MINISTER YOU SATOSHI

[Anonymous No.7253416]

MINISTER YOU SATOSHI

[Church of Nakamoto No.7253767]

Spread the word

I may or may not be Satoshi Nakamoto, but that is irrelevant, because we each have Satoshi Nakamoto within our hearts, and so our search for salvation begins, and ends, inside.

[Anonymous No.7253805]

>>7253416
I don't understand this meme.

[Church of Nakamoto No.7253842]

>>7253805
The meme comes from one of the times someone tried to figure out who the real Satoshi Nakamoto was. The tracks led the investigators to the front door of an older Japanese gentleman in Kyoto. There was considerable media attention, including reporters camping out in front of his house,and waiting for him to come out, to shout questions at him, but the old man denied being Satoshi and refused to talk to the media or the legion of hangers-on gathering around his house. Every day he went to work, the crowd would yell "Mister Satoshi, Mister Satoshi!!!", trying to get his attention. So one day, he got really frustrated, and yelled back a jumbled engrish "Minister YOU, Satoshi!" (meaning something like "I'm not Satoshi, you fucking nerds, how about YOU'RE Mr. Satoshi!" and this was the only thing he said on the topic. Witnesses of the outburst took it as some sort of an Evangelical statement, akin to Jesus's sermon on the mount, with a touch of Tolstoy's "The Kingdom of God is Within You" thrown in. The common interpretation was that the man was saying, in effect: "I may or may not be Satoshi Nakamoto, but that is irrelevant, because we each have Satoshi Nakamoto within our hearts, and so our search for salvation begins, and ends, inside." From that point on, the phrase was repeated again and again, bolstered by the fact that the old man died that day in a tragic car accident. That's really it. When people post this meme, they are essentially saying: "Don't worry about your troubles (gainz, etc.) because the peace you seek is within you already."

[Anonymous No.7253877]

>>7253416
SATOSHI YOU MINISTER

[Anonymous No.7253882]

>>7253842
and so it was

[Anonymous No.7253917]

>>7253842
Holy fuck saving this. l don't even care if you just made it up

[Anonymous No.7254025]

>>7253805
in the times when satoshi and vitalik were bothers (long before the cryptocurrency wars), and fought side-by-side in vietnam, vitalik got a bullet in his left arm. it wasn't too serious, but later it got infected and he almost died. satoshi was the only person with his blood type, and donated him 2L of plasma, which is lethal amount to lose 50% of the time. while they were both on the brink of death and it seemed none of them was gonna make it, Vitalik suddenly yelled

MINISTER YOU, SATOSHI

noone knows what he meant and he has no recollection of the events, only known from the staff around them

5 minutes after this event, they were both in perfect health and left immiedately to found bitcoin and ethereum

[Anonymous No.7254058]

>>7253842
Sorry I can't find any news about such incident with Satoshi Nakamoto from Kyoto. I think you are lying.

[Church of Nakamoto No.7254191]

>>7254058
That is what (((they))) want you to believe. The message from our lord and saviour is out there. We just have to spread these words of salvation.