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Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:19:36 2018 No.7159416 [Reply] [Original]

>went to discuss my business idea with my Marketing professor who I really liked
>I told him about my idea to start a renewable energy company after class today
>he asked me about the plan and business model
>I told him that India has a ripe territory for renewable energy and I think we can make some money there
>He asks what the business model is
>I tell him, Professor, we can clear out some land near the major cities in India for a low fee of $4 per hour
>Then we build a large circular metal handle for people to hold on to
>Professor asks me what the circle of metal is for
>I tell him sir, it is to hold onto while you poo in the field
>He choked on his coffee
>He looks at me weird
> I tell him sir, we can collect the field of poo every day and make fertilizer to sell at Home Depot
>I ask him if Home Depot would be interested
>He says I am racist (wtf??) and asks me to leave
>I don't want to go to class on Friday anymore
>what should I do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:23:13 2018 No.7159495 >>7159416 Ok cool

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:24:35 2018 No.7159532 >>7159416 Drop out of school contact Elon Musk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:26:06 2018 No.7159568 We're gonna need a diagram of this, OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:39:59 2018 No.7159907 File: 818 KB, 1044x696, businesswhitepaper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7159568 I honestly tried my best. Do you think I will be expelled?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:42:34 2018 No.7159978 >>7159907 wow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:43:48 2018 No.7160014 >>7159532 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:44:32 2018 No.7160031 >>7159907 Omg. How can someone be this autistic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:45:23 2018 No.7160050 >>7159416 preddy gud idea bro. send a letter to peter thiel

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:46:37 2018 No.7160078 I laughed, good shit, I hope it wasnt pasta. My pneumonia doesnt like laughing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:47:43 2018 No.7160111 File: 209 KB, 532x419, 1505655806307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7159907 kek

>>	SAGE THIS FUCKING THREAD Wed Jan 31 23:47:47 2018 No.7160115 >>7159907 kek, well done anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:48:46 2018 No.7160143 File: 120 KB, 500x333, hehehe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7159907

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:52:25 2018 No.7160234 >>7159907 I dont think home depot needs 500billion tons of fertilizer every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:52:53 2018 No.7160246 >>7160031 Are you serious dumbass? >has white paper >marketing advisor >only /biz knows about this project invest or be poor your whole life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:54:18 2018 No.7160278 File: 41 KB, 480x448, 4L_F2R6Z5jj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:54:20 2018 No.7160279 >>7159907 careful they don't summon a demon as they chant for bobs and vagan

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Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:55:15 2018 No.7160305

>>7159416
Forgot to ask, when are you releasing the erc20 token? How much do you need to raise? COnsidering its $4/hr for clearing the fields Im guessing you should raise $2m half for you and the rest of the management team, 25% for the shitdozers, and the rest to hire a few thousand pajeets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 31 23:59:44 2018 No.7160418 >>7160305 I honestly just don't want to get expelled. My professor is from Katmandu (sp?) and I thought we had a good connection. I think I will skip my class on Friday and call in sick

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 00:01:03 2018 No.7160453 File: 13 KB, 210x240, 1517353416100a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7159907

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 00:08:11 2018 No.7160630 >>7159907 whens the ICO for your company? I demand priority to buy 100k

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 00:41:47 2018 No.7161496 >>7159907 I thought human excrement wasn't that useful for fertilizing? also it can carry parasites etc as well from what I heard. You'd give the 56% some sort of super worm/disease or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 00:49:54 2018 No.7161719 forget the field idea. you just need a vehicle that cleans the shitting street. similar to a combine, but for shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 00:52:49 2018 No.7161789 >>7159907 10/10 whitepaper, wouldnt be surprised if weiss ratings give your coin an A.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 00:55:14 2018 No.7161841 Your story started saying “renewable energy company” then changed to fertilizer hmm

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 01:16:59 2018 No.7162402 >>7161841 I AM REALLY CONCERNED HERE WHAT IF MY PARENTS FIND OUT I GOT KICKED OUT BECUSE OF THIS STUPID SHIT.... like really!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 01:27:15 2018 No.7162616 >>7159416 You can't use human poo as fertiliser because it spreads human specific diseases

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 01:37:40 2018 No.7162864 >>7161496 >>7161841 >>7162616 >compost shit for ~6 months (this is about how long a composting toilet takes >during that time collect methane from the shit for energy Wait, fuck. That's just a regular sewage treatment plant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 01:52:42 2018 No.7163188 >>7159416 Colorado beat you to it. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/jan/16/colorado-grand-junction-persigo-wastewater-treatment-plant-human-waste-renewable-energy

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 1 02:09:12 2018 No.7163535 >>7159416 it sounds like to me that your professor is going to steal your idea. I'd take out a loan and start right away if i were you