Doll General: Part V

[Anonymous No.7295535]

I am a jobless neet starting a doll fund. Saving my allowance that mom gives me. I get $10 a week. It is going to take 250 weeks or about 4 years, 9 months and 2 weeks to raise the $2500 needed for a claire.

Am I fucked? Should I just end it now. Also doll thread I guess. What are you saving for bros?

[Anonymous No.7295603]

>>7295535

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.7295620]

>>7295603
I couldnt sit through an interview let alone hold a job okay. We're not all capable of working. Im sorry

[Anonymous No.7295635]

>>7295535
buy a fleshlight and use it while looking at POV porn. way better investment.

[Anonymous No.7295706]

>>7295535
If you pay me that much ill teach you how to get real women and make them do what you want instead

[Anonymous No.7295745]

>>7295535

it does look smecksy I have to admit

however

biggest turnoff is that it doesn't clean itself

gotta hire a maid that is willing to clean it as well

at which point you might as well just fuck the maid

or the gf, and get a cheaper maid. or make the gf clean. depending on your financial setup.

[Anonymous No.7295746]

>>7295535
>>7295620
Are these dolls any good or should I save more and go for a realdoll? Are these $2500 the same as the $1500 on AliExpress?

[Anonymous No.7295747]

>>7295635
Nah, there is so much I could do with a real doll. Penetration is barely 10%. Im not looking for investments.

>>7295706
I dont want a real woman though. I feel uncomfortable around people.

I saved this other guy's entire set of this doll. I am obsessed.

[Anonymous No.7295780]

>>7295747
what the fuck else would you do with it besides cum in it? wtf.

[Anonymous No.7295791]

>>7295747
Post her butthole pls

[Anonymous No.7295803]

Another five years and maybe it will be able to cook.

[Anonymous No.7295804]

>>7295780
This fag probably wants to cuddle a cold lifeless piece of metal and plastic

[Anonymous No.7295814]

just buy a used doll
>make sure its cleaned first

[Anonymous No.7295822]

>>7295780
You have no imagination, no sexually degenerate fetishes or just straight up not aware of the things you could do with this doll. Either way I dont think it's for you, but for someone like me, it's all I'd ever need.

[Anonymous No.7295864]

>>7295747
Alright, well I can teach you how to break a sexy womans psyche so that shes basically a doll, and I can teach you how to do it without having her so broken she needs to wear diapers, unless you're into that shit

fwiw im not larping, make a burner email if you're interested

[Anonymous No.7295865]

>>7295791
pic related

>>7295804
some other anon posted a whole list of things he would do to his. I'll go see if I can find it

[Anonymous No.7295873]

>>7295635
there was another anon in a thread like this saying that they are horrible. they weigh a ton and are not very convenient. the buyers remorse sets in really quick.

[Anonymous No.7295900]

>>7295873
Yea he chopped it up into little pieces so he could throw it in the garbage lmao. I guess if that's your thing...

[Anonymous No.7295901]

>>7295804
>Nibble her earlobes
>Lick her odor-free pits
>Slap her thicc thot thighs
>Caress her imperfect tummy
>Coy-fully gnaw on her creamy nipples
>Playfully tongue her lewd bellybutton
>Clutch at and jiggle her disproportionately large hips
>Kiss her velvety arches and lick her silky soles
>Suck on her enchantingly alluring toes
>Cradle her fleshly mass of buttocks
>Bury your face in her meaty cheeks
>Eat her untouched virgin asshole
>Slide your tongue deep inside her untouched virgin pussy
>Tit fuck her over-sized supple breasts
>Lube up and make love to the arches of her feet
>Bend her over where she stands and pound her ass into next week
>Smother your face with her feet, supporting her outstretched legs while you fuck her silly
>Take her into the shower for her monthly wash, wet down her hair and fuck her up against the glass
>Position yourself under her supple arse on the bed and ease her entire weight down on your face
>Fall asleep spooning her, knowing that you have great morning sex ahead of you to start the day

>>7295864
Like I said, Im not good around people and I dont feel comfortable around them and stuff. Hopefully someone else here will take you up on it though.

[Anonymous No.7296073]

If you've got a PC strong enough to handle an Oculus or other VR headset, google "Sexualoid" and get yourself a fleshlight. Much cheaper and no awkward dismembering of a sex doll to throw her away.

[Anonymous No.7296083]

>>7295901
man you almost sold me one of those. ever tried as a salesperson?

[Anonymous No.7296124]

I want one but she looks too 3d for my taste

[Anonymous No.7296159]

>>7295535
>>7295747
>>7295865
>>7295822
>>7295901

do they make them with dicks though

[Anonymous No.7296174]

[Anonymous No.7296194]

Oh my fucking god OP here I am so sorry I thought this was fucking r9k. Im gonna get banned for this nsfw shit. Im so sorry

[Anonymous No.7296224]

>>7296194
I did this recently on pol as well and misposted and got fucking banned for like 4 days. Im sorry. I just lurk pol and biz, too scared to actually post.

Sorry mods, take fucking pity on me

[Anonymous No.7296257]

get a picture of your mommys milkers and I'll send you the $2500

[Anonymous No.7296282]

>>7296257
But mommy is at work

[Anonymous No.7296288]

>>7295535
alright nigger. im going to tell you how to get this doll for cheap.

read this shit nigga: https://nypost.com/2017/08/22/sex-dolls-are-more-popular-than-real-prostitutes-at-this-brothel/

thats right. sex dolls are more popular than prostitutes.

now what this means for you? you pimp out that doll.

get a student loan from a bank and buy the doll.

pimp the doll out on backpage and wherever you local whores avertize.

let men and cops come and fuck the doll for $$$

cops??? yep its legal to pimp a doll. cops and fuck the doll too

i say after 2 months of pimping and working this doll, you will have enough money to pay back the loan

its literally a free doll for just a bit of pimpin

[Anonymous No.7296299]

>>7295747
>>7295747

Anon, how big/strong are you? I think that doll weighs around 120lb. I'm 6'3" around 250 lb, and that doll would be too heavy for me to handle on a regular basis.

Most people have a misconception that because they can pick their 120lb gf/wife, or lifted heavier weights at the gym that a 120lb doll is the same thing. The biggest difference is that girls move on their own when you have sex with them, they change positions on their own. Any change of position to your doll would involve you picking up and manually moving all the limbs of your 120 pound inanimate object.

I've bought heavy sex dolls before and would never buy one again. I have no idea who actually buys these things and are satisfied with them.

[Anonymous No.7296313]

>>7296282
post pictures of her

[Anonymous No.7296317]

I cant believe I posted this fucking thing on biz the most uppity financial chad board there is. This is so embarrassing. Im sorry again

[Anonymous No.7296357]

>>7296288
tpe cannot be properly sterilized. Its no safe to share her. I mean I guess you could start a business buying them and using them as cum sluts to fund your own virgin.

I wouldnt sex mine though. Just cuddles.

[Anonymous No.7296360]

>>7296194
>>7296224
lmao. yeah this is /biz/ a much higher percentage of us have fucked REAL FEMALES than robots and we're prone to looking at things from ROI perspective. This is why I prefer fleshlight POV porn combo vs full on doll. BUT if they ever perfect it to bladerunner level that would actually make them superior to real females but until then no thanks.

[Anonymous No.7296361]

>>7296288
hmm, this is a quality business idea. beats investing in knee pads. still cleaning all that jizz.

[Anonymous No.7296408]

>>7296313
I dont have pictures of her. Where would I get picures from?

[Anonymous No.7296413]

>>7296288
>mfw /biz/ is finally returning to its glory days with solid advice and shit
This is great.

[Anonymous No.7296455]

>>7296288
you really want to host doll fuckers in your own home? I hope you live in a city that has good gun laws. otherwise you have to factor in the cost of renting a hotel room.

[Anonymous No.7296480]

>>7295901
>>Eat her untouched virgin asshole
>>Slide your tongue deep inside her untouched virgin pussy

>imblying they don't do product testing lel

also, how do you think artificial puzzy is formed lol

>>7296174

this is kinda what I expected though desu. :/

[Anonymous No.7296537]

>>7295901
Get yourself a ref link and shill those fuckers

[Anonymous No.7296543]

>>7295535
If I buy this doll and have sex with it will I have lost my virginity to a doll?

[Anonymous No.7296555]

>>7295535
It 4 years you could get a job, work out and start dating a real woman.

Don't be a pathetic failure.

[Anonymous No.7296565]

>>7296357
>cannot be properly sterilized.
>Its no safe to share her.
>I mean I guess you could start a business buying them and using them as cum sluts to fund your own virgin.

you could apply this same mentality to real females. no hymen no diamond are great words to live by. If a female has had sex with just one other person your odds of divorce skyrocket and those divorce odds increase exponentially with each pre-marital sex partner she's had.

[Anonymous No.7296589]

>>7295620
Just kill yourself and get it over with.

"We're not all capable of working."
Cool excuse bro, enjoy your miserable existence.

[Anonymous No.7296593]

I am a software developer interested in pimping out a sex doll.

I can write a mobile phone app on which you can request a date / time of a doll to be delivered to your apartment. payment via crypto or CC if nocoiner.

I imagine the service will be mostly used on friday nights. If anyone is interested I'd like a few anons from here to provide the initial investment.

if it takes off the software could scale to multiple countries.

[Anonymous No.7296667]

>>7296543
is that better or worse than losing it to a hooker?

>>7296593
Think of it like "Uber for Ass" and im looking for /biz/ to be my VC backers

[Anonymous No.7296670]

>>7296288
I guess you missed the part where OP admitted he can't even endure a job interview, let alone run a small business operation.
Also, what will his mom say??

[Anonymous No.7296682]

>>7296543

what if I told you

there is no such thing as male virginity

your penis touched a pussy during birth.

except for your butthole, but do you really wanna lose that?

[Anonymous No.7296734]

>>7296565
there are values to a confident woman anon, one is that they know how to fuck, rather than being a dead cat in the bedroom

always make a wench get an std check though

[Anonymous No.7296794]

>>7295864
What the fuck is it with people here and their weird MK-ultra-esque skillsets on 4chan. How do you learn that kinda stuff? And how do you even know for sure it works?

[Anonymous No.7296865]

>>7296299
>people have a misconception that because they can pick their 120lb gf/wife, or lifted heavier weights at the gym that a 120lb doll is the same thing. The biggest difference is that girls move on their own when you have sex with them, they change positions on their own. Any change of position to your doll would involve you picking up and manually moving all the limbs of your 120 pound inanimate object.
>I've bought heavy sex dolls before and would never buy one again. I have no idea who actually buys these things and are satisfied with them.


This unfortunately. I have three dolls, same ones as dollguy, (One dh168 molly, one molly evo one bel evo) but they are much smaller than that and even so are somewhat of a pain to move around. Also, TPE is great, soft, very nice feeling, but it stays cold.

You can heat it, but must do so carefully, as the heated tpe is much more prone to semi-permanent deformation from posing/clothes/laying on hard surfaces.

[Anonymous No.7296878]

>>7295864
im interested anon. pls share

[Anonymous No.7296937]

>>7296878
what if he is gay and just wants to do this to men from /biz/ ?

[Anonymous No.7297342]

>>7296794
>how am I sure it works
Do it for a living
>how did you learn it
am a kinky fucker

For the record its possible you've just seen me a few times, I used to come here a lot more

[Anonymous No.7297373]

>>7296878
you gonna pay me?

[Anonymous No.7297487]

>>7295535
enjoy spending more time cleaning it than using it
I own a hip and let me tell you, it's a fucking chore. get a few good onaholes and you will probably forget about owning a doll

[Anonymous No.7297601]

>>7295535
Or you can be on nofap

[Anonymous No.7297602]

>only getting $10 a week
Heh, pleb, $30 a week master race here.

[Anonymous No.7297617]

>>7295620
>>7295535
>>7295747
>>7295865
>>7295535
Do you specifically own this product OP? how has your experience been so far?

[Anonymous No.7297665]

>>7297617
I know that not reading the thread was a thing, but not reading the OP? amazing stuff

[Anonymous No.7297680]

>>7295535
Going full autism here, but I believe that people seeking these dolls confuse their need for human contact with sexual urges.
An onahole or one of those ass/crotch toys will do the job and offer a fuckton of flexibility. Basically this >>7297487

[Anonymous No.7297707]

Give her some 2d alien waifu eyes and Im sold

otherwise, fuck this roastie model

[Anonymous No.7297857]

Damn that's a good doll.

Anyone interested in doll dating culture, watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukok0oeIFoQ

[Anonymous No.7297953]

>>7297857
>doll dating culture
Oh God no thanks

[Anonymous No.7298066]

wait for realbotix new models, they are able to move and talk themselfes
and get a job they will be much more expensive than this lifeless cold shit

[Anonymous No.7298098]

>>7298066

Matt McMullen is like a god.

I want a realdoll that looks exactly like Matt McMullen.

[Anonymous No.7298131]

>>7297680
don't get me wrong, that doll must feel AMAZING once all is set up. the difference from onahole to hand was abysmal, and so it was the difference between ona and hip, so I can't fucking imagine what it must be to slam that thing and bury your head in her tits
but oh my god do I get headaches just thinking about the aftermath. first you would have to clean every hole (which would be a bitch because you don't have exit valve in a doll and they have an skeleton ) and give it a shower, then dry the holes to avoid getting a dick infection (which is even a bigger chore than cleaning), then apply powder so it doesn't get sticky then store it. and for prep you would need to lube and warm every hole you were planing to use with individual warmers and a full warmup with an electric blanket. we are talking about a NEET spending some legit 30, 40 minutes of prep time for god knows how little actual sex.

[Anonymous No.7298253]

>>7298131
I see clearly now:
>hand = pump and dump
>onahole = daytrading
>hip = swing trading
>doll = hodling

[Anonymous No.7298278]

>>7298066
i also read about tpe dolls cant be dressed if thats a thing for you OP

[Anonymous No.7298313]

Thank god these dolls exist so you have a slimmer chance of passing down your autistic genes of pure degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.7298324]

>>7298131
I would just wear a condom desu and never wash it

[Anonymous No.7298361]

>>7297680
I guess I kind of agree but one thing that is nice is CUDDLING at night with a human figure and not having to feel their heartbeat/breathing which is uncomfortable. Dakis are pillow shaped, a doll would be perfect

[Anonymous No.7298365]

>>7295535

WHY IS THIS DEGENERACY /BIZ/‘S ONLY FUCKING GENERAL?

[Anonymous No.7298415]

>>7298313


I have a high IQ meaning I have better genes than some normie douchebag.

[Anonymous No.7298465]

>>7298131
You are meant to shower her once a month. As long as you dont get her head wet, that means you get to fuck her in there as your reward

[Anonymous No.7298496]

>>7298365
Im sorry I thought it was r9k

[Anonymous No.7298606]

>>7298253
I like your way of thinking
>>7298465
you can probably get away without the shower every time, but not the powder. if you are willing to put up with it then go ahead, I know I wouldn't use it more than once or twice a month if I had one
also >>7298496 don't worry, compared to the shitposting and shilling we get this is a quality thread. I would rather have doll discussions that BZC threads

[Anonymous No.7298659]

>>7297342
It was various other things, spy stuff, that kinda thing. Anyway i have no money to pay and i'm fairly sure people wouldn't take kindly to me brainwashing their loved ones anyway. I don't expect anything from you since i'm not paying, but i am intrigued and would like to hear a bit about how it works if you can spare the time for it..

[Anonymous No.7298672]

autist here

what the fuck are they even made out of

it's like pseudo-uncanny-valley

[Anonymous No.7298723]

>>7298324
saw some creepy pics of dolls which got fucked with condoms
you need to use condoms which are silicon free i guess
otherwise your dolls genitals will look like raped burger patties

[Anonymous No.7298724]

>>7298606
Well apparently you dont have to powder it all that much and baby powder is more than sufficient. Once a week is generally all thats needed unless you fuck her for 12 hour sessions constantly or sleep with her nightly.

Pull her pussy out (im assuming youd be smart and get the removable vagina version), rinse it like you would a fleshlight, wipe her hole you fuck, damp dry and slap her up with the baby powder and thats all the maintenance she needs really.

[Anonymous No.7298797]

>>7298659
I mean im bored so ill give you the basic rundown

>Torture them (preferably without them knowing who you are)
>isolate them from outside contact with the world
>wait for them to break
>train them in a way that makes you look like the good guy in a minor way that is extravagant to them (for example, put honey in their gruel when they're good)
if they show ANY resistance whatsoever, redo the whole process (yes, for weeks)

continue until desired response to training is achieved, dont break them too hard though or their brain will actually break, and they'll piss themselves constantly and shit

basically isolation does some cool ass mental shit that has to be seen to be believed

[Anonymous No.7298803]

>>7298724
i had a fleshlight, i destroyed it with my cock
i would choose the fixed vagina version unless you have a small cock

[Anonymous No.7298849]

>>7298724
>removable vagina version
now this seems really fucking nice. you could even replace it with another type if the setup allows it

[Anonymous No.7298902]

>>7298849
This is exactly what I thought, somehow retro fit a fleshlight to fit up in there and you'll never get bored. Only thing is I am an arse man and I would love to go to town on it but since her asshole is fixed, I'd probably leave it alone fearing I'm wearing her out.

[Anonymous No.7298913]

>a literal plastic doll has better tits than bolted-on whores
wew

[Anonymous No.7298937]

>>7298913

[Anonymous No.7298961]

OK I'm curious. Post vagene pls

[Anonymous No.7299010]

>>7298961

[Anonymous No.7299011]

OP
i know how you are going to make it:
>get a loan
>buy the doll
>beg for btc on /biz/
>/biz/ will ask for sharpies in pooper
>stick some sharpies in your dolls pooper
>get all the BTC and use it to payback your loan
>???
>do the sex to your plastic gf

[Anonymous No.7299012]

>>7297665
top kek

[Anonymous No.7299039]

Does this actually count as """""nsfw"""""?

I mean posting a dildo isn't.

[Anonymous No.7299099]

Make money even in this bear market. We have all the tools you need"

https://discord dot gg/pbN4G73

[Anonymous No.7299112]

>>7299039
Yeah but Ive been banned for a lot less. The other day I posted on pol something I meant to on r9k and I got banned for it.

A qt cashier asked me how my day was going and I said in my usual dreary monotone, alright I suppose. She said it sounded like I needed to have some fun and then looked at me and smiled. I freaked out and just paid for my things and left.

Any idea what she meant biz?

[Anonymous No.7299212]

>>7299112
Maybe it was an invitation, maybe she was being polite.
In any case, you dun fucked.

[Anonymous No.7299252]

>>7295780
You could use it to drive in the HOV lane.

[Anonymous No.7299321]

>>7299252
Could you concentrate on driving with this thicc thottie riding shotgun?

[Anonymous No.7299346]

>>7296288
Yeah I'm sure the guy who can't even hold down a regular job can totally muster the courage to try and rent out a sex doll.

[Anonymous No.7299392]

>>7298797
Hm, so you have to basically kidnap them, or get them to go willingly and then lock them up? And does the isolation include sensory deprivation? It's quite interesting, and it might just be a cool LARP, but i suppose you can get away with that kinda stuff in certain places in the world. So people request "the mindbreaker" to come and brainwash someone specific?

[Anonymous No.7299422]

>>7299346
I sound so pathetic when other people describe me

[Anonymous No.7299447]

>>7299392
>[Up
sensory deprivation can be good, and this is just one way, you're better off just being a manipulative fuck in normal relationships really

ftr its not larp, I do these things (consensually) with fellow kinky fuckers

[Anonymous No.7299492]

>>7299112
>>7299212
Hm, it does sound a bit like an invitation. You should've asked what kinda fun she meant. It might just be that i'm from a part of the world where cashiers don't make small talk, but here it's rare to get small talk from strangers behind the counter. Keep shopping at that place until she returns, she might just want it

[Anonymous No.7299494]

>>7298131
>and they have an skeleton
What the fuck? Are the manufacturers trying to get us killed?

[Anonymous No.7299581]

>>7299447
>Me being manipulative
Not sure i could pull that off honestly. I mean heck, i wouldn't even know what to do. Currently single as well, so being manipulative might not do that much, but i'm still listening if you have any more to share

[Anonymous No.7299599]

>>7299494
An endoskeleton is required to support her 110lb heft and allows her to stand on her own with the stand-able feet option.

[Anonymous No.7299612]

>>7299581
look into pick up artists and NLP and just practice, though a lot of it is bullshit

[DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU No.7299630]

Dolls?

How do we solve the cleaning doll problem?
How do we solve the hidden doll problem?
How do we solve the cold doll problem?

I need answers if I'm gonna take this seriously.

[Anonymous No.7299649]

>>7299599
Yeah, and then it murders you on a full moon night because you thought it was a good idea to bring a skeleton into your house

[Anonymous No.7299727]

>>7299630
>How do we solve the cleaning doll problem?
Its not that much maintenance as I said here >>7298724 . There are some desperate people out there and for this level of fun I am more than willing. If you think a fleshlight is a lot of work, then this probably isnt for you.

>How do we solve the hidden doll problem?
I live with mom and i'm just gonna have her out in the open. Who cares. Apparently if youre not gonna use the storage hooks (pic related) you have to cycle her and not just have her sitting in one position every day. Lay her on the bed one day, sit her in a chair the next.

>How do we solve the cold doll problem?
I am good with it but you can buy warmers just the same as you can with a fleshlight. They look exactly the same. Check outthe real love sex dolls website or whatever it is.

Actually I want to put a few ice cubes inside her and see what it would be like having sex with something really cold. You cant do that with a real woman. Dont want to fuck a corpse or something, jsut want something different you know.

[Anonymous No.7299752]

>>7299649
>Inanimate
When she starts referring to herself as the cyberdyne systems T-800 Model 101, then we've got a problem.

[Anonymous No.7299758]

>>7295535

OP you can get a job. R9K has conditioned you into thinking it can’t happen.

Even the specials kids at school push shopping carts.

[Anonymous No.7299761]

>>7299727
damn those dolls are actually kinda sexy
massive tits
little belly fat
thick thighs and puss

i bet in within 10 years there'll have ones with AI that can actually talk and move on their own, then i'll probably buy one

[Anonymous No.7299771]

>>7299727
please record you telling your mom that you are going to get a doll

[Anonymous No.7299823]

>>7299771
Already have and she said she doesnt care. I have this doll as my wallpaper right now and she has used my computer.

I think not being open about these things is largely an american culture thing.

[Anonymous No.7299838]

>>7299612
Have been looking at pick-up artists before seems like 70% horseshit. NLP is new though, i'll check it out.There are some people i know who are temporarily unavailable for one reason or another and even though i already cucked her soyboy bf once, doing it again would be grand. She kinda shares some semblance with the doll now that i think of it.. Thanks for the story and info though, it's much appreciated

[Anonymous No.7299878]

>>7299838
if you're new to NLP try reading milton ericksons work creating it first, if you think pua's are bullshit, nlp is going to really piss you off if you dont have some understanding going into it

[Anonymous No.7299902]

>>7299823
how similar does your mom look compared to the doll? like body proportions

[Anonymous No.7299916]

>>7299902
Nowhere near it, so dont get all Freudian on me.

[Anonymous No.7299954]

>>7295535
Take out a $10,000 dollar loan and buy a bunch of them to start your own doll brothel at a rate of 60 bucks for the hour. Advertise to neets an de high school kids then profit

[Anonymous No.7299964]

Make some money on cryptopornstars... they'd probably be open to getting you a deal on something like this as they are working on partnerships to distribute prizes like this to their users.

[Anonymous No.7299990]

>>7299878
Well they might not be bullshit, but some of them really reek of scam. He's made a lot of books that Erikson fellow. I guess they'd be worth a read

[Anonymous No.7299994]

>>7299954
You can employ Sergey for the cleaning.

[Anonymous No.7300026]

Would you guys be interested in making this a legit general on here? I know a lot of robots migrated over here back at the start of last year after eth's bullrun in the hopes of making it rich.

[Anonymous No.7300041]

I prefer Chadman's version

[Anonymous No.7300054]

>>7300041
You get to jack off to her pictures and then go fuck her for real. Shes like a celebrity.

[Anonymous No.7300069]

Does the skin/tits on those things even feel realistic? I always imagine doing one of those would feel like fucking an oddly shaped superball.

[Anonymous No.7300104]

>>7300026
Well it's kinda strange, but so is a lot of other topics. As long as the rules permit it i wouldn't mind. Can it be considered pornography if it's a dead silicone thing?

[Anonymous No.7300123]

>>7300104
More importantly is it business related? Then again are the fuckin million shitcoin threads business related.

[Anonymous No.7300169]

>>7295535
Beg at the local gas station for money

[DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU No.7300173]

>>7299916
okay what country are you from
humour me

[Anonymous No.7300174]

After buying my 40kg waifu, I've become ripped as fuck. Don't even need to go to the gym. My stamina and muscle mass is huge now

[Anonymous No.7300187]

>>7300123
A lot of threads aren't business related here.

[Anonymous No.7300291]

>Hey son, how are those coins goi...

[Anonymous No.7300301]

How the fuck is this thread still up or /biz/ related?

[Anonymous No.7300352]

is OP's doll even any good? are there pictures of it other than what the website has

[Anonymous No.7300452]

>>7299112
>"haha oh yeah? Know any place we can have fun?"
Would have been the correct response. Shoot for the stars Chad.

[Anonymous No.7300550]

>>7300301
Mods have all hanged themselves, now the no-coiners inherit the board

[Anonymous No.7300602]

Anyone have the screencap of the guy who bought one of these and then butchered it a few days later after he realized he was too much of a manlet to handle it's weight?
>>7299649
Criminally underrated.
>>7300291
kek

[Anonymous No.7300642]

Hang on why the fuck would you powder it instead of just wrapping it in a sheet?

[Anonymous No.7300678]

>>7300174
underrated post is underrated

[Anonymous No.7300700]

>>7300602
I fucking remember that post. Had a hearty kek at that. Fucking neet manlet thought he was finally in neet heaven but ended up cutting it up and tossing it lmao

[Anonymous No.7300747]

>>7300602
>>7300700
>>7296174

[Anonymous No.7300768]

>>7300642
>Hang on why the fuck would you powder it instead of just wrapping it in a sheet?

The skin gets "sticky", wrapping it in a sheet does nothing to fix that. You wouldn't understand until you actually own one.

No one in this thread has actually bought one of these.

[Anonymous No.7300802]

>>7295901
>>Lick her odor-free pits
The best part about real women is the odor, prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.7300844]

>>7300602

How big are you? I bet I'm bigger and stronger than you. I would never buy a doll that weighs more than 70 pounds at most.

Its common knowledge amoung real doll owners that lighter is better. You've just never owned one.

[Anonymous No.7300881]

well i´m in for one of those + VR shoud cost about 5k

[Anonymous No.7300910]

>>7296480
They do make virgin onaholes tho

[Anonymous No.7300964]

>>7297373
leave biz pajeet anyone can read the game and take notes

[Anonymous No.7300987]

>>7299630
cleaning problem kinda solved

[Anonymous No.7301015]

>>7299630
storage problem solved

[Anonymous No.7301019]

>>7296288
>Yet Senger, who is a co-chair at the Austrian Society for Sexual Research (OeGS), said that she was shocked by Fanny being more popular than real prostitutes and called it “a real autistic tendency.”

What a fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.7301047]

>>7299630
cold problem kinda solved

their are dolls with self heating programms

[Anonymous No.7301052]

>>7301015
This is so freaky. I would never be able to go to sleep knowing a headless doll in a coffin is in my house.

[Anonymous No.7301055]

>>7300881
why dont you guys fuck escort girls instead of wasting insane amounts of money in plastic dolls that probly don' t even feel like the real thing, are heavy as fuck and a pain in the ass to clean

just litterally go to an escort website, find one you like and for only 100€ to 150€ you get to fuck her for 30 minutes to an hour, at least shes alive, you can feel her body warmth and you can fuck a different girl everytime

[Anonymous No.7301099]

>>7301055
>Why spend 1500 dollars on something you can use an arbitrary number of times when you could pay 150 dollars to probably illegally solicit a prostitute, once?
Gee I dunno, maybe because I'm capable of basic math.

[Anonymous No.7301153]

oh fuck I just realized virginity is just a state of mind

now that we all know this, none of us are virgins

[Anonymous No.7301192]

>>7301052
if you have enough space you could try something like this

[Anonymous No.7301237]

>>7299447
>consensually
How the fuck do you mindbreak someone consensually?

[Anonymous No.7301245]

Good to know /biz/ likes to contribute to white genocide.

[Anonymous No.7301313]

>>7301052
You dont have to store her in that. thats just for insecure people who dont want mommy to know. Id sleep with her in the bed.

[Anonymous No.7301371]

>>7301313
if you are not so insecure why do you need a doll in the first place ?

[Anonymous No.7301398]

>>7301371
Wanking gets old

[Anonymous No.7301415]

>>7300844
You're the manlet that made the post, aren't you?
>I bet I'm bigger and stronger than you
6'2 and fairly fit, so I doubt it. Also, check'd.

[Anonymous No.7301429]

>>7301371
Not being insecure with family and actually dealing with/wooing the opposite sex are 2 very different things.

[Anonymous No.7301446]

Give me one reason I dont pimp these dolls out to autistic virgins for 75/hr

[Anonymous No.7301495]

>>7301415

No, but it's just obvious to me that you've never owned a sex doll. And yes I am bigger than you and probably stronger.

[Anonymous No.7301511]

>>7301055
do you enjoy STDs dumbfuck? HPV can go right through condoms

[Anonymous No.7301516]

>>7301446
Is being a cum janitor worth 75/hour to you?

[Anonymous No.7301542]

>>7301429

Get a job you degenerate.

Push shopping carts for Christ’s sake

[Anonymous No.7301548]

>>7301516
Yeah if i can rack in 300 a day just for 30 minutes of some homosexual work sure

But id likely just get some pajeet to do it for 15/hr

[Anonymous No.7301552]

>>7301429
well i can understand this dealing with the oppostit sex thats the real turn off for me

[Anonymous No.7301598]

>>7298066
If the doll can move and talk, why doesn't she get a job herself?

[Anonymous No.7301611]

>>7301495
>but it's just obvious to me that you've never owned a sex doll
Nope. I'm an autist, but I'm not that far gone.

[Anonymous No.7301620]

>>7301055
See, I think the appeal would be that you could dress her up and get some positions with some weight behind them, like if you wanted to get artsy like you would with miniature painting or something, but with a life size doll. That you can also have sex with.

Of course, it’s also like having a flesh light in that clean up is much more involved, but I imagine a whole lot more effort involved in that front, and then you’ve got to stuff your shame back in the closer or wherever you keep her.

The thing I don’t get are the people who want to be public about it. I mean I can get elaborate sex toys. If I were a chick I’d have like a dozen dragon dildos and a fucking machine, but I wouldn’t act like it’s normal, and I wouldn’t let anyone know because that’s the type of shit you you keep to yourself because no one wants to hear about the weird shit you masturbate with. I mean chicks maybe on porn sites, but not normally at your day job.

[Anonymous No.7301772]

>>7301620
>stuff your shame back in the closer
Anyone who comes into my room isnt considered the general public so Im good with her chilling on the chair or laying down on the bed. Im not advertising to the world here

[Anonymous No.7301776]

>>7301611

I've many gfs as well as married for 5 years, recently divorced. I thought a realistic $2000 sex doll would be great, but the biggest problem is the weight.

I'm a fairly large guy, but a doll that weighs 100+ pounds is too heavy for me. Moving a big heavy doll around into different positions isn't the same as a real woman or lifting weights at the gym. The doll doesn't move on its own, every position change must be moved by you, and it's a pain in the ass.

Thinking it's just a matter of being weak is how I know youve never owned a big heavy realistic sex doll. Its a common mistake.

[Anonymous No.7301830]

>>7296360
>yeah this is /biz/ a much higher percentage of us have fucked REAL FEMALE
bawhahahaha we're the biggest incels on 4chan

[Anonymous No.7301869]

Even if the powers that be banned sex dolls and they just sold these without holes as cuddle buddies I'd still be interested.

[HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.7301882]

What do her feets look like

[Anonymous No.7301953]

>>7299823
maybe she thought it was a real woman

[Anonymous No.7301976]

>>7301830
i mean ive banged like 10 real womenz sooo

[Anonymous No.7301992]

>>7301776
its all about the size a 170cm doll will weight 100+ pounds but a 158cm doll would be like 62lbs and that's a weight that you can carry besides most of the time it lays on the bed so their is no "real" problem with that

[Anonymous No.7302038]

>>7299727
>Buying an obese fucking doll

[Anonymous No.7302046]

>>7295747
>feel uncomfortable around people
>wants a doll which resembles a person

Just turn Muslim and fuck goats instead

[Anonymous No.7302095]

how long do these last and are they easy to clean

[Anonymous No.7302120]

>>7298415
High IQ doesn't necessarily equate to good genes

if you cant get a real woman to impregnate your genes are as bad as they can possibly get since they didnt get passed on

[Anonymous No.7302125]

>>7302038
>what is muscle mass
>what is body fat percentage

>>7302046
Nah

[Anonymous No.7302142]

>>7302038
soyboy detected

[Anonymous No.7302182]

>>7301772
Depends on how often you have company over and whether you’re willing to take the risk of being discovered. It’s one thing if someone looks in your nightstand. Then you can tell them they got what they deserved for snooping. But leaving her just lying around is like leaving a dozen dragon dildos around. Sure it’s not a problem if no one is around to see it, but if you get caught with them just lying around you’re inviting any scorn you get.

But maybe I’ve just never seen tasteful storage, only sexy photographs and people with dolls that have way too much wear and tear.

[Anonymous No.7302198]

>>7302095
Someone was saying that he has been fucking this new gen TPE for 8 hours a day on average for almost a year and shes still good. By that measure, I should be able to get 3-5 years out of mine. See >>7298724 for basic idea on cleaning. You get to shower her once a month and fuck her in there as a reward.

[Anonymous No.7302207]

>>7302038
dyel?

[Anonymous No.7302232]

>>7302198

[Anonymous No.7302237]

>>7302182
>have company over
>make them say hello to Claire
>they dont come back

[Anonymous No.7302254]

>>7302237
Good way to get rid of missionaries I guess.

[Anonymous No.7302407]

>>7302182
>But leaving her just lying around is like leaving a dozen dragon dildos around.
nigger you came to my house and you want to complain. how about fucking off and never coming back

the absolute STATE of cucks who change their house for others

[Anonymous No.7302454]

>>7300747
>turns out I'm blind
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.7302973]

PM me up when there's a furry model in the works.

[Anonymous No.7303186]

>>7301776
do you still recommend it though? I mean is it worth the fucking hassle?

The thought that I can get exercise while using it is both hilarious and sad at the same time.

[Anonymous No.7303212]

Does the mouth open? Pics? Deep throat capable?

[Anonymous No.7303236]

>>7302973
>Silicone anthro shark sex doll with embedded electrostimulated muscular structure and reprogrammable cranial controller with optional futa horsecock.

What the fuck is this future

[Anonymous No.7303251]

>>7295864
Alright fuck it, send your godly skills.
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.7303314]

>>7303251
Repost them here pls

[Anonymous No.7303412]

>>7295535
>only 2500
fuckin hell really? My vacation is gonna be almost double that I coulda bought one of these right NOW fuck traveling I wasnt gonna get pussy anyways wtf

[Anonymous No.7303455]

>>7303412
lmao

>tfw 2500 dollar investment that is better than crypto

[Anonymous No.7303550]

>>7300291

my sides

[Anonymous No.7303555]

>>7301542
you've obviously never worked minimum wage. it's a nightmare. people treat you like garbage. your basically one step above a homeless person.

[Anonymous No.7303580]

Op just start smokin weed, it will help you get over your social anxiety. Hell you dont even have to buy it in person, just make an order off wall street market or some shit and become a positive member of society.

[Anonymous No.7303583]

>>7303455
Any retard could have made 2k this past January, when the bounce back happens in April after tax return season pumps the market I'm definitely getting one of these
>that thicc stomach to play with
If anything this is actually going to be an essential tool for trading. Once I get my rookie numbers up I'll be completely clear-minded in my trades. No pajeet porn-baiting thread here will ever get me again

[Anonymous No.7303616]

>>7303580
Weed's made me more socially anxious and anxious in general
Shitty advice

[Anonymous No.7303646]

>>7303314
Stop being a pussy whipped sonuva bitch and just post 10 minute mail address or some shit. Reach down, grab your balls and actually use them

[Anonymous No.7303659]

>>7303583
>trading crypto with your love doll sitting in your lap

Sounds bretty good famalam

[Anonymous No.7303705]

>>7303616
Your doing it wrong then. Get a real nice sativa and get used to being stoned. Just make one good stoner friend and you'll be set

[Anonymous No.7303717]

>>7295535
I hope you realize how easy it is to get an amazing paying job in this market. You know how to do basic google-fu for troubleshooting right? I work in IT and the bar for entry is so low it's ridiculous. Although I could never work in a retail setting, I have friends who started working at Geek squad as a part-time gig to get them through school and I have a friend who graduated but still works there for like $26/hr. Again they didn't even need real credentials from the guy, dude barely knows more than just how to build his own rig and how to google for problems and now he's making grown man money. just MAN the fuck up, go to a barber and shave your shitty pube beard, get a shirt and some pants and send an application online. Lie all over it, it literally doesn't matter. Those quizzes are all automated and no Best Buy will ever actually check your resume.

[Anonymous No.7303719]

Does /biz/ have no mods at all?

[Anonymous No.7303785]

>>7295864
Sounds interesting. [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.7303809]

>>7303719
mods in here posting probably

[Anonymous No.7303816]

>>7298313
Zero isn't less than zero.

[Anonymous No.7303824]

>>7303719
that's fucking disgusting, fuck you

[Anonymous No.7303850]

>>7298724
>the removable vagina version

[Anonymous No.7303870]

>>7303580
weed had the opposite effect for me. made me paranoid and anxious and even more of a shut in.

[Anonymous No.7303874]

[Anonymous No.7303886]

>>7303824
Yeah well you're also disgusting.

[Anonymous No.7303887]

Get this off of biz. Ty for the laugh

[Anonymous No.7304039]

>>7301019
She isn't wrong.

[Anonymous No.7304107]

I want to fall asleep cuddling one of these dolls

[Anonymous No.7304126]

>>7304107
I can't think of anything more pathetic.

[Anonymous No.7304145]

>>7295864
Gimme
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.7304225]

>>7296073
>VR headset
This, OP. Allow me to inspire you.
1/5

[Anonymous No.7304226]

>>7304126
Taking one out to dinner in a restaurant

[Anonymous No.7304236]

2/5

[Anonymous No.7304249]

3/5

[Anonymous No.7304254]

>>7303886
Seen people stretch the urethra but never intentionally bisect it.
Being a mucus membrane with no ability to fold over and cover itself, that thing has got to get infected quickly.
He's also gonna kill all of his sensitivity by doing that as the scar tissue kills a number of nerves he could have used for sounding.

From the size of it you can already tell the guy puts magnum sharpies in there though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdDs4rrIsnk
Have some music to go with.

[Anonymous No.7304259]

>>7302198
>>7301772

jesus christ, even if this shit is plastic.

[Anonymous No.7304263]

4/5

[Anonymous No.7304279]

5/5