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You walk into an elevator. You have 30 seconds to give this woman an elevator pitch on why the coin(s) you hold will soar, and why they are not complete shitcoins. What do you say?

>> No.7237721

>>7237684
giv milkies

>> No.7237745

You use my coin to buy drugs and hookers without getting caught

>> No.7237758

>>7237684
I don't speak to gypsies

>> No.7237785

>>7237684
If I was a boxer I'd bounce those things like suger ray leonard

>> No.7237788

>>7237745
Well howdy there Satoshi, thanks for making this here wonder of the world for us

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>>7237745

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>>7237684
Just show her this photo

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i demand milkies instead

>> No.7237887

Exactly what Serge said to the reporter in the video posted earlier today. She looked so wet after he finished explaining whta Link is.

>> No.7237898

>>7237684
I don't reveal my power level to elevator roasties.

>> No.7238007

>>7237684

I’d grab dem titties

>> No.7238191

"i don't know what a stellar is but chad told me he owns some. stacey also mentioned it. it's the hottest thing around right now, even lady gaga is buying some."

she doesn't need to know what it is or what it does, she only needs to fear the social exclusion of not being in on it if everyone else is.

>> No.7238247

AMB, swiss start up focusing on trying to make food and medicine safer for everyone by tracking from manufacture to end user by utilizing smart tracking via in house developed sensors and blockchain technology. An undiscovered gem with strong alliances currently under NDA's.

>> No.7238333

>>7238247
all she heard was "blah blah computers blah blah coins something something autism blah blah"

look at her, she's a roastie. she doesn't respond to logic, she responds to chads and staceys, group consensus and popularity contest.

"are you going to tell me about amb too? every chick in this office is buying it, whatever it is"

>> No.7238968

>>7238191
Wouldn't it be more helpful to actually explain the function of the coin?

>> No.7239119

>>7238968
LOL

>> No.7239285

>>7237684
"Can you smell fish"