/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7304482]

I'm ruined.

[Anonymous No.7304517]

>>7304482
just wait, or find a better project.

[Anonymous No.7304551]

>literally buys your bags right this moment

[Anonymous No.7304562]

f-f-f-fun chads g-get in here!!!

[Anonymous No.7304587]

>>7304482
got some newfag into crypto and showed him how to buy alts
>brags about swing trading for a couple hundred shitcoins
>still lost usd value (he just bought in with usd) for the day
i unironically shilled him FUN kek

[Anonymous No.7304600]

I am not having fun anymore guys

[Anonymous No.7304637]

>>7304600
I already regret selling my FUN stack...I'm in Jebrel now, it's doing well but I really wanted to be in FUN when it moons. Might sell some and jump in briefly if it looks like ICE ends up helping out FUN.

[Anonymous No.7304697]

AAHHHHHH it's down!!!

chill the whole market shaved $400B off overall capitalization.

FUCKING BUY LOW, SELL FUCKING HIGH
FUCK EMOTIONS

[Anonymous No.7304710]

>>7304637
that's where the funchads are heading? lol. thanks for convincing me not to buy into Jibrel

[Anonymous No.7304721]

We just have to hold out until ICE...we'll hit .50 at least...maybe even $1...just hold on, fellow FUNchads...w-we're not finished yet...

[Anonymous No.7304790]

still comfy breh

[Anonymous No.7304826]

you're down what, 50%? so what, so is every fucking coin basically

[Anonymous No.7304940]

>>7304587
Nothing wrong with accumulating coins my dude. It beats hodling

[Anonymous No.7305968]

>>7304482
Thanks for contributing to the Jez San Retirement Funds™!

[Anonymous No.7306066]

>>7304482
He’s right it’s over.
>Excuse me while I buy 500 dollars worth of FUN and XLM.

[Anonymous No.7306497]

>>7304482
It's not FUN's fault, blame grandpa Bitcoin. This week will definitely decide FUN's fate, though.

[Anonymous No.7306808]

One of the best buys rn, FUN is going interdimensional

[Anonymous No.7306965]

i bought in at 12 cents... ICE will let me get it back.. right?

[Anonymous No.7307023]

>>7306965
Hehe

Y-Yeah Anon ICE will Moon this puppy to$1 haha

[Anonymous No.7307038]

FUN-REQ chadfolio. If you can't handle this dip, you don't deserve the massive gains in 3 months.

[Anonymous No.7307056]

>>7306965

[Anonymous No.7307092]

Is it over fellow funchads?

[Anonymous No.7307111]

>>7307038
>Early January
>Feb 6th for sure
>Mid January
>Feb 6-8th for sure
>Late January
>Mid February guys, for sure
>Early February
>3 months for sure guys

[Anonymous No.7307133]

>>7306965
I’m holding until .60 cents then reassessing. Don’t care how long it takes.

[Anonymous No.7307170]

>>7304482
>All in at .19

Wew'd

[Anonymous No.7307206]

>>7307111
Unforeseen circumstance. Honestly, tell me one coin that's doing as well as it was doing post-December crash. There's red everywhere. All the salty FUD on FUN is due to tards who bought in at ath.

[Anonymous No.7307488]

>>7307206
Nah man, holding 70k of fun myself but they’re right. Shit isn’t going past 25 cents ever. No reason for it to. People need to stop being delusional. Really, you think the conference will make this shoot up? Dude stop.

[Anonymous No.7307535]

>>7307488
Then sell it

[Anonymous No.7307685]

>>7307535

i did

[Anonymous No.7307727]

Holy fuck it shot up to 6.8k gwei and my order went through. The shit?

[Anonymous No.7308406]

>>7307133
>he thinks it's gonna hit 60 cents

t o p k e k

[Anonymous No.7308428]

jesus i feel so sorry for people holding this, when the ICE conference happens and FUN doesnt go up a cent. i imagine almost everyone will part with their bags at that point and this coin will dissolve into nothing.

[Anonymous No.7308471]

>>7304482
pls sell to me sirs

[Anonymous No.7308727]

>>7304721
>We just have to hold out until ICE...we'll hit .50 at least...maybe even $1...just hold on, fellow FUNchads...w-we're not finished yet...

I don't think it will go over 7 cents

[Anonymous No.7308947]

>>7306497
Hahahaha. He thinks that ICE isn't priced in already, hahahaha!

[Anonymous No.7309260]

every single coin, every single time there is a press conference drops.

Its always always factored into the price beforehand and usually over factored in as people think there is some chance something amazing will happen, as soon as it doesnt it will drop.

Im just sitting in tether waiting to buy in after the proper crash which hasnt happened yet, The proper crash will be front page news everywhere, thats when i buy.

[Anonymous No.7309370]

>>7304482
I kept telling you guys that FUN was the single dumbest coin I've seen so far. Yes, even in the face of ponzi coin and others.

You're dealing with a market that has ridiculous levels of local, state, tribal, and federal regulations. The fucking legal ramifications of a fucking coin alone are enough to make me turn 180 degrees and two step away.

How did you not all grasp that basic singular fact?

This isn't to say that you're never going to make it or that you're a failure. That's not true. We are still very much so in 1992 of the internet era despite what some FUDsters will tell you on /biz/. You failed on this project, but you're not a failure.

There are better projects out there and this is still the beginning of the blockchain revolution. You are still very likely to be the new aged shitlord internet Aristocrats that you dream to be, much to the dismay of institutional money.

So, admit your mistake, buck up, and find a better project.

>Now to make fun of you

You people were fucking stupid to invest in this coin in the first place. My sides are literally in the Andromeda Galaxy, and one day Ryder and her crew of bioware stereotypes will come across them as ancient artifacts.

[Anonymous No.7309387]

fun chads... fun chads... fun chads... fun chads... fun chads... fun chads... fun chads... fun chads...

[Anonymous No.7309407]

fools, ICE hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.7309501]

Literally every coin is taking a dump now.

Why do people get so pissy about FUN?

[Anonymous No.7309534]

>>7309370
This post is like rolling trips.

You idiots need to print this out and staple it to your foreheads.

[Anonymous No.7310004]

>>7309501
I guess because it's been in freefall for a whole month

[Anonymous No.7310228]

Rundown on why you need to chill, DYOR, and just wait:

Feb 8th ICE - being shilled to casinos
Late Q1 - early/mid Q2 - casinos can use the tech

Any other pumps are just a bonus.

If you actually follow marketcap in crypto like a moron and require the maths to add up to buy in, it's a $5B marketcap for $1 FUN. Online gambling is $60B, which doesn't include the online gambling options like CSGO, and it definitely doesn't include the people who refuse to gamble when something isn't provably fair. Gambling (not online) is over $240B in the US /alone/, ie. no Asia.

Remember that ICE has over 15k people on average, and over 8.5k of those are representatives of gaming and gambling companies. Literally all it takes is one major casino to buy in early to get as many coins as possible before they raise in price, and they alone will pump us up to $1. It only takes one small casino + investors who react to the news. It only takes Asians even fucking learning about it. Even $10 is proven achievable with the current marketcap, and when coins start getting burned from being used, it'll be that much easier to hit those kinds of highs.

Casinos also have additional reason to purchase the coin in the form of dividends, as they can loan FUN to other casinos for guaranteed returns through contracts. This means they can buy as much as they want as soon as possible (ie. the second ICE hits us), and they'll never be at risk of being unable to use some of the coins they've purchased for a few years, as they can just loan the excess to other people. Also, I keep saying 'casinos', but literally any random shitter with a bar can now have online gambling as an option with FUN. This is a huge selling point for Asians as well, due to their internet cafes being able to get in on it.

Finally, the team is likely the best team in all of crypto (look up their background), they'll almost double their employees to 50 soon, have connections to casinos, and have no real competitors.

TL;DR Chill out

[Anonymous No.7310251]

FUN TL;DR

Provably fair gambling (saves billions in lawsuits)
Over 12 playable games (the next biggest gambling coin has 2). It has over 20 in development, whereas most others aren't even aiming for 10.
Not a casino - it's technology the casino adopts and adds their own spin to. Every other gambling coin is an actual casino that adopters have to assimilate themselves into and gives the casinos buying in no freedom.
Uses state channels, meaning that you can pay one (1) initial transaction fee and then you can play all day if you wanted without any fees.
Crypto guarantees that you can cash out your winnings in minutes - hours. Online casinos can currently take weeks at a time to cash out your earnings, and they can even be frozen. This is a big thing for both the casino and the consumer, as it cuts down on manpower needed to process the transactions, and the consumer doesn't get JUSTed while waiting for their money.
29 team members, which is more than 3x the next highest gambling coin. This will be almost doubled to 50 very soon (with even more planned after), which puts it at 10x the next highest. A number of the members are poached from big casinos (like David Greyling, whom was a high executive at the biggest online casino, William Hill)
The actual team behind it is likely the best team in all of crypto (seriously, look that shit up). They all have connections to casinos, all have been in the gambling/online gambling business for over 20 years
License is pretty much in the bag (only other gambling coins that have licenses are in shitlands that don't let you do anything, anywhere, and anyone could have gotten)
CEO is the guy behind Starfox lmao
Best memes
https://youtu.be/IItTUaRCvDI?t=475 (look at 7:58 lmao, this is some illuminati-tier shilling)

Buy the dip, we were at a 18 - 19c, which was still going up even after two major pumps, before the Korea fud and whales have kicked in to capitalize since it's so close to ICE, it's not that the coin has lost steam.

[Anonymous No.7310267]

FUN saves casinos billions in lawsuits
FUN means literally anyone can start an online casino. Not just actual casinos, but even random shitty bars, Asian internet cafes, or even some random faggot in his mom's basement - and you know that each and every one is proven to be fair.
Whichever casinos do get on it will effectively monopolize the online gambling market. If you're doing online gambling it's not like location matters, so you go to the casino that can prove itself to be fair and has the most options.
FUN guarantees the people gambling aren't being scammed by odds being manipulated (whereas you could lose the BTC you've been gambling due to jews fucking with odds)
It also allows people to cash out their money pretty much instantly, whereas online casinos currently have to process your winnings, which can take weeks at a time, and you can be frozen if they 'suspect you're cheating'. Even if you prove yourself to be doing everything legit, they can still take ages to accuse you of it, and you certainly won't win the lawsuit
FUN allows casinos to loan each other money for guaranteed returns (once again, no lawsuits because it's based on smart contracts)
It also means casinos don't have to waste time and resources developing their own online gambling options, and it means they can cut down on staff required for processing/have more time to allocate their staff to other matters, as everything is automatic.

The entire world is being taken by storm by crypto apps. The stock market is taking hits from it (stocks have started to become a little more volatile as a result). Whichever casino adopts a gambling coin will end up monopolizing the market, or at least stealing customers from those who don't. Even if it's not FUN, anyone who wants to remain competitive in online gambling will need to be able to prove themselves completely fair or they'll fall behind, and only smart contracts have that kind of transparency.

The entire fucking market is down $400B, retards

[Anonymous No.7310447]

Dems da breaks

[Anonymous No.7310540]

>>7308428
Buy the rumor sell the news

[Anonymous No.7310735]

>>7304482
Such bad timing

[Anonymous No.7310876]

In the December insanity there was a period of a few days where you could easily get huge arbitrage gains on FUN between Bittrex and Binance. I did this repeatedly during those days and got it to the point where my Blockfolio says that my average cost per FUN is negative.

So I don't give a fuck, I'm just HODLing. The price is hurting now and that's enough for /biz/ to think FUN is some shit token? This is nothing like your typical crypto team, they're a few dozen strong and actual industry players. Wake up /biz/, you should be stacking FUN at this ridiculous price

[Anonymous No.7311013]

I finally get to experience what it's like to be a digimarine. Not fun at all.

By the way, are there any digimarines left on this plane of existence?

[Anonymous No.7311611]

Bought $2000 worth of FUN at $.09, as soon as it goes to $.10 I'm selling my bags and then rebuying at the next dip as a long term HODL.

[Anonymous No.7311682]

[Anonymous No.7311954]

>>7309370

I'm not even a holder of this coin, but am familiar with the project.

>You're dealing with a market that has ridiculous levels of local, state, tribal, and federal regulations. The fucking legal ramifications of a fucking coin alone are enough to make me turn 180 degrees and two step away.

1. I know this might be hard for you to understand, but none of those laws apply to crypto, as governments don't classify crypto as money and almost all gambling laws revolve around the use of money and not gambling itself. There's zero laws or regulations regarding the use of crypto for gambling. You do not need any sort of gambling license to operate a crypto based casino as long as you aren't accepting credit card or banking payments. So none of those laws would apply to a casino using FUN.

2. FUN isn't going to run a casino, they are creating a software that they will license out that will enable people to run a blockchain-based casino using FUN tokens. That is why the only license they are applying for is a "Remote Gambling Software License".

>How did you not all grasp that basic singular fact?

Your "basic singular fact" doesn't apply to FUN. Anything else?

This was the one point you made that can be responded to, the rest was basically just different ways of saying "u guyz r stoopid"

[Anonymous No.7311976]

Just hold your enormous weak handed cuck.

[Anonymous No.7312033]

>>7309501
I think we got a shitload of newfags to buy at $.12.

[Anonymous No.7312041]

>>7311682

[Anonymous No.7312063]

>>7309260
>proper crash
See you in 4 years.

[Anonymous No.7312115]

>>7309370
>names exactly the flaws about the casino industry that FUN is trying to fix with it's product

Like, unbelievably dumb. Can't retards like you just be quiet?

[Anonymous No.7312151]

>>7312115
Exactly

Someone posted a thread on plebbit and the FUNfags have come out in droves to defend the honor of their abusive husband

[Anonymous No.7312153]

>tfw lost 60k on this shit
I'm not having FUN guys ;_;

[Anonymous No.7312173]

>>7304482
Buy low to dollar cos avg out you pajeet thank me later at $2

[Anonymous No.7312174]

>>7312151
>no u

Amazing

[Anonymous No.7312232]

kinda tempted to buy 8k FUN, whenever the crash stabilise it'll recover.

[Anonymous No.7312638]

So what does this coin do btw? I always saw it shilled but never looked into it

[Anonymous No.7312790]

>>7312638
You buy FUN, gamble it in casino, get winnings in FUN, sell the FUN and you have cash back.

[Anonymous No.7313023]

>>7310447
nice handwriting

[Anonymous No.7313060]

>>7304482
Lol I am gonna make it.

You sell low?

[Anonymous No.7313103]

>>7304721
You are overestimating ICE in this market.

Once it’s adopted is when you’ll see big movement

[Anonymous No.7313127]

>>7312790
Uh.. why wouldnt you gamble cash directly

[Anonymous No.7313185]

>>7312790
retard
>>7312638
FUN is designed to be able to run the backend of a casino, with a provably fair decentralised blockchain model.

[Anonymous No.7313206]

>>7313103
Adoption could be literally the day after ICE when a bunch of representatives shill it to their companies and start buying tokens while they're cheap.
If you actually believe in marketcap in crypto, it takes literally one (1) decent casino adopting FUN to push us to $1. By the time casinos are allowed to 'use' FUN, anyone interested has long since bought their tokens, and anyone who comes after will be joining sometimes after FUN's full release after they've seen the profits the coin users are getting, as well as the customers they're stealing from the competition.

[Anonymous No.7313212]

>buy useless scam coin
>surprised when it tanks

[Anonymous No.7313230]

>>7313212
>post shit anime picture
>probably get surprised when people call you retarded
ecks dee scam coin entire market is crashing but FUN is the scam even though it has the best team in all of crypto right now (prove me wrong)

[Anonymous No.7313253]

>>7313212
Weak FUD. I bet you do this in 5 threads a night.

Do you ever get laid or go outside?

[Anonymous No.7313264]

>>7313230
JNT's team is better

[Anonymous No.7313265]

>>7304482
go take out a loan and short everything while you can

[Anonymous No.7313430]

LMAO at all the FUDer's
This coin already 2x in the normal market eg. before dec.

[Anonymous No.7313557]

what's the purpose of ERC20 shittokens other than wealth transfer to devs?
none of them are technologically capable of anything more than ETH itself, so if there was a worthwhile product to offer, it would naturally be driven by ETH

[Anonymous No.7313571]

>>7309260
>sitting in tether
>proper crash
>thinking that the conference is priced in when it was announced when FUN was 15cents and it has dropped loads since then due to both market wide crash and whale manipulation

I mean, you're wrong... But you are wrong in a spectacular manner, so that's commendable at least.

[Anonymous No.7313608]

>>7313557
Because ETH doesn't do literally everything inherently. ETH allows smart contracts, individual coins make contracts that do specific things.

[Anonymous No.7314434]

[Anonymous No.7314434,1]

as for me I prefer playing casinos too