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/biz/ I come to you feeling somewhat defeated.

My truck is in the shop and I need $250 to get it out before they start charging storage. I have no job currently because I am recovering from surgery. All my relatives are broke as well as me. I've already tried a beg thread and that did not work. Can you guys please give me some advice on how to make some quick money or to get myself out of this situation?

>> No.72723

>>72709
Sell stuff. Selling stuff is the quickest way to get cash. Cool stuff you bought? That's cool stuff for someone else to buy now, because you are desperate.

>> No.72733

Suck some dicks

>> No.72747

>>72709
Go to reddit and beg there.

>> No.72740

>>72723

Really don't have anything anyone would buy.

>> No.72756

>>72747

Does that actually work?

>> No.72746

>>72709
Jerkoff on camera on gay websites

>> No.72763

>>72740
Because you're moping and not looking hard enough. Anything hanging on a wall can be sold. Your furnishings can be sold. Coffee maker? Maybe $20 if you treated it right.

>> No.72766

Why do you have a truck if you're too broke to get it out of the shop and have no job? How do you pay for the gas? Sell the truck to the people at the shop.

>> No.72767

Sell your kidney, it's worth atleast 30k

>> No.72769

>>72709
go to a "fast cash" shop, give em some proof of residence, id card, they write a check, and make you pay a huge fee later.

But hey instant 250 dollars now!

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72785

>>72766
Also this.

>> No.72778

>>72763

My furnishings belong to my landlord

>> No.72780

one time welfare check is 1k you probably have to be black but i know they give it to people who need help with a vehicle

>> No.72792

>>72766

The truck is worth too much to just sell to them. The only reason I don't have money is I'm not working because of the surgery. Once I heal up I can return to work.

>> No.72791

>>72709
sell plasma or blood
you won't get 250 dollars though unless you are some rare blood god

>> No.72802

>>72709
Sell the truck.

>> No.72806

>>72791

closest place that pays for it is like 2 hours away

>> No.72816

>>72802
this
buy a cheap bike instead

>> No.72824

>>72778
So all the money you've ever earned your life has gone to rent, food, truck. Nothing extra left, nothing set aside and saved, and nothing material to show for it. Ditch the truck, because that is financially retarded.

Until then, your best hope is >>72769

>> No.72830

>>72709
Are you unemployed or on medical leave? If the latter, talk to your boss about a forward paycheck?

>> No.72833

>>72769

how big is the fee?

>> No.72834

title loan against the truck

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72840

>buying a truck
>ever
if you aren't hauling shit in a business get the fuck away from trucks fuck your terrible driving skills general public

>> No.72841

Maybe this is the place for me to ask.

I found landscaping work tomorrow, but have 2.15 cents in my checking and .01 in my savings. I have a quarter tank of gas and would feel way more comfortable with 5 dollars in the tank.

>tl;dr How can I get $5 into my bank account by tomorrow morning?

>> No.72844

>>72833
Half of your soul. And you are going to accept it and pay it, because you are desperate.

>> No.72847

>>72833
usually 170% of the loan

>> No.72848

I hate people like you. So hard up for cash but don't want to make any sacrifices for it. You just want the quick solution. But if you do post an ad offering labour or something. It seems every suggestion people make you reject anyways. Who knew beggars could be choosers.

>> No.72851

>>72841
Stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign and beg. Run from cops as they come.

>> No.72868

>>72830
i quit the job before i got surgery. i was on probationary at ihop

>> No.72886

>>72868
>failed at working at ihop

>> No.72876

>>72851
That's not the kind of person I am.

I have no money and only a gallon of milk. I'm not on food stamps, government assistance or even at a food pantry, not sure if those take the stamps or whatever.

I would rather die of starvation then get free handouts.

How long does it take to get a fiverr gig to make 5 dollars? Already have a PayPal linked to my bank. Can I just show pictures of my balls to strange people?

>> No.72880

>>72840

i do haul shit with it. that's how i'm gonna get paid until i go back to work

>> No.72892

>>72876
>won't ask strangers for money
>but will ask strangers for money while exposing his genitals
You're right. I don't know what kind of person you are.

>> No.72897

>>72876
>That's not the kind of person I am.
Boo fucking hoo, faggot.

Get beggin, it'll go faster than fiverr ever will.

>> No.72900

>>72886

well, my inner thigh was rotting away so i could hardly walk and serve my customers without excruciating pain. i explained to the gm, he understood and just allowed me to turn in a two weeks notice and leave that day to save face. might even get the job back

>> No.72910

>>72900
>I was seriously ill, so my boss let me resign
>murrica

>> No.72918

>>72824

I have about $80 in a TD Ameritrade Roth IRA I opened when I was filing for a tax return one year. What are the penalties like to draw from those early?

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72919

>>72868
>probationary at ihop
stop putting pubic hairs in the pancakes anon

I could really go for some fresh cherry pancakes with 3 different types of syrup

>> No.72920

>>72910
>I am seriously ill
>I will get a job, not mention it, then fuck the employer over and force him to pay me while I recover

This is what you prefer?

>> No.72931

>>72918
you pay taxes on it and a withdraw fee, so check ameritrade
i think thats it

>> No.72945

donate some blood plasma, $50 a time every week

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72957

>>72945
are there any long term side effects to giving plasma?

>> No.72950

>>72892
It's still technically working.

Anyways, I wanted to see how long I could make it on my own making my own money. Made it 2 years and 4 months. Probably time to go back and work for the man again.

Problem is that landscaping work is all over the place come Summer time. I'm fully booked for Summer, just now people are clearing to remulch flowerbeds, but most people don't care.

I don't know, this shit is so much more interesting than just going 9-5 everyday, even if I have considerably less money than before.

>> No.72961

>>72919

I wasn't a cook son.

>> No.72972

>>72957
It affects your stamina and you feel cold all day.

It seriously feels like the machine sucks a part of your soul away.

The people who donate plasma are usually crack/meth addicts looking for money to get their next fix.

It is highly embarrassing to sit in that waiting room.

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72975

>>72961
feed me pancakes

>> No.73006

>>72919
>Go to apply for job at iHop
>prerequisites: Bachelors or greater in hospitality. 3 years experience at iHop or similar establishment, Journeyman's in plumbing.

Did you know that Cracker Barrel has 16 year olds play janitor after they close? They have 16 year olds roam the entire place overnight working for minimum wage waxing the floors.

>> No.73018

>>72975

feed me money

>> No.73029

>>73006

OP here. I'd wax the floor of every board member right now for that $250.

>> No.73048

>>73029
No kidding. I would too. I gotta get to work tomorrow.

>> No.73271

>>73029
I'd pay you to wax my floor, if you know what I mean.

>> No.73310

>>73271
really dont

>> No.73325

You gotta get out there and suck those dicks