
Post a link to this tweet
>you can’t

[Anonymous No.7338480]

>>7338249
not bonds, not metal, not cryptos yet so cash.

[Anonymous No.7338481]

i honestly wonder how poltards cope. can't wait for the mass suicide of smelly white failures in a few years

[Anonymous No.7338536]

>>7338481
Projection

[Anonymous No.7338551]

>>7338249
its credit, it jusy went back to nothing

[Anonymous No.7338592]

>>7337922
Been fucked and going to get more fucked tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.7338641]

>>7337859
BCH homie, he said'jihans fork'
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.7338695]

Even if it's fake, his writing style is genuinely funny

[Anonymous No.7338746]

>>7337773
HE’S A VERY STABLE GEBIUS

DO NOT INSULT THE GOD EMPEROR YOU FUCKIBG LIBTARD KEKSOY

DR. POTUS KNOWS DE WAI!

[Anonymous No.7338776]

Aw yeah gimme some of dat dow joans sheet dawg

[Anonymous No.7338807]

>>7337422
fake tweet. i realized it when jones was spelled wrong

[Anonymous No.7338821]

>>7338746
That tweet was probably written by a liberal you know
>no one even verifies if it’s real or not
This is why america is so easily deluded by the media.

[Anonymous No.7338827]

>>7337422
>I know words. I have the best words.
>I'm a very stable genius.

[Anonymous No.7338834]

>>7337859
end of 2020.
and btc has to hit 6.5k to be off target

[Anonymous No.7338886]

Way too many fucking disrespectful youngsters in these threads. You either need to respect President Trump or get the fuck out of the forum for business and investing.

[Anonymous No.7338894]

>>7337422
nice source faggot, now gtfo and go kys

[Anonymous No.7338940]

>>7338886

[Anonymous No.7339002]

>>7338940
where to buy fine soup stock?

[Anonymous No.7339063]

>>7337422
>“Points”
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.7339088]

>>7337773
It's a fake tweet you idiot. Why the fuck are libtards so stupid?

[Anonymous No.7339103]

Lmaoing at all these retarded huffing their own farts and falling for fake tweets

[Anonymous No.7339163]

You people are hopeless, let me give you a step-by-step process since you can’t seem to get it.
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
Open the fucking link.
Press CTRL and F keys on your keyboard with your fingers (same time!)
Type “Dow jones”
>wow, it’s fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.7339334]

>>7338041

[Anonymous No.7339345]

>>7339163

[Anonymous No.7339367]

>>7339163
can't you immediately see what's wrong with your approach?

[Anonymous No.7339408]

>trumpsters are so excited to point out what could be a FAEK GNUS tweet
>even though it would be one of his least offensive tweets of all time

[Anonymous No.7339426]

>>7337422
>rich figures with power claiming something that could happen and making a bet / claim if they are wrong they will do something drastic

aliens are coming boys, strap up

[Anonymous No.7339455]

>>7339345
You literally just ripped that from the next thread over. And this doesn’t magically make OP’s fake tweet real. You got played, get over it.

[Anonymous No.7339562]

>>7337773
Down Joans shadowforked the stocks

[Anonymous No.7339638]

reminder that the Jews are intentionally crashing the economy to force a blue wave and impeachment

[Anonymous No.7339646]

>>7339455
>people can take images from an imageboard and use them
the slow creep of socialism friends

[Anonymous No.7339693]

>>7337422
Fuck drumpf for taking credit of the market boom

[Anonymous No.7339793]

>>7337981
No it isnt he just delete it

[Anonymous No.7339849]

>>7337773
>I believe everything I see on the internet
>But the president of my country is the real dummie

[Anonymous No.7339905]

the spics are upset

[Anonymous No.7340035]

https://www.snopes.com/did-trump-tweet-president-dow-joans/

[Anonymous No.7340079]

fake tweet.

"haha oopsie I just accidentally spread misinformation to potentially millions of people" this is why democracy is an utter failure and a mistake

[Anonymous No.7340086]

>>7337773
>this is your mind on reddit

[Anonymous No.7340399]

>>7339638
They pumped the markets (QE) since 2008, now they're crashing them. Media blames it all on Trump (their enemy) not leftist economic policies in previous years. Think with your heads, do you really beleive the President is single-handedly crashing the stock market and not Wall Street, bankers, financial elite (whoare in bed with liberals)?

[Anonymous No.7340748]

>>7337922
tomorrow the world economy will get fucked 2008 style

[Anonymous No.7340850]

>>7337810
>graduates second in his class at Wharton
>builds and rebuilds multi billion dollar business
>becomes president of the united states
Yeah, what a retard. I doubt BLUMPF can even read!

[Anonymous No.7341334]

>>7340079
El goblino...

[Anonymous No.7342179]

>>7340748

[Anonymous No.7342219]

>>7338460
You mean like every other stupid tweet that he deleted? Really made me think!

[Anonymous No.7342240]

>liberals are taking a fake tweet seriously

Desperate

[Anonymous No.7342255]

>>7337422
WHICH ONE OF YOU BURGERS IS THIS!!
COME CLEAN NOW!
CONFESS!

[Anonymous No.7342296]

>>7342219
>doesn't know about twitter archives
>i was only pretending!
ok

[Anonymous No.7342323]

>>7338113
>>7338398
Common people can't read and write properly. Donald is a common person who happened to be born into a family with money. If you want to uphold your prez to a higher standard, you should make sure that the base specs are a good starting point, but there haven't been good presidents since Reagan. You don't get to ask that the prez is able to read and write properly, your realistic standards are way below that.

[Anonymous No.7342372]

>>7340850
Bush also went to college and became president. Didn't become a billionaire but he also didn't receive trucks full of other peoples' money to start with, either.

How short peoples' memories are

[Anonymous No.7342386]

>>7337422
>>7337773
It’s a fake tweet. Trump is dumb but not that dumb

[Anonymous No.7342433]

>>7337422
SOMEONE IS GETTING ARRESTED

[Anonymous No.7342514]

>>7337422
>F A K E
>A
>K
>E

[Anonymous No.7342615]

>>7342386
>Trump is dumb
>He won the presidency of the US even when all the international media was shitting on him for an entire year

[Anonymous No.7342616]

>>7342386

Actually it's real

Congrats, the disabled man you voted into office said something stupid and it's coming back to make him look even more incompetent.

[Anonymous No.7342850]

>>7342616
I know this is bait but

someone in this thread showed the original source, and it was not trump: >>7340079

[Anonymous No.7342894]

>>7342615
>156 iq
>actually believing this

If Trump was actually smart, he he'd have more self-control and not be a fatass that constantly goes bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.7342973]

>>7342616
Come the fuck on buddy
Go to his twitter and look for the tweet you lazy POS

[Anonymous No.7343106]

>>7342386
Lets be honest tho even if it were fake people would believe its real because thats totally how trump writes

Btw its real but he probably delete it

[Anonymous No.7343114]

>>7342615
This is the epitome of fake news. you burgers will believe fucking anything.

[Anonymous No.7343238]

>>7342616
No it's not, but you're dumb enough to believe it. How does that make you feel, knowing you're even more fucking stupid than that which you intend to insult?

[Anonymous No.7343253]

>>7343106
>yeah its fake but maybe it wasnt and he deleted it
Riiiight

[Anonymous No.7343285]

>>7342615
2016's election was one of the lowest voter turnouts in a while, and a prime example at what kind of fucked shit happens when you have two-party system but both parties are shitbags. Plus Hilary Clinton is just flat-out unlikeable but had enough people behind the scenes pulling strings and doing all sorts of scumbag shit to get her to be Democratic candidate. It's not a secret that this was basically the perfect storm of elections to get him elected.

[Anonymous No.7343799]

>>7342323
kek reagan ruined your economy ameritard, bill clinton did a somewhat good job surprisingly

[Anonymous No.7343875]

>>7342615
>trump 150
>bush 124
>bush senior 130
oh am i laffin

[Anonymous No.7344349]

>>7342894
If you had an IQ above 86 you'd know that Trump, being the genius he is, knows every loophole in the system and has fully admitted to using bankruptcy to his advantage. Retard. He's had almost 600 businesses and you think 4 or 5 of those being declared bankrupt is bad? Go be a cuck somewhere else soyboy.

[Anonymous No.7344556]

>>7344349
B-b-b-but Drumpf orange i-impeach

[Anonymous No.7345185]

>>7344349
>muh genius has less than 1/3 what he would have had just putting his money in an index fund
>business wow, such profit, much loopholes

[Anonymous No.7345962]

>>7345185
>Create one of the largest business and real estate empires in the world
>Have fucking skyscrapers with your name on them
>Be one of the most influential people of all time
>Not risking it all on fucking index funds
>Still a multi fucking billionaire

Check mate Drumpf! The internet soyboy sure outsmarted you!!

[Anonymous No.7346334]

>so let me get this straight

Post your best soygoy-isms

[Anonymous No.7346344]

>>7340079
>Not for one second did I think people would believe that to be genuine

>Even though I incorporated known Trumpisms into it and even though he's infamous for retroactively criticizing himself