Sup faggots

[Anonymous No.7225315]

Chad here - just have to say, great run boys, dumped my bags on all of you today and just finished my usual 100 pushup warmup before going out to hunt down Stacys to fuck.

Did you faggots seriously think you would amount to anything by being a beta loser? This was your last chance boys but you missed it, good luck in the future, try not to kill yourself.

Enjoy those bags.

Peace out

Chad

[Anonymous No.7225405]

Sup manlet

[Anonymous No.7225416]

>>7225315
>he thinks that's chad

[Anonymous No.7225420]

>>7225315
chads are over 5 ft

[Anonymous No.7225457]

>>7225315
>Wearing a workout shirt from TJ Max to pickup Stacies.

You must live in Ohio

[Anonymous No.7225472]

>>7225315
you look like shit

[Anonymous No.7225498]

>>7225315
beta here, i just bought 100k

[Anonymous No.7225554]

>>7225315
I mean, I know the pic isn't OP... but OP, that guy is so obviously homosexual, it really ruins the meme. I lived in NYC most of my life, met plenty of gay dudes and I can spot them from a mile away. That guy without question loves a good deep dicking.

[Anonymous No.7225558]

>>7225405
literally the first thing I thought

[Anonymous No.7225559]

>>7225405
>>7225416
>>7225420
>>7225457
>>7225472
>>7225498

Look at all this beta fucking cope.

Just accept it: YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT.

Heh, maybe Stacy will let you have a ride after I'm done busting her puss up.

Enjoy your meme money boys.

[Anonymous No.7225588]

>>7225559
You like like a posh fag boy
How long did you spend doing your makeup today, Billy?

[Anonymous No.7225595]

>>7225559
Jesus Christ, you look fucking horrendous, I'm not even kidding.

[Anonymous No.7225669]

>>7225315
>>7225559
>buy high sell low
good job anon don't forget to buy again when it's at 20k

[Anonymous No.7225687]

>>7225595
>>7225588
stop replying to this larp you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.7225692]

>>7225595

COPE
O
P
E

Don't worry son, here is a picture of me that you can frame and put on your bedside table so your girlfriend has someone good to look at while you fail at satisfying her with your tiny dicklet.

[Anonymous No.7225728]

>>7225315
fuck off victor

[Anonymous No.7225741]

>>7225559
how much for an hour with the pretty mouth fuckboi?

[Anonymous No.7225769]

>>7225315
lol bitch you don't even lift. Small traps means you can't pick up shit, hence why you dumped those bags you fuckn pussy. Stay small

[Anonymous No.7225784]

>>7225315
>today
you waited until the whole market was down 30%? wow good job there chad

[Anonymous No.7225806]

not with that face boyo

[Anonymous No.7225817]

>>7225692

[Anonymous No.7225820]

>>7225692
good bone mass
weird looking face

[Anonymous No.7225864]

>>7225692
What is it about him that looks so strange? It's like a comical CGI character.

[Anonymous No.7225866]

Holy fuck, what is this shovel face. I probably deadlift more than him.
Also, OP: 100 pushups are not that hard. You can easily learn doing this in 30 days.
Weak larp

[Anonymous No.7225901]

>>7225769

Fuck sake how many times do I have to explain to you that being an alpha is a state of being, which you will literally never be.

You beta faggots were all clinging onto this one chance to make it and you missed the boat. Chin up, McDonalds is always hiring.

[Anonymous No.7225948]

>>7225901
Is pic related really you? Who is this guy?

[Anonymous No.7226015]

>>7225864
>>7225820
>>7225817
>>7225806
>>7225784

Look at me guys, I'm a beta bagholding perma-virgin /biz/ faggot.

>muh lambo
>muh moon

Fuck sake I jogged past the lambo dealership the other day on my usual 15 mile morning cardio routine and the guy literally ran out after me begging me to take one of their showroom cars and drive it around for free marketing.

Scrimp and save bagholders.

[Anonymous No.7226055]

this dude on the pics triggers me so much
i want to allahu akbar him

[Anonymous No.7226138]

>>7226055
if i see this guy in germany i will knife him down

[Anonymous No.7226191]

>>7225315
>>7225559
>>7225692
>>7225901
>>7226015

What a shitty larp... Couldn't you have choosen someone that looks a little less like a Neanderthal that only works on arms?

[Anonymous No.7226218]

>>7225559
Your flat looks like shit bimbo. No russian Natasha will sleep with you

[Anonymous No.7226226]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

[Anonymous No.7226244]

>>7226015
and then your mother woke you up

[Anonymous No.7226313]

>>7226138

Name a town, street and a time du Fickfehler

[Anonymous No.7226324]

>muh 5'6" height and not a virgin
>these lanklet NEETs keep getting older getting closer to wizardom everyday

You poorfags have fun with your mayo dip for your fries and chicken tendies while I go bang your sister in my Mercedes.

[Anonymous No.7226350]

>>7225864
He has a negroid skull.

[Anonymous No.7226376]

>>7225405
better to be 5'9 good looking and a good talker then be 6'3 bald neet with autism

[Anonymous No.7226383]

>>7226055
>>7226138
I laughed way too fucking much at these posts

[Anonymous No.7226400]

>>7226313
nice eyeshadow man

also enjoying the larp OP keep it up

[Anonymous No.7226438]

How do you even go bald at that age

[Anonymous No.7226444]

>>7226313
this nigga looks like a trans megamind KEK

[Anonymous No.7226453]

>>7226376
too bad the guy in the pic is ugly

[Anonymous No.7226464]

>>7225559
YOOOOO JOHNNY BRAVO WHATS UP DUDE

JUST BOUGHT 100K THANKS BRO

[Anonymous No.7226467]

>>7225559
holy fuck that baby face, im crying

[Anonymous No.7226480]

>>7225315
>>7225559
>>7225692
>>7225901

Imagine how out of touch OP must be to consider that a chad, even for the purpose of roleplay.
>receding hairline
>baby wrists
>absolute manlet
>tries to look manly by doing a pouty face

Jesus Christ, this is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.7226503]

>>7225559
You look like someone deflated your face and used the air to inflate your left bicep, also nice fap gains.

[None !JEoA0W3Ods No.7226522]

>>7225315
AS someone who is obsessed with facial aesthetics, you aren’t good looking. The main problem here is your forehead. Very feminine looking.

[Anonymous No.7226531]

>>7225315

Nigger, you're not a chad. Your some kind of mix of spic/chink. AKA mudshit.

[Anonymous No.7226544]

>>7226438

You mean my mature hairline?

One word: TESTOSTERONE

It also attracts pussy, you should try it some time soyboy.

[Anonymous No.7226624]

>>7226544
Your forehead is unfortunate. Also is that your bitch? Bimbo needs to learn how to do her makeup properly lmao she looks fucking REKT.

Nice body and jaw but God damn you look like a faggot with your duck face. If those are the kind of girls you get you may as well kill yourself

[Anonymous No.7226633]

>>7226544
Manlet

[Anonymous No.7226656]

>>7226544
you aren't a badass
just felt like somebody had to inform you

[Anonymous No.7226699]

>>7226544
Oh fuck, turbo-manlet confirmed.

[Anonymous No.7226709]

>>7226544

In Greece, we have a word for people without facial hair, it's "women".

[Anonymous No.7226714]

>>7226544
That girl ugly man, i never put a foot in the Gym, drink smoke, and i still get better girls

[Anonymous No.7226718]

>>7226544
You look fucking 14 next to anyone else
Might do you some good to become a neet

[Anonymous No.7226743]

>>7226544
Don't forget the calf implant when doing your hair transplant

[Anonymous No.7226749]

>>7226544
junge du drückst höchstens 2 plate mit deiner hühnerbrust
und von deinen squats wollen wir garnicht erst anfangen
komm mal klar

[Anonymous No.7226753]

>>7226544
Damn I wish that where me.

[Anonymous No.7226783]

Alright listen up faggots
If this man can get laid, Incels can get laid
So get the fuck out of your homes and start pumping iron
And stop boosting this manlets ego

[Anonymous No.7226787]

>>7225901
LOL ok buddy. Already multi-Millionaire, 700lb deadlift @200lb 6'1", music producer, programmer (building LINK adapters as we speak), photographer, spinning plates, physically and spiritually enlightened (thx to meditation, esoteric studies, lsd, dmt, psilocybin). 100k chainlink. Fuck being alpha, sigma checking in. But yah- I for sure missed the boat. I might as well KMS right, lads?

[Anonymous No.7226842]

>>7226624

This is what betas can't comprehend - I am not owned by one woman, I have a harem.

Your dream is my reality faggot.

[Anonymous No.7226910]

>>7226787
if this isnt larp i'm happy for you bro. sounds like a gr9 life. Inspiring to a recovering beta male

[Anonymous No.7226926]

DUDE JUST STOP

MY FUCKING SIDES

[Anonymous No.7226993]

>>7226842
haahah overly friendzoned maybe, ansonsten geht da gar nix bei dir außer sms miteinander schreiben

[Anonymous No.7227014]

>>7226544
Both of those girls are fucking ugly half goblins there "Chad"

[Anonymous No.7227026]

>>7226842
You are a beta
You literally fucking go out on dates with them
I just ask them to come over, fuck them and then make them leave I'm theyre done

[Anonymous No.7227029]

>>7226842
>op

[Anonymous No.7227046]

>>7226699
Turbo-manlet is my new favorite word

[Anonymous No.7227134]

>>7227026

>dates

More like boardroom meetings where I am the chairman and the girls are execs voting on who is next to ride my dick.

This is the life I live, I know it seems farfetched to you all.

>>7226993

>friendzone
du dummkopf

[Anonymous No.7227157]

>>7226226

How times have changed.
John used to be what Chad is to us now. But when you really look at him...

>no muscle mass
>negative canthal tilt
>weak jaw
>arched eyebrows
>long midface

It's amazing how quickly the old ideals have been left behind.

[Anonymous No.7227176]

>>7226910
Obviously my post contradicts the spirituality/ego aspect I am touting, but I am only posting it here to make OP btfo. Not that anyone cares, but I struggled for 6 years after graduating college trying to find my place and find a way to pursue my passions sans wagecucking... busting my ass in the shadows while no one gave a shit about me- all my old friends fell by the way side bc normans gonna norman. The anon that always talks about the power of positive thought and visualizing $1000 eoy LINK is on point- you create/hallucinate your own reality. Figure out how that works and make this life your bitch. I want everyone to be financially wealthy so they may have the freedom to realize their spiritual power and reach enlightenment. Though once you do, remember:
>Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. >After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.

[Anonymous No.7227192]

>>7225315
kys

[Anonymous No.7227221]

>>7227134
Now there's a pic that screams "friend zone".

[Anonymous No.7227241]

>>7227176

Don't worry bro, I could sense you were a fellow chad.

You're right, its all about that mental attitude, you are born with it switched "on" and you are set for life, these betas will never understand.

Hit me up if you are ever in Germany, we'll go Stacy slaying.

[Anonymous No.7227247]

>>7226842
>Paying for 3 women on a date
>Doesnt think that's the textbook definition of beta

Sorry to tell ya bud but that's fucking pathetic. I wouldn't spend a dime on those hoes, they'd come to my house, get used, and leave. None of that beta ass trying to flaunt in public that women like me so that I get adoration from random people that mean nothing to me. That's childish and for losers.

[Anonymous No.7227283]

>>7226783
I'd be willing to hire some of these lanklet NEETs so they can get a shot at being useful in society and improving themselves to the point they can get laid. Whining for years on a chinese cartoon imageboard is easier for them, they are to afraid of rejection and failure so they pick the easier option.

Years of time invested on a corner of the internet only gave them enough power to type out manlet and never gave them the power to attract women.

[Anonymous No.7227308]

>>7225559
You look like ivan

[Anonymous No.7227310]

>>7226313
Is this guy 12 or something?

[Anonymous No.7227320]

>>7226787
>multimillionaire
this is what people with no more than $2,000,000.01 call themselves

[Anonymous No.7227363]

>>7226544
it's funny because this guy is probably nice as fuck

[Anonymous No.7227366]

>>7227134
Good larp kid
You cant even get them to kiss you on the cheek

[Anonymous No.7227459]

>>7227320
Anon...my sides. ETH already took me to the moon. LINK will take me to at least 1 billion. Despite all the negativity here, I really can't thank this board enough.

[Anonymous No.7227493]

Is OP really chad? This is a well orchestrated roleplay

[Anonymous No.7227527]

>>7225559
you're 5'3 get the fuck ouf here gnome

[Anonymous No.7227592]

>>7227459
1,000,000,000 * 0 = 0

[Anonymous No.7227620]

>>7227241
I think this is Lithuania Vilnius but i am not sure

[Anonymous No.7227653]

Ok you betas keep mentioning height.

Let me settle this once and for all.

The dapper Stacy slayer next to me is 6ft.

[Anonymous No.7227660]

Nice. Honest respect for OP. Keep it up.

t. 34yo Schwabe

[Anonymous No.7227681]

>>7226313
Oh man that receding hairline... i wouldve said no worries if you had a decent face but with such a deformed face and balding there’s no hope

[Anonymous No.7227710]

>>7227653
You both look like bozo's

[Anonymous No.7227729]

>>7227620
Yep got him. Will post his facebook shortly

[Anonymous No.7227748]

>>7226015
lol this one got me. Stay Chad, Chad

[Anonymous No.7227764]

>>7225692
DIFFERENT FUCKING EARLOBES YOU LARPER

[Anonymous No.7227808]

With that chest you might want to do a bit more of them pushups

[NotANigger No.7227820]

nice bod you gnome ... why the fuck take a piss on biz? i work out myself - your faggot looks are nothing special ... keep at it for 3-5 depending on training and supplements a faggot gnome like yourself must surely be chugging and you're there

though luck though that you're a gnome

[Anonymous No.7227831]

>>7227653
how does it feel to be a manlet I always wondered what it would be like to gain 1lb but look like you gained 100lb

[Anonymous No.7227871]

>>7227134
>tfw
>the gay guy in the group of girls
>came to accept it over the years because too afraid to come out (as straight)
>go into an online Mongolian throat singing exchange where you have anonymity to act """alpha""""
Hey bro heres a tip since I feel bad. Stop trying so hard and be true to yourself.

[Anonymous No.7227874]

>>7225315
unless you post pictures fucking them you are just the gay friend for what i see

[Anonymous No.7227880]

>>7227729

Don't you dare you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.7227928]

>>7227729
Post em breh

[Anonymous No.7227929]

>>7227653
You look like a pair of jockeys

[Anonymous No.7227957]

>>7227880
Radisson Blu Hotel Lietuva. Let's dox this "chadlet"

[Anonymous No.7227958]

>>7227880
post selfie + timestap faggot

[Anonymous No.7227968]

>>7227620
Yep

Facebook dot com slash povilas.zalatoris

[Different anon No.7227982]

>>7227880
You asked for it by making this shitty jerkoff thread.

[Anonymous No.7227998]

>>7227831
Takes around 1 year to get visual results smoothy while it takes 2-3 years for some lanklets to get mirin results.

[Anonymous No.7228009]

>>7227968
Inb4 thread gone

[Anonymous No.7228026]

>>7225315
As far as I can tell you are maxi gay...

That haircut bro... I know it was trendy in 2017 (that and "the beckham") but come on have some self-respect

[Anonymous No.7228033]

>>7227729
>Lithuania Vilnius
/win
Lets see how much of a chad he is after

[Anonymous No.7228044]

>>7225315
>blocks your path

[Anonymous No.7228053]

>>7227968
what a douche
@povilas_za

[Anonymous No.7228069]

>>7228033
He is pretty chad desu . Lots of likes on fb lots of friends. Probably has like 100 female sloot friends.

[Anonymous No.7228077]

>>7225315
>>7225405
>>7225558
Ditto
Hey OP - how does it feel not to fill a doorframe
with your presence?
t. 6'6 230lb GOD

[Anonymous No.7228090]

>>7228033
guy is a narcissist for sure. stupid fuccboi

[Timthegodfucker No.7228114]

you look like you need some cock

[NotANigger No.7228173]

not even worth doxing ... Lithuania is a piss poor country and this scrub works in Marketing and Advertising lol ...

https://tradingeconomics.com/lithuania/wages

[Anonymous No.7228212]

This guy slaps your gfs ass at the club

What do you do

[Anonymous No.7228233]

https://www.google.de/search?q=Povil%C4%85+Zalator%C4%AF&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjBx5OLhojZAhXEmLQKHS0EDC0Q_AUICygC&biw=1430&bih=880

[Anonymous No.7228261]

>>7228212
Swing at him hard and break little jaw. Literally has the most punchable face I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.7228272]

>>7228212
Convince your gf he raped and used her
Then put him behind bars for the fun of it
Anyway if he's in Lithuania, nothing to brag
EU women are generally easy as there's nothing to do in those shitholes

[Anonymous No.7228279]

So did OP just use this guy's pictures or is it really him?
OP randomly started talking German

[Anonymous No.7228330]

>ywn post a half naked shredded selfie on insta and get a bunch of likes and bunch of comments of sloots drooling over you

Why live

[Anonymous No.7228351]

kek

[Anonymous No.7228383]

>>7228330
He had to write all of those hashtags himself. How droll.

[Anonymous No.7228425]

>>7228351
Anavar - this little shit has horrible genes. god blonde people are fuckin ugly

[NotANigger No.7228433]

>>7228279

not him ... he used a word only lowlife german
native-speakers would through around


>>7226313

[Anonymous No.7228549]

>>7227880
Povilai, gal tu nebegasdink zmoniu su tokia pyderastiska savo roza. Negadink kitiem dienos. Atrodai kaip pydaras, jau tau ne vienas tai pasake, esi sudo gabalas, jei tau reikia pripazinimo, vadinasi tavo chado vaidmuo yra fake. Is tavo postinimo matosi, kad turi daug nepasitikejimo savim kompleksu, kuriuos bandai glaistyti eidamas i gym'a. Kys

[Anonymous No.7228605]

>>7228351
PECTUS EXCAVATUM
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.7228662]

D d d dick h h h head.

[Anonymous No.7228694]

>>7228433
Yeah, I noticed. That's the saddest kind of larp I can think of.
>Real OP probably looks like this

[Anonymous No.7228727]

>>7228662
Kek

[Anonymous No.7228729]

>>7228549

Hey pyderastas, tu tiesiog pavydi, nes nesugebi susirasti panos, praradai visus savo bitcoin'us ir dirbi hesburger'je

Nx dolbajobas

[Anonymous No.7228743]

your larp could be better OP, stay virgin

[Anonymous No.7228873]

>>7228729
Ta fyfa tavo nuotraukoj, tavo pana? Cia auksciausiai kiek uzkilai naturalios atrankos laiptais??...
Jei stebi sita thread'a - savaime aisku, kad skundiesi demesio stoka. Rekomenduoju nueiti pas psichologa, padetu. Maziau teliko ziurek ir ta savo supista instagrama issitrink, gal gyvenimo grozi bent pirma kart gyvenime atrasi.

[Anonymous No.7228990]

>>7228873

Gerai, gerai suka - eik tu sau

You wish you could get that fyfa ass

[Anonymous No.7229048]

нищeбpoды пpибaлты yжe здecь нapиcoвaлиcь

[Anonymous No.7229093]

>>7228990
Well done OP, you have obviously made yourself over the years. Why brag about it on an anonymous online board though?
What kind of Chad spends half an hour ranting on the internet for nothing?

[Anonymous No.7229150]

>>7226544
HAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH hoky shit my man

[Anonymous No.7229190]

>>7228990
Durneli, tu, durneli... Uzuojauta tau. Kai eisi miegot sianakt, pergalvok apie savo gyvenimo sprendimus, ypac ta momenta, kodel nusprendei deti savo nuotraukas cia. Issidurninai ir tiek, dar Lietuvos varda aptersei be reikalo, gi atkase tave, is kur tu ir kas tu. Biz never forgets and never forgives. Kai suaugsi, suprasi, o kolkas tikrai nenustosi su savo ginyba, kad ir kiek besistengtum, kol nesuaugsi protiskai, kacialinkis iki valias, bet chadu nebusi

[Anonymous No.7229582]

are you guys just entertaining yourself by pretending to not know its a larp?
Like in the way irl larp fags pretend to not know that they are just neckbeards with carboard swords?

[Anonymous No.7230328]

>>7229582
of course faggot

[Anonymous No.7230423]

>>7228729
nice morph you beta nerdic cuck

[Anonymous No.7230430]

>>7226313
Lost hard. Jesus where did you find these pics

[Anonymous No.7230605]

Someone is just trolling using this guys pics.

But we should actually make him into a meme like put his face on all the chad pics

[Anonymous No.7230609]

>>7225315
>5'6

[Anonymous No.7230662]

>>7225315
hey chad I need a cute lil manlet bro
>6‘6 and lifting privileges

[Anonymous No.7230905]

>>7230662
93 kg
still natty

You haven‘t even tasted the chad life yet ;)

[Anonymous No.7230989]

>>7230905
I'mma feed my family nigga, ain't no way around it (family)

If you can‘t/don’t feed your family you are
a) not makin it
b) not a chad
c) selfish

[Anonymous No.7231068]

>>7225559
>beta manlet who spent a year doing ez curls at the front of the gym and eating mcdonalds
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.7231262]

>>7230989
if you think the chad life is about you or thots, you couldn‘t be further from the truth
- the chad life is about building your own society of people you love, which means feeding them, keeping em alive and therefore profiting from their support.
always give more than you take

t. chad

[Anonymous No.7232390]

>>7229093
Shit, now I fell kinda sad for him.

[Anonymous No.7232617]

>>7225315
top kek
manlet
feminine face
posts on basket weaving forum
no stacies

you might pass for a decent trap, you "chad" kekeke

[Anonymous No.7232817]

>>7225315
Thank you, this thread gave me good genuine laugh.

[Anonymous No.7232926]

>>7225315
Genuine Chad reporting in to let you know this is not a real Chad. Zero fucking confidence, trying hard to fit in here. He can get Stacy's but he'll always be a Chad wannabe.

Also he should REALLY remove that DISGUSTING mole from his neck. Jesus, almost made me vomit.

[Anonymous No.7233011]

DONT MAKE FUN OF US

[Anonymous No.7233733]

>>7225559
>chad

[Anonymous No.7233835]

>>7230989
COOKIE

[Anonymous No.7233864]

>>7225457
this is a jersey bro if I've ever seen one

[Anonymous No.7234536]

>>7228990
cmon doxx this manlet fag already

[Anonymous No.7235493]

>>7227968
KEK