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The Higgs field is collapsing somewhere in the universe right now. It will wash over us at the speed of light, obliterating reality itself. Your coins are meaningless in the face of gods.

>> No.7211090

Thats ok. It could have happened somewhere so far away that the space between us and it is expanding faster than c. Therefore it will never reach us. And if it happens close by you would never know it. One moment you exist ; the next you don't.

>> No.7211135

>higgs boson
>real
even magic internet money is more real

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7211201

The probability that it collapsed somewhere where not even the speed of light can reach us is faaar higher than the other way around.
So odds for our continued existence are still good.

>> No.7211392

>>7211135
Brainlet.

>> No.7211412

>>7211037
>wash over me space waves

>> No.7211524

>>7211135
Oh it’s real. I’ve got one, you see. I keep it in my humidor. Irritable little fucker, and I don’t have to put moisture packs in it anymore because it keeps condensing tachyons, keeping my stogies a perfect 68%.