>made fake portfolio >posted it on bumble >roastie's flocking to the sweet gains Dubs decide what I say

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Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:56:04 2018 No.7227530 [Reply] [Original]

>made fake portfolio
>posted it on bumble
>roastie's flocking to the sweet gains

Dubs decide what I say

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:56:38 2018 No.7227548 File: 135 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-145400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7227530

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:57:02 2018 No.7227561 >>7227530 Grab my rocket and I'll take you to the moon, baby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:57:15 2018 No.7227570 Pretend to be an autist who's never talked to a girl before and see how many roasties try to take advantage of your inexperience. Oh wait, you don't need to pretend

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:57:27 2018 No.7227577 >>7227548 ask her "Bull or Bear?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:58:01 2018 No.7227595 File: 185 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-145750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7227577

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:58:11 2018 No.7227604 >>7227570 Or this. Lay it on thick. Do one where you act how Stacies think robots act. The actually act like a Robot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:58:13 2018 No.7227605 The fuck is bumble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:59:03 2018 No.7227640 1 BTC to suck my cock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:59:06 2018 No.7227642 >>7227605 online dating app, like Tinder

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:59:14 2018 No.7227650 File: 9 KB, 237x213, laughing_girls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They don't know that all posted Blockfolios are fake?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 14:59:35 2018 No.7227664 File: 1.00 MB, 1200x1200, sd82jnr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "How much for a fuck?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:00:31 2018 No.7227701 File: 268 KB, 559x562, 1517575465747.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7227595 we have to know the answer

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:00:34 2018 No.7227704 this is rape

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:00:44 2018 No.7227707 >>7227595 Ask her, "Want to ride in my lambo? ;)"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:00:56 2018 No.7227716 File: 123 KB, 688x1224, 1516102867673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7227595 >>7227595

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:01:07 2018 No.7227721 How much semen would you feel comfortable drinking over the course of a week?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:01:33 2018 No.7227738 You look lovely m'lady!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:01:52 2018 No.7227750 >>7227530 my cock is 3 inches

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:02:27 2018 No.7227768 Swallow my cum, you nigger-loving whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:02:32 2018 No.7227770 >>7227721 He has to reel her in like a fish first. Bait her with money, and see how much she would put up with to have said money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:02:48 2018 No.7227780 >>7227530 >"You can come over, but the first load is going down your throat" I told this to an x once who was annoying me to come over and fuck. She said it made her wet af

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:05:16 2018 No.7227864 how much will you do for 1 bitcoin?

Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:05:20 2018 No.7227865
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>>7227530

I've gotten laid 8 times already from this tactic.

>I go to parties and have a fake portfolio with a couple of mil on there.

>Flash it in front of girl i want to smash when i check my phone, it's already on.

>girl sees lots of money and get wet panties.

>starts chatting me up and is interested like no other.

>take home and bang.

>block her number

Try it, it's the chad way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:06:34 2018 No.7227902 >>7227865 >I go to parties Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:06:51 2018 No.7227909 >>7227530 >letting normies know about crypto kys >letting normies know about your power level die in a fire

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:07:13 2018 No.7227922 >>7227865 >I go to parties The fuck anon you are setting the bar too high.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:07:37 2018 No.7227938 File: 43 KB, 500x500, 15001606939012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ven

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:08:27 2018 No.7227966 >>7227865 >3 weeks later >Finds you and tells you she's pregnant Not only you're poor in reality but you're a poor future father.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:08:37 2018 No.7227973 >>7227922 Just say "I go to parties"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:09:37 2018 No.7228003 >>7227922 >>7227902 This works at any social setting. Bars, Hotels, University, Family Reunions.. Try it!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:09:39 2018 No.7228006 >>7227966 Should have wrapped your rascal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:09:58 2018 No.7228017 >>7227865 Women shouldn't sleep with a guy the first night, and women shouldn't sleep with a guy for money. This is how to weed out a quality girl from a Stacy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:10:20 2018 No.7228029 File: 127 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-151006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7227922

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:10:25 2018 No.7228036 >>7227966 >Not using a rubber, or some form of protec >Not forcing her to take a paternity test

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:11:03 2018 No.7228059 >>7227530 I hate women. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:11:05 2018 No.7228060 >>7228036 They don't use condoms in India.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:11:27 2018 No.7228070 >>7228029 topzozz

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:11:40 2018 No.7228079 >>7228029 She has a cute doggo. Be nice to her, anon, for the sake of the K9 at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:11:58 2018 No.7228089 >>7228003 >social setting ugh

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:12:10 2018 No.7228100 File: 23 KB, 489x423, 1508278116979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228003 >any social setting

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:12:35 2018 No.7228111 >>7228029 Rolling for >I wanna pee in your butthole

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:13:13 2018 No.7228126 Ok fags I wanna try it how do I make a fake blockfolio?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:13:13 2018 No.7228127 > you suckin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:13:41 2018 No.7228143 >>7228111 SO IT IS WRITTEN

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:13:51 2018 No.7228145 >>7228111 holy shit, zozz

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:14:13 2018 No.7228158 >>7228111 Trips, you have to do it OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:14:17 2018 No.7228160 my blockfolio is fake pls respond

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:14:46 2018 No.7228179 File: 135 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-151436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228100 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:14:54 2018 No.7228185 >>7227530

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:15:36 2018 No.7228210 >>7227865 YIKES

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:16:14 2018 No.7228230 >>7228079 lol thats a motherfuccin rabbit nibba

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:16:19 2018 No.7228234 File: 7 KB, 235x214, brainlet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228017 >fucking stacies isnt fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:16:20 2018 No.7228237 >>7228179 You suck at this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:16:53 2018 No.7228255 >>7227530 My wife is going to fuck a pack of niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:16:57 2018 No.7228258 >>7228111 >>7228143 >>7228145 >>7228158 Alright, I'll do this if another girl messages, or in 5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:17:08 2018 No.7228267 File: 92 KB, 1326x709, 1516100931511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7227865 You're doing God's work, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:17:24 2018 No.7228274 File: 21 KB, 500x376, 1511445460545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I let niggers routinely tongue my anus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:17:38 2018 No.7228277 >>7228111 >>7228255 DO IT, FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:17:49 2018 No.7228280 Ill wreck your ass you rancid swine. Gib me the milkies or i will snap your neck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:17:52 2018 No.7228284 >>7228255 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:18:00 2018 No.7228290 >>7228237 I'm trying to get her to reply

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:18:18 2018 No.7228295 >>7228179 "I just want a body to cum in. Is that too hard to ask? Don't I deserve this?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:18:35 2018 No.7228299 >>7228290 She's never going to respond, I'm sorry anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:18:40 2018 No.7228300 >>7228277 Holy kek, perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:18:42 2018 No.7228303 >>7228210 I don't think there's any more annoying numale phrase than "yikes"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:19:33 2018 No.7228321 >>7228295 Rereoll

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:19:37 2018 No.7228326 >>7228179 >>7228111 Op didn't deliver.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:20:06 2018 No.7228352 >>7228111 >>7228277 >>7228300 Holy shit, you're on fire dubs-bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:20:09 2018 No.7228358 I looooooooove Bitconeeeeeeect

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:20:36 2018 No.7228364 >>7228352 BULL MARKET, BABY!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:20:51 2018 No.7228370 If she's even remotely smart she'll ask about the whole -$203K thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:20:55 2018 No.7228374 >>7228303 That's just like, your opinion maaan

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:21:27 2018 No.7228397 >>7228326 I will. I'm just waiting either for her to reply or for another girl to message. On bumble, girls have to message first. I have a lot of matches that aren't messaging. I'm also gonna post the pack of niggers one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:22:10 2018 No.7228418 >>7228179 I'm sorry for acting this way, I'm not usually like this irl lol. Would you want to meet up later? :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:22:17 2018 No.7228422 File: 109 KB, 750x750, 1517439163329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228111 >>7228255 >>7228277 >>7228299 >>7228300 What did he mean by this ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:23:01 2018 No.7228456 >>7228179 Autism

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:23:11 2018 No.7228461 >>7228295 If you're gay dude you can get laid in minutes. Men are the easiest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:23:12 2018 No.7228462 File: 199 KB, 1000x847, 1515976156961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228299 Haaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:23:15 2018 No.7228464 >>7228418 Rerolling for this. We can salvage this relationship!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:23:53 2018 No.7228482 >>7227530 >Cut to the chase. You want meet up right? I'll pay for the hotel of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:24:09 2018 No.7228489 File: 501 KB, 750x1334, 8F99C2DA-FB7F-46C2-985D-ED4EDB0CD098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] R8

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:24:52 2018 No.7228520 >>7228418 One last reroll!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:24:56 2018 No.7228523 >>7228482 Reroll

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:25:54 2018 No.7228560 >>7227530 gas the kikes race war nao

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:26:06 2018 No.7228569 >>7228397 yeah can I get some dubs, a diet coke, and a >My business strategy is hiring prostitutes to diversify my portfolio, and HODL my throbbing three-point-five inch erection during bear markets. Are you interested in a job?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:27:08 2018 No.7228597 >>7228569 >69 nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:27:30 2018 No.7228614 File: 134 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-152647.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEW GIRL! Should I post "I want to pee in your butthole" or new roll?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:28:10 2018 No.7228631 >>7228614 show me them mammary glands

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:28:31 2018 No.7228640 >>7228614 Pee in butthole, you faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:28:40 2018 No.7228650 File: 507 KB, 172x172, 1499474571164.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7227865 my dude another thing learnt from 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:28:41 2018 No.7228652 You better live in a place without rape by deception laws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:28:43 2018 No.7228653 >>7228003 >Family Reunions

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:28:44 2018 No.7228655 >>7228614 empty the queue, nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:28:47 2018 No.7228658 >>7228614 >No but I would insta your gram if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:29:09 2018 No.7228670 >>7228614 pee in butthole you stupid bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:29:12 2018 No.7228676 >>7228614 what's going on with that pose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:29:13 2018 No.7228674 File: 10 KB, 293x282, 1517554724011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228614 No. Use "Bull or Bear" and wait for response. t. Chad

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:29:17 2018 No.7228679 >>7228614 please be in london

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:29:30 2018 No.7228681 >>7228614 >I do. But I'd only give it to you if you agree to a date.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:29:42 2018 No.7228686 >>7228614 instagram is for niglets

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:29:50 2018 No.7228698 >>7228655 Send this lmao.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:29:54 2018 No.7228700 >>7228614 Do it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:30:10 2018 No.7228708 File: 120 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-152933.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And now we wait...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:30:43 2018 No.7228717 Rolling for convince her to buy Moneros and send them to you so that you can "flip them"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:30:43 2018 No.7228719 >>7228614 I can give you a bitcoin if you give me a little something else, if you know what I mean. ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:30:54 2018 No.7228731 >>7228708 Blocked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:30:54 2018 No.7228733 File: 8 KB, 246x205, PFFFFT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228708

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:31:09 2018 No.7228747 File: 130 KB, 430x553, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228708 >YFW HE ACTUALLY DID IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:31:14 2018 No.7228752 >>7228686 True. But she obviously just wants to see if he actually has money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:31:57 2018 No.7228767 >>7228733 dubs here means you post that image.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:32:18 2018 No.7228776 File: 55 KB, 571x960, 1486753156900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228708 Doing God's work anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:32:38 2018 No.7228786 >>7228708 What are your thots on niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:32:48 2018 No.7228789 >>7228614 You should choose the fun ones instead of dubs or the convos are not even gonna start.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:33:28 2018 No.7228816 >>7228708 How old is Danielle ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:34:27 2018 No.7228852 >>7228708 Yeah, make them comfortable first, don’t automatically go into full autism mode until they’re invested. Essentially >>7228789

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:34:31 2018 No.7228854 >>7228816 She's 27

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:34:52 2018 No.7228863 >>7228789 Just imagine the faces on these people though.

Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:35:09 2018 No.7228876

Rolling for:

"I have lots of money..... but I musst confess my dear... I am not who i say I am... My name is Pajeet Prankaash, I am an Indian man visting the country and I musst say I am really attractted to you... Do you like my crypto currency balances??"

Has to be copied and pasted with the shit grammar and spelling and all

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:35:20 2018 No.7228882 Sorry I mean I want to peel open your butthole

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:36:05 2018 No.7228908 >>7228789 I agree. So how do you suggest we decide?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:36:06 2018 No.7228910 'yep, I'm rich. take a good look. ngl, I have a pretty small cock but will you suck it anyway? I'll buy you a cartier bracelet haha'

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:36:31 2018 No.7228922 >>7228876 >no vegena

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:36:58 2018 No.7228935 >>7228876 This

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:37:01 2018 No.7228936 >>7228908 Say to someone that you want purely platonic relationship.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:37:14 2018 No.7228945 "If I pick you up in a tesla, would you give me road head?" Gets straight to the point and proves they're roasties

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:37:34 2018 No.7228960 >>7228708 bless you anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:37:39 2018 No.7228963 >>7228922 Gotta warm her up first lad

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:38:08 2018 No.7228981 >>7228908 Pick something you like and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:38:10 2018 No.7228982 Haha I'm just kidding. I have a weird sense of humor. So, want to ride my lambo later? It's pretty sweet. ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:38:13 2018 No.7228987 those pictures arent actually of me but my portfolio is real. i am from india and my name is pajeet. i want to milk ur tids :) and ur bagin

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:38:35 2018 No.7228997 File: 161 KB, 500x370, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228936

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:39:16 2018 No.7229017 >>7228987 reroll

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:40:02 2018 No.7229044 >>7228876 This. Get them to agree to fuck you for $1,000 and prove that they're literal whores.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:40:44 2018 No.7229067 >>7229044 DUBS DECIDES IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:41:25 2018 No.7229088 File: 179 KB, 420x420, b545a39f3f7dda616d0477ebebbbeab7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228003 > any social setting

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:43:36 2018 No.7229147 >>7228708 Tell them, "I'm sorry for coming off too strongly. It's my fetish, and nobody has ever done it with me. If you let me pee in your sweet ass, I will give you several thousand dollars. What do you say? ;)"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:43:51 2018 No.7229155 >>7228100 >>7229088 Seriously any way to get in social setting that doesn't cost money? Everywhere I go they always want money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:43:55 2018 No.7229159 >>7228708 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:44:32 2018 No.7229181 >>7228708 Dude you just gonna got sue´d by a gold digging bitch for online sexual harrasment. She will never left you out the hook thinking you got that much money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:44:37 2018 No.7229183 >not using the winston churchill whore test to bang her

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:45:12 2018 No.7229198 >>7228708 >unmatched

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:45:26 2018 No.7229205 >>7229181 he can say it his fetish, or accuse her of kink shaming etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:46:43 2018 No.7229249 >>7229155 Go to the beach, or park, church, Walmart, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:47:24 2018 No.7229274 File: 161 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-154639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229147 Fuck!! I fucked up! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKMMK

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:48:19 2018 No.7229296 >>7229274 Topkek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:49:25 2018 No.7229334 >>7229274 Op goddamit the roasties will be on to us in no time now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:49:31 2018 No.7229339 File: 13 KB, 650x650, 1516755177697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229274 You don't talk to women very often, do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:49:53 2018 No.7229354 File: 21 KB, 576x432, 1503703693692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229274 You stupid retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:50:28 2018 No.7229368 >>7229274 Also propositioning women online for sex for money is actually illegal. Be warned

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:50:38 2018 No.7229375 >>7229274 Kekkity kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:50:51 2018 No.7229380 >>7229274 you sound shizophrenic. tell her you are legit sociopath, you might get laid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:51:27 2018 No.7229399 >>7229274 GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:51:42 2018 No.7229410 File: 139 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-155107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright here we go bros. 35 year old, trips decide

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:52:05 2018 No.7229423 >>7229274 ABORT ABORT try a new one

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:52:17 2018 No.7229431 >>7229410 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:52:29 2018 No.7229439 >>7229410 just wondering when you'll let me piss in that sweet mouth of yours

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:52:36 2018 No.7229443 >>7229410 >>7227530

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:52:47 2018 No.7229452 >>7229410 Sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:52:53 2018 No.7229456 File: 370 KB, 502x277, eca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is such a shitty thread. OP, you suck at this. Please do the needful and kys

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:53:12 2018 No.7229465 >>7229410 tell her she looks like mick jagger in drag. wait just tell her she looks like mick jagger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:53:35 2018 No.7229472 >>7229410 Ass to mouth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:53:52 2018 No.7229475 >>7229410 I am tired of shittalking, how about we shag tonight?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:54:00 2018 No.7229477 >>7229410 Ask her if she's mick jagger

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:54:00 2018 No.7229479 >>7229274 Weaponized autism can be a dangerous thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:54:21 2018 No.7229490 >>7229410 Hi Rachel, are you in for a Quick fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:55:05 2018 No.7229519 >>7229410 What a hottie ;) we shagging tonight?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:55:10 2018 No.7229523 >>7229410 Hi, you look very sexy in that picture. ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:55:51 2018 No.7229542 >>7229410 I want you to sit on my face until I pass out

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:55:59 2018 No.7229549 File: 52 KB, 337x275, 1356383377834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228708

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:56:00 2018 No.7229550 >>7229410 Care to share your years of experience with me bitch lasange?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:56:10 2018 No.7229556 >>7229410 pls show bobs bitc lasagna. show vegana

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:56:40 2018 No.7229578 File: 281 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-155542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright /biz/ I did like you told me and reeled her in. Now what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:56:49 2018 No.7229583 Youre so bad at this op, but thanks for the laughs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:57:01 2018 No.7229591 >>7228882 This one is criminally underrated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:57:01 2018 No.7229593 >>7229410 You and me tonight? I'll even cook you some sausages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:57:39 2018 No.7229609 File: 8 KB, 300x168, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229556 almost trips fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:57:53 2018 No.7229616 >>7229410 I want to pee straight up your asshole with the power of a f15 fighter jet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:58:02 2018 No.7229618 >>7229578 Dinner for two when we get back, show bobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:58:03 2018 No.7229617 >>7229578 So... we fucking or not? ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:58:40 2018 No.7229640 >>7229578 "Listen here cutie, I want you to shit in my mouth, could you do that for me?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:58:54 2018 No.7229652 >>7229583 You faggot there was no opportunity, these hoes aren't replying

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:59:10 2018 No.7229666 >>7229578 How about you show me your gorgeous breasts and I make you orgasm three times tonight? My tongue will do good, I promise ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:59:10 2018 No.7229667 >>7229578 Before we go out, I would like to tell you a little secret of mine. ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:59:24 2018 No.7229671 Rolling Hi there miss. I am Pravin pajeet. Visiting country to escape my wife. She was found fucking a pack of niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:59:28 2018 No.7229675 >>7229410 Gib milkies, mommy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:59:34 2018 No.7229679 >>7229666 yeahhhh boiiiii

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:59:49 2018 No.7229686 >>7229578 >going shopping with women >clothes she will see you as her boyfran or gayfran. dont do it nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:59:50 2018 No.7229688 >>7229578 >mfw no one can hit dubs Lingerie shopping and sit on my face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:59:50 2018 No.7229689 >>7229578 I'm actually Indian and I want penis in vegana, I'll give you 2 bitcoins for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 15:59:51 2018 No.7229690 Is there anything more pathetic than a 30+ year old woman chasing a 20 something man with money? Jesus, the sheer desperation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:00:19 2018 No.7229708 >>7229666 This... might actually work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:00:33 2018 No.7229712 >>7229578 do u like undertale????

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:00:38 2018 No.7229716 >>7229666 DEVILS TRIPS E V I L I S H

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:00:52 2018 No.7229719 >>7229666 satan knows whats up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:01:27 2018 No.7229736 >>7229690 Implying you wouldn't bang a hot milf >Not implying this one is hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:01:52 2018 No.7229756 >>7229410 Hey Rachel, do you fancy to makes some bitcoin? Come here in the next hour and I'll shove a bitcoin up my anus, you get it out with your tongue and it's all yours baby

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:01:57 2018 No.7229759 >>7229578 Rachel, i have te tell you One thing that is very important to me, Can you send me a nude picture? I'm rich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:02:08 2018 No.7229770 File: 2 KB, 125x82, 1517592610612s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229666

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:02:36 2018 No.7229784 OP can you please hurry up

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:02:46 2018 No.7229788 >>7229410 gib me FUK BICH

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:03:10 2018 No.7229793 File: 183 KB, 675x1200, 1513621388573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229578 >How do you feel about going shopping? anon you're a fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:03:56 2018 No.7229816 >>7229578 Want to fuck and play minecraft together?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:03:59 2018 No.7229818 >>7229666 Let's go OP don't bitch out

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:04:28 2018 No.7229840 >>7229578 "Hey, want to meet tonight? I'll buy you dinner at [some fancy restaurant in a town one or two hours away from where she is] See you there ;)"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:04:53 2018 No.7229853 >>7229793 this image hurts my soul

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:05:30 2018 No.7229878 >>7228036 >picks up condom from trash >shove your semen up her snatch to ensure her paycheck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:06:16 2018 No.7229902 File: 317 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-160559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229666

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:06:28 2018 No.7229908 >>7229578 What is she, like 60 years old?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:06:37 2018 No.7229916 >>7229853 >use gimball with index and thumb giving more precision than just thumb granted they probably don't need the increased precision they're just dumb ROASTIES HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH MY SOUL

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:06:45 2018 No.7229922 >>7229878 >not putting tabasco into the said condom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:07:05 2018 No.7229930 File: 86 KB, 651x641, 90spepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229902 HE DID IT, PLS POST RESPONSE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:07:09 2018 No.7229933 >>7229902 Oh god I'm not even sure if I should cringe or laugh at this point

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:07:10 2018 No.7229934 >>7229902 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:07:14 2018 No.7229936 >>7229902 MADMAN ABSOLUTE D M ABSOLUTE N

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:07:21 2018 No.7229942 >>7229902 show me ur best impression of a bitcoin crash

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:07:39 2018 No.7229950 >>7229902 BASED A S E D

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:07:43 2018 No.7229952 How old is Rachel. She looks 40 from the pictures

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:08:02 2018 No.7229961 >>7229902 Kek i just dont know if this is how you talk to women or not is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:08:17 2018 No.7229969 >>7229902 M A D M A N A D M A N

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:08:19 2018 No.7229970 >>7229902 Good

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:08:20 2018 No.7229971 >>7229902 This has all been a ruse. A simple lampoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:08:32 2018 No.7229979 File: 47 KB, 602x481, 3eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229902

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:08:43 2018 No.7229985 >>7229902 35 yea right

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:08:47 2018 No.7229987 >>7229952 She's definitely a bit frumpy looking but you take what you can get

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:09:18 2018 No.7230010 File: 186 KB, 702x486, 1504127770476.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229902

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:09:22 2018 No.7230013 >>7229902 can you post her full pic? she looks either 20 or 60

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:09:47 2018 No.7230026 File: 318 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-160918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229930 >>7229902 Someone get trips, hurry!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:10:00 2018 No.7230032 >>7229987 cmon with a 1.2mil profolio. You gotta do better than a frumpy looking one

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:10:04 2018 No.7230035 "Do you have an inny pusy?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:10:43 2018 No.7230059 >>7230026 HOLY FUCK SHE'S STILL IN AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A WHORE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:10:44 2018 No.7230060 >>7230026 >quite the Fucking old ladies man

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:10:49 2018 No.7230064 >>7230026 How long is your roast?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:10:56 2018 No.7230070 >>7230026 MADWOMAN AD DWOMAN WOAH OM MAN AN NANI!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:00 2018 No.7230075 File: 1.66 MB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-161042.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230013 60

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:01 2018 No.7230074 >>7230026 I'm a man of my word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:03 2018 No.7230076 Rimming is an artform. And im an artist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:04 2018 No.7230077 >>7230026 oh god mommy give me milkies oh god i need it mommy with big milkies and penis oh god please i want it i need it aaa

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:22 2018 No.7230091 >>7230026 I will make sure you will cum like a waterfall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:42 2018 No.7230106 >>7230026 i'm a man of my words, if i fail you can pick the most expensive bottle of champagne as 2nd prize

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:44 2018 No.7230109 File: 24 KB, 346x346, jags.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230026 fucking busted old hags man, unbelievable

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:47 2018 No.7230113 >>7230026 tell her to go allin on http://scam.funsite.cz/yolo.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:47 2018 No.7230115 >>7230026 At that point i'm waiting for the sex tape man

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:53 2018 No.7230116 >>7230026 That's a yes? You'll be surprised of my mad tongue skills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:57 2018 No.7230120 >>7230026 "Promises are meant to be broken"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:58 2018 No.7230119 >>7230077 TAKE THE DUBS, MAN.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:11:58 2018 No.7230122 >>7230075 She listed her age as 30? Lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:06 2018 No.7230128 >>7230026 Holy shit fuck her and we will all feel we fucked her together come on anon be our dicks

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:10 2018 No.7230131 Rolling >just one thing though...i'm hiv positive

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:13 2018 No.7230132 ill finger your ass till it bleeds

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:16 2018 No.7230134 >>7230026 >what do you think about link?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:24 2018 No.7230137 >>7230026 Can my friend Sergey Nazarov join in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:31 2018 No.7230141 >>7230035 Do you want me to tongue your butthole or not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:31 2018 No.7230142 File: 87 KB, 606x871, 1487325631783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229902 I am afraid to scroll down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:32 2018 No.7230143 wasa wasa wasa wasa wasaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:37 2018 No.7230147 >>7230026 "Not a hard promise to keep with the right woman.." [some emoji here]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:37 2018 No.7230148 >>7229902 MADMAN A D M A N

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:40 2018 No.7230151 >>7230132

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:12:50 2018 No.7230159 I feel bad for her. Maybe my inner whiteknight is waking up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:05 2018 No.7230167 >>7230026 If I ever disappoint you I will let you spank me hehe

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:12 2018 No.7230170 >>7230026 I need to warn you though, I had diarrhea today

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:13 2018 No.7230171 File: 113 KB, 1200x1200, 1516844003092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230159

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:13 2018 No.7230172 >>7230026 Rachel looks fucking old

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:13 2018 No.7230174 my lil weener will give you a screamer

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:15 2018 No.7230176 look milf suck my cock ill throw some bens at u

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:16 2018 No.7230177 File: 11 KB, 485x303, images (25).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230075 You can do better OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:16 2018 No.7230178 "That doesn't sound like a yes"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:18 2018 No.7230180 why dont you stop posting here and just go fuck her OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:33 2018 No.7230191 then after i will shove it up ur pooper

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:43 2018 No.7230194 Just make sure to choke me with your thighs while I make you gush continuously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:43 2018 No.7230195 Pozzed as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:46 2018 No.7230197 How bout you segue onna this dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:13:52 2018 No.7230202 > oh you like promises baby? How you feel about blumpkins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:26 2018 No.7230221 >>7227530 Rolling for "The market just crashed and I lost everything. I could really use some emotional support right now"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:27 2018 No.7230222 >>7230106 Rollin' for this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:27 2018 No.7230223 I am a man of my word tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:31 2018 No.7230226 >>7230174

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:32 2018 No.7230227 >>7230026 >Show blockfolio

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:38 2018 No.7230232 >>7230106 Dis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:38 2018 No.7230233 >>7230026 HOW ABOUT YOU SEGUE ON MY FACE AND THEN I SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:39 2018 No.7230230 pump n dump

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:45 2018 No.7230237 >>7230222 get

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:54 2018 No.7230242 >>7230222 TRIPSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:14:54 2018 No.7230243 >>7230077 HAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:15:03 2018 No.7230249 My mommy raised me to keep my promises. My place or yours?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:15:03 2018 No.7230251 >>7230233 Do it op

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:15:16 2018 No.7230256 Mommy gibs me milkies

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:15:17 2018 No.7230257 If I dont make you orgasm 3 times, I give you permission to piss on me

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:15:19 2018 No.7230261 >>7230075 good lord. is she british?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:15:41 2018 No.7230265 >>7230222 waste

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:16:04 2018 No.7230278 File: 290 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-161519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230222

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:16:30 2018 No.7230291 "Can my dog come too? ;P"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:16:40 2018 No.7230296 >>7230026 Back in Spain I was known as "el hombre que come el gato en los pantalones." ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:16:50 2018 No.7230303 You can sit on my face while my tongue does all the work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:17:09 2018 No.7230315 File: 4 KB, 220x229, segue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229902 HOLD THE FUCK UP Am I seriously the only one ITT that spelled it "Segway", like the fucking two wheeled upright scooter thing, this whole time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:17:35 2018 No.7230331 would you shit down my dickhole? its my fetish. i like filling my piss hole with shit then i piss it out and drink the shit piss mix

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:17:46 2018 No.7230337 >>7230278 You niggers are actually going to make OP fuck this bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:18:12 2018 No.7230349 Show bob and vagen

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:18:14 2018 No.7230352 File: 44 KB, 638x629, 1514431583620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230315 yes you're a retard sorry to break it to you

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:18:30 2018 No.7230359 >>7230026 Meet me at applebees at 5 and we'll have some fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:18:31 2018 No.7230360 I like to dissect girls Did you know I'm utterly insane?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:18:33 2018 No.7230361 File: 178 KB, 330x319, 1426481893031.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230077

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:18:38 2018 No.7230365 NOT rolling so this isn't a submission - don't fuck this one up with autistic non-sequiturs like the previous chats. even if someone gets dubs or whatever, if their submission is lame disregard it. this thread is the only thing going for me today :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:18:46 2018 No.7230368 File: 332 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-161811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuckkkkk she doesn't want this dickkk What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:18:48 2018 No.7230370 >>7230315 the scooter named "segway" is supposed to be a pun on the word spelled "segue" but pronounced "seg-way"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:19:04 2018 No.7230382 Ask if she has a daughter, maybe a threesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:19:09 2018 No.7230383 Just make sure to be dominant

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:19:52 2018 No.7230402 >>7230368 Just tell her you plan on seeing her as many times as the number of dollars you have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:19:59 2018 No.7230406 MILKY NIPS GIB MILKY MILK MILK HMMMMMM

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:01 2018 No.7230408 >>7230368 "who said you wouldn't see me again?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:01 2018 No.7230409 >>7230368 How about we settle down and make a family then? I love infants

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:12 2018 No.7230415 >>7230368 We can make it a weekly thing sexy ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:16 2018 No.7230416 weird. my mum is called Rachel and looks exactly like that.... wait...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:17 2018 No.7230417 File: 11 KB, 229x221, 1508787683220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230026 What a filthy whore Top kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:21 2018 No.7230419 >>7230368 Good set her free

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:24 2018 No.7230421 >>7230368 I promise to text you a few weeks after. What was your number again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:25 2018 No.7230425 >>7230368 offer to see her more than once you fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:41 2018 No.7230434 >>7230368 Nha She will

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:42 2018 No.7230435 >>7230368 reeeeeeeeeeee gibs milkies mommy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:42 2018 No.7230436 >>7230408 This, obvious response is obvious

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:49 2018 No.7230439 >>7230368 then lets get married i love damaged goods

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:20:58 2018 No.7230442 File: 7 KB, 480x360, jimcarrey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230368 Just post pic related in response.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:04 2018 No.7230445 >>7230368 lets not beat around the bush. 100k for anal, what do you say?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:07 2018 No.7230449 oh god mommy give me milkies oh god i need it mommy with big milkies and penis oh god please i want it i need it aaa

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:07 2018 No.7230450 >>7230368 youll see me again please just have sex with me i promise

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:12 2018 No.7230453 >>7230368 >using place instead of position How uncouth, darling. It's like she doesn't know English well enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:14 2018 No.7230456 >>7230368 she does want it anon, you gotta read between the lines bro. she just doesn't want to admit she's a whore. you gotta give her plausible deniability. tell her okay lets take things a little slower and invite her to your place

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:15 2018 No.7230457 File: 78 KB, 1400x700, jean-luc-picard-star-trek-the-next-generation-hand.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230368 >old >busted up >ugly >still refuses to fuck a millionaire This is feminism. The pussy is ATH niggas

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:17 2018 No.7230461 >>7230368 "I think you need to see this in person [arrange date at a retirement home's direction pretending it's where you live]"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:18 2018 No.7230462 >>7230406 rolling

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:18 2018 No.7230463 >>7230368 you're right, that can wait till morning

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:25 2018 No.7230466 >>7230368 >still replying >not really in a place where I'm just looking for a night of orgasms >not really >probably won't see again, insinuating a long term relationship for them sweet buttcoins

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:26 2018 No.7230467 >>7230368 Dumb bitch, I will make it clear for you. I will give you $10,000 if you let me fuck the shit out of you. Don’t try so hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:35 2018 No.7230471 Can you still show me those glorious milkies

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:21:38 2018 No.7230473 File: 97 KB, 1280x720, 1446104964040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230368 kk, bye

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:22:04 2018 No.7230486 stop stalling you fucking whore we bought know how this is going to end WITH MY COCK IN YOUR ASS AND A KNIFE IN YOUR NECK

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:22:10 2018 No.7230490 >>7230368 >oh, god, I fucked up again, didn't I? god dammit, mother is going to kill me, if I don't have her a grandchild soon. Listen, I will pay you graciously, to carry my offspring, for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:22:26 2018 No.7230497 >>7230368 How about I sweeten the deal then? 3 bitcoin for the night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:22:28 2018 No.7230500 >>7230368 then just say ok bye. guaranteed in around an hour she will message you back

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:22:28 2018 No.7230501 >>7230368 make a new thread OP we bout to 404

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:22:36 2018 No.7230505 >>7230445 reroll since that was close

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:22:37 2018 No.7230508 >>7230368 I'm gonna pond your ass 3 times a week and buy shit you want anytime, after you suck this dick for good

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:22:38 2018 No.7230509 >>7230368 Who says you won't see me again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:23:09 2018 No.7230530 >>7230368 how about an evening instead? just say so and i'll bring the limo around

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:23:14 2018 No.7230532 >>7227721 this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:23:21 2018 No.7230537 >>7230368 Fuckkkkk you dont want this dickkk? What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:23:23 2018 No.7230540 >>7230415 rolling for this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:23:35 2018 No.7230546 BEEECOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:23:36 2018 No.7230547 Cest la vie. Live a little, it'll be fun!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:23:39 2018 No.7230549 * pound reroll

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:24:15 2018 No.7230562 Rolling for: Open the door get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:24:29 2018 No.7230570 >>7230547 >the boomer loves this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:24:32 2018 No.7230572 >>7230368 ever got golf ball inside of your asshole ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:24:35 2018 No.7230575 >>7230368 Much dick wow how skill good very

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:24:36 2018 No.7230574 >>7230490 DAMN IT. Reroll

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:24:36 2018 No.7230578 Bazingacoin Are you strapped in anon? We going moon-wise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:24:37 2018 No.7230580 >>7230368 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:24:57 2018 No.7230593 >>7230368 Offer to give her multiple orgasms on multiple occasions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:25:01 2018 No.7230597 >>7230415 reroll

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:25:04 2018 No.7230599 >>7230368 "Suppose you're talking to a man with a bottomless wallet. What's it gonna take to get a night with a knockout like you? Sky's the limit ;)"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:25:07 2018 No.7230600 >>7230026 You have to get her to send a pic now mate

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:25:22 2018 No.7230608 SEND BOBS AND VAGENE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:25:25 2018 No.7230614 >>7230368 sharpie in pooper

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:25:31 2018 No.7230618 BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCT

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:26:12 2018 No.7230640 >>7230599 anon saves the day

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:26:20 2018 No.7230648 >>7230368 Well, it's your loss, guess I have no choice but to go for a second pick for tonight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:26:31 2018 No.7230656 who hurt you bby

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:26:48 2018 No.7230664 Show bob and vagene

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:26:49 2018 No.7230665 At least sit on my face and rub your ass all over it :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:26:57 2018 No.7230666 footjob pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:08 2018 No.7230673 OP new bread pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:09 2018 No.7230674 >>7230368 They'll be orgasms the next morning, too. Your boat or mine?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:10 2018 No.7230677 >>7230666 lul rip

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:11 2018 No.7230678 >>7230368 YO WRINKLY ASS IS 35 YEARS OLD AND SINGLE BITCH YOU DRYIN UP ITS NOT LIKE U GOT OPTIONS LEMME SMASH BAKA.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:12 2018 No.7230679 >>7228489 beta

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:17 2018 No.7230683 >>7230368 We both know this is a shittest and I just passed it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:18 2018 No.7230684 >>7230368 I haven't had sex in like a year. I'll pay well for multiple visits to see you

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:18 2018 No.7230686 >>7230666 >footjob pls LEL

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:30 2018 No.7230694 >>7230666 Oh god

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:35 2018 No.7230699 >>7230666 lmao, that's a wrap boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:36 2018 No.7230701 File: 352 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-162711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we still save this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:44 2018 No.7230703 File: 209 KB, 1364x1126, 1440585165155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:27:51 2018 No.7230707 File: 2 KB, 124x90, pepdab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230666 DO IT OP or mine that missed by 1.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:28:05 2018 No.7230712 >>7230666 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:28:13 2018 No.7230715 >>7230678 re-rollin

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:28:14 2018 No.7230716 >>7227664 No /pol/ just no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:28:14 2018 No.7230717 File: 1.90 MB, 450x300, 1497864657397.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230490 rolling for this cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:28:20 2018 No.7230720 File: 63 KB, 960x686, reaction-memes-59dd95d777a32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230666 yessssssssss

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:28:30 2018 No.7230724 >>7230368 Oh? who said you won't see me again? Fine, you can be my partner in life and my best woman at the wedding holding my hand and feeding me with your breasts while I fuck your much more attractive cousin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:28:44 2018 No.7230731 >>7230701 lel, you fucked it up, you desperate fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:28:53 2018 No.7230737 File: 186 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20180202-162826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look who's back

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:29:09 2018 No.7230749 >>7230368 Suppose you're talking to a man with a bottomless wallet. What's it gonna take to get a night with a knockout like you? Sky's the limit ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:29:28 2018 No.7230760 >>7230701 OP you are so god damn shit at this. Even with a million dollars you’re completely fucking it up

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:29:34 2018 No.7230762 >>7230737 >>7230666 come on op

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:29:48 2018 No.7230773 >>7230737 footjob pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:29:52 2018 No.7230775 touch my penis with your mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:30:04 2018 No.7230782 >>7230737 Let me lick your feet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:30:11 2018 No.7230787 >>7230737 Penis in vagine tonight?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:30:11 2018 No.7230788 >>7230737 >>7230737 >>7230737 MAKE A NEW THREAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:30:26 2018 No.7230798 >>7230737 BITCH LASAGNA

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:30:37 2018 No.7230801 >>7230737 We need to know Bull or Bear, it will determine our future anon!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:30:42 2018 No.7230803 >Gib big secks pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:31:09 2018 No.7230814 >>7230737 sees you on bumble leans in closer whispers in ear can i cum in ur mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:31:27 2018 No.7230826 >>7230737 Me, you, and that dog in your profile pic, tonight...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:31:42 2018 No.7230831 >>7230368 Imagine getting turned down by a horse-faced slag who thinks you are a millionaire. I hope you used a fake pic as well, but you are going to have to face you have either negative game or a hideous aesthetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:31:49 2018 No.7230836 >>7230737 show bobs and vagene

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:32:14 2018 No.7230853 >>7230737 Do you want to see my collection of very expensive watches ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:32:42 2018 No.7230866 >>7230737 Can you shit in my mouth mommy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:32:43 2018 No.7230868 >>7230737 NEW THREAD OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:32:46 2018 No.7230871 >>7230737 >listen i'll be straight with you: we can chit chat on our phones and pretend you don't care about my net worth, or you can get your sexy little ass over here and you can fuck a millionaire today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:33:01 2018 No.7230874 >>7229274 makes it funnier knowing that you're an actual retard.

Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:33:04 2018 No.7230878

>>7230737
Fast food feels fuzzy
Cause it's made from stuff that's scuzzy
I used to feel like such a nerd
I refused to eat that strange bean curd
I wouldn't eat it -ow- but it ate you

Aw-wee-oo
Killer Tofu
Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo
Killer Tofu

I eat my sugared cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial
Ee-awee-oo EE-awee
If you're feeling kind of cruddy
Just stick by your buddy
And don't eat too much fried food -ow-
Aw-wee-oo
Killer Tofu
Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo
Killer Tofu

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:33:10 2018 No.7230883 NEW THREAD >>7230855 >>7230855

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:33:14 2018 No.7230886 >>7230737 Show bob and vagene

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:33:20 2018 No.7230893 >>7230737 link her this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:33:29 2018 No.7230902 >>7230831 >you are going to have to face you have either negative game no shit, almost everything he is saying comes from /biz/ trolls

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:33:43 2018 No.7230915 "Can I drink your bath water?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:34:31 2018 No.7230956 >>7229556 >>7230349 >>7230608 >>7230664 >>7230836 Autistic high school humor, go back to pretending to be Ugandan on VRChat

Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:34:40 2018 No.7230962
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holy shit... this thread just goes to show that no matter how much money you have if you are a gigantic beta faggot it simply doesnt matter. You couldnt even get a washed up 40 year old roastie to sleep with you. Holy shit kill yourself hahahahh.

Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:34:43 2018 No.7230963

Send this to the old lady
>*nervously wipes my sweaty hands on my pants* I-I'd really like it if you would let me orgasm you multiple t-times *adjusts fedora and wipes sweaty armpits* S-so if I could proposition you, m'lady, can you ride my roller coaster? *thinks to self 'i really hope she likes me for me and isn't just some money grabbing whore'*

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:34:52 2018 No.7230966 Do you mind if I wear a diaper while I suck on your nipple?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:36:09 2018 No.7231003 >>7230902 It seemed to coherent to just be rollson 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:36:41 2018 No.7231021 >>7230966 kek. This one's a winner OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:36:58 2018 No.7231033 >>7230966 dubs detected

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:37:17 2018 No.7231043 1 mil isn't enough you fucking faggot, we need someone to set up a 15mm portfolio or more that way the girls are thirstier

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:37:22 2018 No.7231044 File: 1.58 MB, 360x202, 1517519143934.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230026 >tfw Rachel is actually OPs mom

Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:38:57 2018 No.7231099

"I'm going to be frank. I'm really into adult baby diaper roleplaying, and I'm essentially looking for someone who will change my diapers and blow raspberries on my tummy. I know this is unconventional, but I think it's better for a gentleman to be honest to his lady, and I assure you I am very much the gentleman- and I take VERY good care of a lady ;)

Anyway, now you know what I'm looking for and the cards are on the table. I'll understand if you're put off, but consider wisely as I can make your life quite comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:39:41 2018 No.7231121 >>7231043 That way they'll know you're fucking with them, retard 15 mil is enough to make them wonder why someone would waste their time on them, subconsciously at least

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:40:10 2018 No.7231140 File: 60 KB, 500x478, 025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7231099 CONSIDER TAKING DUBS OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:41:25 2018 No.7231178 >>7230701 oh no. That is terrible

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:42:09 2018 No.7231199 File: 260 KB, 500x434, 1500949325813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7231099 Reroll

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:42:45 2018 No.7231220 >>7230966 >>7231099 OP pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:43:38 2018 No.7231257 >>7231099 fucking THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:43:46 2018 No.7231263 >>7231199 >>7231099 dub dubs > trips

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:43:47 2018 No.7231265 >>7231199 Dubception

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:44:31 2018 No.7231291 >>7231099 OP TAKE DUB DUBS

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:46:45 2018 No.7231361 >>7227865 she doesnt put 2 and 2 together when she sees your weeb lair in your parents basement?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:46:51 2018 No.7231367 Please dont make this thread die OP :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 2 16:50:34 2018 No.7231515 >>7231099 Come on OP, take the dub-dubs.

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