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[Anonymous No.7182747]

So I was filling out my application at McDonald's and you won't believe who I saw there.

I shit you not I ended up sitting beside Sergey. He wasn't actually eating big macs like we thought he would. He was eating a mcchicken and had a 10 pack of mcnuggets with bbq sauce and sweet and sour mixed together in a puddle on the table.

So I lean over pretending to be casual and I say " you look like a pretty internet savvy type individual." Then I asks him "I bet you're invested in bitcoin"
He pulls the mcchicken from his mouth and without chewing leans to me and begins to speak dropping some meal on my lap and whispers "even better, I'm fixing every problem win bitcoin." And proceeds to finish his meal, dipping his sandwich in the sauce.

I sat there stunned. And as I left he tripped me. All my garbage on my tray smashed into My face and chest and left me embarrassed and being laughed at by all the staff and Sergey. I've never felt so ashamed in my life. He threw sauce covered nuggets at me and said. "Invest in chainlink if you care about yourself you fucking Norman" and started throwing $100 bills at me.

[Anonymous No.7182852]

[Anonymous No.7182855]

>>7182747
thanks just bought 100k

[Anonymous No.7182904]

I saw Sergey at a grocery store in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.7182912]

>>7182747
wow its like a cheap knockoff of the milky way copypasta

[Anonymous No.7182993]

>>7182912
At least OP's version is better that that shitty one.