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Hey /b/

I want to majorly fuck up my now former best friend's life, since he just majorly fucked me over.

>best friends for 20 years
>get married to an amazing wife 7 years ago
>now happily married with 2 kids
>best friend secretly fucking my wife
>wife tells me she loves him
>taking my kids away from me with false claims
>I did not see this coming AT ALL
>I work retail and love my kids

So long story short, I have my best friend's crypto-wallet private key.

I'm not touching his funds since he's a hackerman of sorts, he'd find out that I was the one to fuck with his info.

Since I'm the one holding the key backups.

WTF DO I DO?

Here's that cunt's public address:

0xe2cc2edddcb3983e515d3cae44eceb8cd2ee929e

>> No.7179523

post it here

>> No.7179527

>>7179502
oops I mean /biz/

>> No.7179559

The worst you can do to him is to tell him price will go up if he holds

>> No.7179560

and its not bitcoin
what coin is it

>> No.7179564

>>7179523
I won't unless someone buys me a ticket to timbuktu or some shit so I can avoid his wrath.

>> No.7179572

>>7179502
Just sent some crypto to his address. Raising kids is hard these days, I hope his children have a bright and happy future.

>> No.7179606

>>7179564
i will buy you a ticket for his fund

>> No.7179626

>>7179564

How is he gonna know its you?

>> No.7179648

Your kids? Did u forget he was fucking your wife

>> No.7179651
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7179651

>>7179564
Wow, what a fucking pussy.

He fucked YOUR wife and you're scared of what he will do to YOU?

>> No.7179700

>>7179651
This

>> No.7179715

>>7179564
Kek, no wonder your wife is cucking you

>> No.7179724

>>7179651
He knows how to get money from Trump or delete his entire identity if he wants to. This dude is a monster, I can't fucking defeat him. He benches a truckload and knows tech, I can't out do his existence. I'm a miserable fuck.

>> No.7179729

>>7179651

Yeah OP. I get being cautious, but you should give us his crypto so justice will be served. kek

>> No.7179775

Send it to Powhcoin

>> No.7179784

3 txns where the oldest was 10 mins ago and this thread created 6 mins ago.

hmmmm

>> No.7179801

create a new wallet, transfer a bunch of tokens to this new wallet that you have never used before and don't do anything with those funds for a couple of years.

immediately post his private key here after and let people go to town.

>> No.7179814

>>7179502

They're his kids, you should stop pretending they're yours.

>> No.7179818

Guys, the thread is fake, OP just moved his eth to another wallet to make this thread. You can see the tx history on https://etherscan.io/address/0xe2cc2edddcb3983e515d3cae44eceb8cd2ee929e

Wallet was just made 10 minutes ago. Retard OP couldn't figure out to just give out some random address and actually paid high tx fees for this lame thread.

Kek.

>> No.7179826

nice LARP OP.
You say the guy is a tech genius yet you have his private key. Also, he only has 50eth? LMAO

>> No.7179844

>>7179818
>Wallet was just made 10 minutes ago. Retard OP couldn't figure out to just give out some random address and actually paid high tx fees for this lame thread.
kek

>> No.7179876

convince him to go all in on link

>> No.7179878

>>7179784
This fuck has some sort of code to transfer his funds between random wallets he owns. He told me all about it, while probably eyeing my wife rock hard. But the private key connects to this one, which holds his steady bank of ethereum "emergency funds"

>> No.7179917

>>7179502
>/b/
This is /pol/ you fucktard.

>> No.7179927

>>7179826
read -> >>7179878

This dude is cautious and annoying.

>> No.7179951

>>7179927
If he's so cautious why did he give you a private key then?

>> No.7179970

>>7179564
You are pussy beta bitch. Post that shit and screenshot it to him. The dude took everything from you and you cant even destroy him without running like a little bitch. I would have left you too, weak ass soyboy.

>> No.7179981

>>7179724
>He knows how to get money from Trump

Put more effort into it next time.

>> No.7179982

>>7179724
Just bend over and let him take your pucci in that case you defeatist fuck.
Or just document everything and get some sort of confession from your wife that she has been actively cheating on you. Get a divorce and start anew

>> No.7180001

>>7179951
Friends trust each other.
Or did.

>> No.7180035

>>7180001
Nope. Not buying it. Makes 0 sense.

>> No.7180149

dude your entire life is absolutely fucked, what do you have to lose? liquidate his wallet and move to thailand or something.

>> No.7180152

>>7179606
can you afford 980$? I'll fucking send it to you so I can just fuck off.

>> No.7180183

>>7179917
>/pol/
Damn, I thought I was on /lgbt/.

>> No.7180229

>>7179502

Just take his fuckin money and cash it out. You won't do shit though. The fact that you shift all blame away from your wife tells me you're a bitch.

>> No.7180319

>>7180001
Wew you just missed those quads. Good thing too cuz this larp thread is boring. Get your cuck fantasy rocks off somewhere else. Sage'd

>> No.7180356

>>7180001
Fuck you OP, steal the fuckingn money already if this is true and not a leap he’s going to figure out that you were whining about him on the internet after he googled his public address, steal the money before he finds out, it’s only 50k if you keep it in binance it will be safe from ur bull

>> No.7180372

>>7179502
Put it all in TRX. Top kek.

>> No.7180416

>>7179502
>go from married to a whore with kids
>to single bachelor with no kids
>he ends up with a woman that is willing to fuck other men behind her husbands back.

you should be thanking him.

>> No.7180959

BTC- 12RPRtyy1faPcjs2kVxeAV795jo9rDPYh1

ETH- 0x5127c03c80f007e8defa52a09a6fcbcb6babfc09
Addresses above if you want to send his coins to me.


Seriously though OP, I know exactly what you are going through. Wife left me for her EX out of the blue last August, took our kid and moved over 2000 miles away. Because of work and cost of living, I’ve only been able to see my kid once. I stash away all my extra money to see him as much as I can. What I’m trying to say is to keep your head up OP. It may seem rough now but it gets better. The sun will continue to rise and the world will continue to turn.

>> No.7181795

>>7179502
damn, the ETH that address has moved a LOT since you posted this

lol

>> No.7181923

lol cool OP

https://etherscan.io/address/0xe2cc2edddcb3983e515d3cae44eceb8cd2ee929e