Ripple listed on coinbase!

[Anonymous No.7157754]

>2021
>wake up
>get dressed
>go to local BMW dealership
>”hi, I’d like to buy your top of the line sedan and a crossover for the wife”
>”that’s great, I’m assuming you’ll be taking out a loan?” Asked the dealer
>”no, I’ll be using ripple” I replied
>”OK, bud. For the sedan and crossover, we’ll lock the price at 1400 Garlinghouses” (Approximately .00000021 XRP)
>”great deal. Should I wait in the lounge for the transaction to be complete?” I asked
>”the transaction was complete the moment I locked the price”
>thank the man
>drive away with my two brand new luxury cars
>have sex with my beautiful Ukrainian Jewess with giant knockers

[Anonymous No.7157783]

[Anonymous No.7157860]

>>7157754
There is no proof of this.

[Anonymous No.7157868]

>EOY 2018
>XRP now world reserve currency
>The homeless walk up to you with their open litecoin wallets "s-spare any change sir? It's a cold night"
>You look at the poor men and say "Go away from me you should have got in at 20 cents"
>Further down the road you walk into a fine dining restaurant
>the waiter immediately recognises you from the RippleRichest Magazine
>"I'd like the finest steak meal you have"
>"Yes sir, right away sir"
>You like his polite manner and tip him 0.01 XRP
>He immediately takes of his work clothes and retires for life
>You eat your steak and then proceed to pay
>You press the wrong button and accidentally give them a whole XRP
>The owner comes out and gives you the deed to the building
>You have it immediately demolished
>5th business you've accidentally bought this week
>Out side in personal helicopter
>Phone rings
>President Trump
>Asks if you'll pay off the U.S. debt so he can get reelected
>Agree as long as you have permanent diplomatic immunity
>Send him 20 XRP
>Fly home to Carribean
>You own it all now
>Paradise just or you
>Enter Ripple shaped Sky-scraper home
>Get into Ripple shaped bed
>Ripple shaped trophy wife gives you head for hours
>As you cum you scream "THANK GOD FOR RIPPLE"

[Anonymous No.7157878]

>>7157754

[Anonymous No.7157957]

Bag holders are panicking because it’s plummeting through all support meme lines.

Hold on to your chastity diaper, this is gonna be rough.

[Anonymous No.7157983]

>>7157754
>2021
>rolling down the street in my bugatti with my bud Jamal.
>run across a beautiful Ukrainian Jewess with giant knockers
>hollar at her
>Im sorry sir but Im married to a very wealth man who holds XRP
>thats great sweetie but I hold XRB
>her pussy turns to niagra falls
>she starts ovulating
>pump and dump her in the back of my Veyron
>get a call months later She is pregnant demands child support
>Im sorry, but with Raiblocks I dont pay fees.

[Anonymous No.7158030]

>>7157983
>>Im sorry, but with Raiblocks I dont pay fees.

who would pay fees for a broken garbage like Raiblocks?

[Anonymous No.7158043]

>>7157754
You know how to be a ripple millionaire? Start with $3 million worth.

[Anonymous No.7158165]

>>7158043
>>>/a/