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The year is 2020
>You wake up to the feel of your alarm clock
>It's a 10/10 red head female giving you a blow job at 8AM just as ordered
>You push her aside and stumble out of bed
>You see 20 bare asses in 2 rows of 10 lined up
>With your already hard penis you stroll in between the two rows deciding which one you're going to bless
>You're feeling like asian this morning, you mount a 10/10 asian and begin to pump your seed
>Now that you got your morning load out of the way you decide it's time to get on with your day
>You walk down the golden staircase cressing the lavender hand rail
>At the bottom you're greeted by your butler who tells you whats on the agenda for today
>You ignore him and walk over to the table where you find a just made grilled banana pear pancake
>You eat half of it and give the rest to your dog and turn on the tv
>The news reports that the counsel of 51 has deemed the colonization of mars a success
>You knew it was going to work out all along.
>You think back to the greatest economic collapse in history that destroyed every nation
>The world had to adopt a new system
>There's now 51 people in charge that are voted in directly by the people
>The 51 are the most powerful people in the world
>One of the most famous of them, Uncle Chang
>The biz_classic delegate
>Uncle Chang has become known as a man of the people after giving so much back to the community
>His Ark faucet is the main means of income for many
>His free transactions saved billions for everyone
>He even constructed a moon paradise for all his voters from the time before the crash
>You think how lucky you are, if you didn't buy that 20 Ark back in 2018, you'd be nothing

>> No.7190585

Anybody have the pic of the pink wojak on the Ark hanging himself?

>> No.7190629

>>7190493
Beautiful.

>> No.7190647

>the council of 51
Fucking lost
Feels good to be an ARK holder through thick and thin

>> No.7190699

Keep hodling, the time comes when the ARK departs and you set sail for the promised land

>> No.7190711
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7190711

I tried to warn them, father

>> No.7190737

>>7190493
the year is 2020
you wasted all of your money on the stuttering pothead's scam known as ARK
your lips form a tight seal around the shotgun barrel as you pull the trigger

fade to black

>> No.7190794

anyone not owning at least 1k ark is completely retarded
probably the most undervalued project in the top 100

>> No.7190800

>>7190737
lmao

>> No.7190903

>>7190493
>you wake up for a brief moment, in a running car in your garage, and remember how badly you fucked up. you slowly close your eyes one last time

>> No.7190923

Have any of you guys actually read the whitepaper?

>> No.7191050
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7191050

Vitalik himself claimed that ARK is the best ERC20 token.

>> No.7191133
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7191133

>>7191050
>ARK
>ERC20 token
u wot m8

>> No.7191175
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7191175

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>> No.7191366

>>7190493
that's the stagnator's choice right there