/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7188516]

>Be me, 24 year old high school drop out
>Still live with parents
>Constant disappointment to them
>Spend all day browsing /pol/ and /biz/
>Watching bitcoin skyrocket in value every day
>Talk to my dad about it (he makes $250k/year)
>Convince him to loan me 60k
>Stalk bitcoin values every day, waiting for the dip
>It finally starts to dip from $19,000 to $17,000 and finally to $15,000
>This is it, this is my chance
>Buy 4 BTC at $15,000
>Wait for it to go up
>It just crashes every day
>Every fucking day it goes down
>down $100 one day, $500 the next
>Finally today I can't take it anymore
>Panic sell at $8600
>lose $26,400 of my dad's money in less than one month.

While I'm typing this I have a loaded Mossberg model 500 shotgun sitting next to me. Once I submit I'm bringing it to my mouth and pulling the trigger.

Goodbye, /biz/

[Anonymous No.7188552]

>>7188516

Sure

[Anonymous No.7188554]

>>7188516
Livestream it

[Anonymous No.7188565]

bye faggot

[Anonymous No.7188568]

>>7188516
do it for him

[Anonymous No.7188571]

>>7188516
I need to see a live stream you stupid nigger

[Aaron Reil No.7188578]

thanks for reminding me I'm not that bad off. invested 5k a month or two ago and I'm at 6k now but I should've sold when I had 11k in coins. oh well.

[Anonymous No.7188590]

>>7188516
>yfw he's more upset at his failure of a son than the money
>hfw he has to clean up your blood and take you to the hospital after you fuck this up too

[Anonymous No.7188595]

Lol

>killing yourself for losing 26k

Ask for more money and buy a house to flip

[Anonymous No.7188605]

>>7188516
https://ethpyramid.com/coins.html

throw in 25 eth when it launches and sell at the end of the day and make your 26k back

[Anonymous No.7188619]

>>7188568
fuck off, you tasteless, drug addicted /mu/ teen faggot

[Anonymous No.7188638]

>>7188516
you dumbshit

sell into USDT and wait until sub $6000 and buy back in

u will make it back

[Anonymous No.7188651]

>>7188516
Over time it'll go back up just hodl

[Anonymous No.7188662]

lel. you still have more than 50%... just buy some VEN and wait until EOY.

Lambo safe

[Anonymous No.7188688]

>>7188516
you deserve it. What kind of a piece of shit son, who knows nothing about trading, goes and begs for 60k. You could've gone back to school, and try to get a degree before your 30's but you did this.

I hope your life was a painful experience.

[Anonymous No.7188691]

>>7188516
Use all that cash to buy back into ltc and hold thru 2019. You’ll be a millionaire by the end man and you can give your parents and friends a reason to be proud of you. Selling right now is literally the dumbest and gayest thang you could have possibly done. Instead of blowing your brains out just rebuy and be PATIENT. You don’t realize the gains in crypto without weathering the dips.

[Anonymous No.7188772]

>>7188516
Those of who got out with gains... let's have a moment of silence for the sacrificial lambs that had to get justed and die for our gains.

[Anonymous No.7188809]

are ya winning son

[Anonymous No.7188867]

>>7188516
DON'T FORGET TO GIVE YOUR DAD BACK HIS $8600 BEFORE YOU SHOOT YOURSLEF

[Anonymous No.7188887]

>>7188516
LOSER
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[Anonymous No.7188895]

>>7188516
Hold until April ends, we'll start going back up

[Anonymous No.7189079]

>>7188516
dueces

[Anonymous No.7189183]

ppl actually believe this omg I cant even EVEN

[Anonymous No.7189218]

Not even Jesus Christ said it would be easy, pick up your cross and follow God. This world is a blink of insanity, all the wealth in this world is nothing more than a pile of dirt, invest in something that lasts and is eternal.

[Anonymous No.7189265]

>>7188516
Nice job faggot

[Anonymous No.7189275]

Of course this retard sold literally the bottom

[Anonymous No.7189336]

>>7189275
>highschool dropout
>convinces dad to give him 60k
>sold at the bottom
>loses 26k in a month

never give money to brainlets

[Anonymous No.7189469]

>>7189336
LOL THESE FUCKING IDIOTS

THINKING 8K IS THE BOTTOM

ONCE THE CRASH IS DONE, IT WILL COST YOU 10 BTC TO BUY A ROPE FOR YOU TO HANG YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.7189474]

>>7188516
Lets be real for a second.
This isnt even your money so you havent lost anything.
Why would you panic sell?
There is literally no difference from selling at $8600 and selling at $3000 when its borrowed money and chump change as far as your father is concerned.
I agree you should kill yourself though because its too late for you to do something.

[Anonymous No.7189554]

Employing a permanent solution to a temporary problem is stupid overkill. Killing yourself now is like putting down a book halfway through because you don't like the way the story is going.

This isn't worth it, and your parents will never forgive themselves. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.7189580]

Love watching know it all retards lose everything. They are then split into those who realize they fucked up bad, and then you have those who keep claiming things are going to be OK when it isn't. Empty-headed retards always get what is coming to them.
>I'm going to support something that has no fucking physical backing
lmao

[Anonymous No.7189587]

larp but also kill yourself

[Anonymous No.7189597]

>>7189554
atleast he will die with dignity,

otherwise he will be homeless and still 60k in debt like the rest of you faggots

[Anonymous No.7189643]

>>7189469
KEK shooo pajeet shoooo,
Bitcoin 20k eom stupid autist

[Anonymous No.7189657]

>>7188516
It's easier to disappear than you think. Don't do it in their house at least, fucking Hell mate. Honestly you can work that shit back.

[Anonymous No.7189664]

>>7189554
>can't tell a LARP post
>falling for bait

[Anonymous No.7189685]

>>7189597

There is no dignity in suicide when the reason is because you're a fucking loser and taking the easy way out. Are you seriously this fucking retarded?

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[Anonymous No.7189709]

>panic sell at 8600
Fake and gay, op pls come on.

[Anonymous No.7189804]

>>7188605
usually bad advice but in this case this is absolutely what you should do
if you're going to kill yourself because of money, might as well go all in on a gamble

[Anonymous No.7189834]

ITT: Chinese & North Koreans

[Anonymous No.7189896]

>>7188516
>lost $26,400
That’s like totaling your parents Toyota Camry. You’re gonna an hero yourself for 26,400? My sides.

[Anonymous No.7189948]

>>7188516
Quick buy everything back and tell him you were shorting

You can still make money anon get back in

you only lose money if you walk away

[Anonymous No.7189976]

>>7189896
its because he proved that HE IS a highschool dropout and a loser

who lost all of daddys money on a ponzi scheme

[Anonymous No.7190002]

>>7188516
Yeah nothing better as a parent than having to burry your own kids. At least be a fucking man and face the consequences and accept responsibility, at least you didn't lose all the money.

[Anonymous No.7190015]

Take the $34000 you have left, buy back in at 5000 in like 1 month, and HODL until you make your dad his money back you weakhanded little beta cuck bitch dyel living in his dad's basement homo ass bitch.

[Anonymous No.7190057]

>>7190002
yea your right, he was smart to sell at 8k and not hold onto it strait into the ground

[Anonymous No.7190197]

being a highschool dropout has nothing to do with anything in life. if it happened to you, you would know, you actually can not fail at highschool unless you dont do anything, its not an indicator of intelligence

[Anonymous No.7190201]

>>7190002
this
my mother had to bury my bro
its not cool man
not cool at all

[Anonymous No.7190253]

put the rest of the money into a shitcoin of your choice. dont pull the trigger before it hits 0

[Anonymous No.7190339]

>>7188516
Take that money and put it all in Litecoin