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/biz/ bros,
Literally all my money is in crypto. I jumped on the hype train in december 2017 and lost so much god damn money in the recent crash. I panic sold, it crashed harder, and harder, i have literally 0.0027 ETH in my ED. I want to die. I hate myself. My girlfriend is coming to town on tuesday, i dont drive, i dont even have enough money for a bus to the airport. i have to tell her about me investing every single dollar i own into crypto. Im asking any of you biz bros, not for ether, not for BTC, but for a bus ticket.

I tried to cash out my 0.027 ETH on living room of satoshi and was told the minimum fkn withdrawal is $30, and my ETH totalled 28 or some crap (AUD). If any of you biz bros are feeling generous right about now and would offer to buy me an $18 AUD bus ticket i would be eternally grateful... or even send me 0.003 ETH so i can cash out and buy a bus ticket...

this is a hail mary i know, so if anyone is actually kind enough to help out, please respond <3 we're all gonna make it

>> No.7280960

get a job u fat lazy nigger.

>> No.7281004

>>7280457

just drive there in your lambo don't be lazy

>> No.7281385

I legit wonder how many lurkers have been ruined trusting /biz/'s advice.

>> No.7281722

Man poor guy

>> No.7281739

Man I’m a poor guy* I have a job. I just put it all into crypto.

>> No.7282100

Welcome to life dude

>> No.7282159

>>7280457
>$18
Anon you gonna need $36 for that Melbourne Skybus return ticket. Otherwise you'll be stuck at the airport. Just thought you should know.

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>>7282159
god i hope this is true. OP, hero is your only option now.
Also how do you lose literally everything without margin trading.

>> No.7282214

>>7281722
>>7281739
LOL

you couldn't be more obvious if you tried

fuck off OP

>> No.7282348

>>7280457
Have you tried asking you mom for an advance? I’m not even being an asshole. You obviously don’t pay your own bills if you can’t buy a bus ticket for thirty bucks.