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ITT: We discuss fun and excited ways to fucking kill yourself

>> No.7332941

Thinking a drop from the top of my shop rite should do the trick.
They got ladders and shit. Used to just hang out there on the roof with my buds back in middle school.

>> No.7333128

>>7332941
Better not be the one I work at, fucker

>> No.7333160

>>7332860
Go to a public phone and say someone at your house has hostages.
Go home and then wait for the swat team. Make dumb but harmless move and end up full of holes.
Then you will appear on news like an hero and victim of the evil police. Extra "Trump's America" points if you are black

>> No.7333236

>>7332941
You can still survive, painfully.
You are better off taking a large shot of insulin. Painless and almost 100% effective.

>> No.7333283

>>7333236
Fine I'll just look for a taller building

>> No.7333401

Do it now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNOptWysmZc

>> No.7334107

>>7333283
If you're jumping from a short bulding get some sturdy razorwire and tie it good around your neck and other end to something on the roof. Then get some really strong glue and glue your hands to your head. When you jump it will look like you ripped your own head off. Badass.

>> No.7334185

>>7332860
Walk around Detroit wearing a KKK outfit

>> No.7334533
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7334533

Please tell me you didn't just fall for it.

>> No.7334669

>>7334533
I DIIIIDDDD

>> No.7334933

Buy a bottle of Nembutal, bottle of powder you mix into water, you fall into a deep sleep and never wake up, it's completely painless but you can be revived so make sure no one can get to you. You might have to take anti-nausea meds to stop it coming back up because it's quite bitter going down, I tasted a little but didn't have the constitution at the time to commit suicide.