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>"So anon, I've heard from Stacy that you're really into crypto and trading. That's really cool. I saw on the news that bitcoin is making everyone millionaires!! How are your investments doing? :)"

What do?

>> No.7133462

thanks just bought 100k slags

>> No.7133484

>>7133451
"Nothing.
I'm basically broke. "
*lifts t-shirt with ripped abs*
you know the rest

>> No.7133494

>"good, yeah its pretty fun, so uhh wanna go swimming in a bit?"

>> No.7133512

lmfao you are a dumb looking bitch step off i got shit to do

>> No.7133518

Lost money in total. Shit's hard.

You doing better?

>> No.7133526

>>7133494
this.
NEVER EVER reveal your crypto gains to a girl.

>> No.7133541

>>7133518
>crypto
>lost money
LOL you absolutley deserve poverty

>> No.7133564

>>7133451
I don't even check, I went all in on LINK but lady, since my tits are bigger than yours, is that more awkward for me or you? Also why didn't you bring me a drink? I hate it here there are a lot of mosquitoes and sand in my balls.

>> No.7133580

>>7133451
FUCK OFF YOU RANCID SWINE

>> No.7133591

>>7133541
>I'm an autist

Enjoy being beta bucks to roasties.

>> No.7133603

>>7133591
mad and bad, enjoy reddit

>> No.7133635

I’d just flex a ‘cep and say something like

“How’s this for a start”

But then again I’m not autistic like you and know what girls want

>> No.7133645

Offer her 200000000 turtle for rough sex on the beach

>> No.7133671

>>7133451
>Marvelous. Want to fuck? You'll have to pay for the room and the diner though. I can't cash out.

>> No.7133740
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>"Wow anon, that escalated quickly! Before we were on the beach and this morning I woke up with you. Not complaining though! It's true what they say - LINKies really do have he biggest peckers ;)"

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>>7133451
>Stacy is a lying sack of shit Carrol. I've opened my own latin dance parlor and never looking back. No you cannot get a discount, infact don't even fucking come by not even to say hello. I am literally swimming in mezitos clunge and lmaoing at your fuck off shitty life

>> No.7134084

>>7133451
you heard wrong

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>>7133671
>haha what do you mean you can't cash out there's an ATM right over there

>> No.7134161

*unzips pants* you know what to do

>> No.7134179

>>7133451

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>> No.7134188

>>7133451
Me: They're actually doing grea...wait...
Her: ??? What
Me: no way that's a real fucking flower
Her: of course it is!!!
Me: noo you don't strike me as the type of girl that would just wear a real flower in their hair

Is it really that hard anon...

>> No.7134211

>>7134188
> Wow you like flowers too? Let me introduce you to Mike, my homosexual gardener bff

>> No.7134224

>>7134188
She'll just badge you later on in the night you underage b&
She wants an exact figure, or a least a reasonable thereabouts figure with an explanation before she'll spread her legs for you.

>> No.7134284

>>7134129
>how much can I get from this retard

>> No.7134330

>>7134224
Women never want exact answers to any question they want. That's only for the male logical brain.

>>7134211
Me: huh, gay. Sounds like a cool guy. You seem very sexually open, I like that. Many girls are ashamed of their sexuality, it's super respectable seeing you're not one of those.

>> No.7134464

>>7134330
I think you've seen one to many sitcoms where the main character just, on a whim, changes the subject and the dumb blonde just totally forgets what she's been talking about. Pro tip it doesn't work like that.
When I was youger I used to suit up and tell women I was an investment banker at slightly upper class bars. You need a comprehensive back story because she will grill you to find out the truth.

>> No.7134507

>>7134464
I've done this in real life many many times before. It's an extremely important skill to have with women especially when the topic is headed towards something unfavourable; rape, religion, politics and abortion being four examples

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>>7134330
> female
> super respectable

>> No.7134598

>>7133451
>y-you too.

>> No.7134663

>>7134507
You're talking about completely different situations lol
On the "examples" you've mentioned the women have probably been aware of the controversy surrounding the subjects and proceeded to go along with the change in topic.
Women are stupid, no doubt, but they're not brain dead. And they play Sherlock Holmes better than you think, and will beat the truth out of you one way or another.
Believe me lmao

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>>7134188
>eggs

>> No.7134772

>>7134663
Perhaps we are of vastly different ages. When I meet a new girl I completely avoid all serious subjects until we absolutely need to talk about it.

I can understand this being different if you're double my age and women want a ton more security

>> No.7134773

>>7134188
>>7134330
>>7134507
protip anon, if you get laid it's despite your game, not thanks to it

>> No.7134802

>>7134773
Is this how far you'll go to stop yourself from taking action?

I used to be like this too.

>> No.7134810

>>7134772
The human condition hasn't changed that drastically in the last 20years lmao
I reckon you're about 15

>> No.7134861

>>7134810
Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you.
You're saying 40 year olds don't want more security than 20 year olds?

>> No.7134880

I will fuck her in the ass and make her pregnant.

>> No.7134883

"who are you?"
"oh hey honey, no idea who that is, let's go chill by the beach"

>> No.7134885

>>7134861
Virgin detected

>> No.7134897

>>7133451
nobody would ask this shit it's rude

>> No.7134930

>>7133740
Pecker implies small fag

>> No.7134992

>>7133484
lmao you fucking nerd

>> No.7134994

>>7134897
I think your unfamiliar to the life experience of the incel.

It's very probable something like this would happen. Hell, it happened almost verbatim to myself.

Told her that my investments aren't doing good and changed the topic. Didn't associate with the female unless absolutely necessary.

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>>7134880
Brilliant.
>>7134861
Listen young man. The main point I was trying to make above, which exists in the real world not the sitcom world. Is that if you want the woman in OPs pic to have sex with you, you need to explain to her how much money you either have, or you create a hell of a back story.
Life isn't an episode of Friends.

>> No.7135095

>>7134930
Yeah but link fags have big peckers. They're big fish in a small pond. They think they're best, haven't had real competition.
Hence why they shit post all over the chonz thinking they're tough shit.

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>>7135095

>> No.7135201

>>7133541
Enjoy stacy taking all your gains

>> No.7135285

>>7134861
Not necessarily, I mean there are different types of people at every age. Plenty of slutty fun loving 40 year old women that would be down to suck dick and get drunk without any concern for money or security.

But ya I get your point, I guess older women generally are more mindful of "security" just due to their life experience and the reality that they're getting older and that if they have any looks or sex appeal left, it won't last much longer.

Don't be fooled though, plenty of 20 year old women are greedy and financially savvy, they want that security as early as possible so they can spend their life fucking around freely and without financial limitations.

I'm 33 and usually just tell lies to women about my success and wealth. I'm reasonably successful but I embellish anyway, but only with women I just want to fuck and then get rid of. I wouldn't lie as much to a woman I wanted to have a long term relationship with just because the lies can end up complicating things down the road.

>> No.7135307

>>7133635
ahhhhh fit has the best pastas

>> No.7135323

>>7134129
my sides

>> No.7135548

>Well I'm not doing bad
>Laugh while flashing Rolex
>Go to my room and fuck her in the ass
>Rolex is fake
>Never call that golddigger again
>Go to my PC and post pink wojaks in /biz cause I'm losing half my stack on this shit market

>> No.7135637

>>7133451
f-f-fuck off r-r-roastie

>> No.7135669

>>7133451
Money grubbing thot be gone

>> No.7135692

>>7133526
what if its your own sister?

>> No.7135729

>>7133740
frankly i find your attempts to flatter me insulting, i am not stupid enough to believe this is about anything other then the fact that you wrongly believe me to be some kind of bitcoin millionaire. that's right, wrongly, the jokes on you because you just slept with a broke beta, i have basically no money.
>in an instant her cheerful seductive smile changes to reveal her true feelings of absolute disgust, she literally wants me to die. hatred fires out of her eyes like laser beams
which is when i jump out the window and run away
she yells "Rape!!!!" but it's too late, i'm already gone

>> No.7136655

>>7135692
My sister made like 230K euro gains on ETH mate

>> No.7137485

>>7133451
>What do?
Stop telling Stacy about your gains dumbass.

>> No.7137513

>>7133451
None of your fucking business

>> No.7137530

>>7135692
I made that mistake. Now she keeps begging for a car.

>> No.7137652

>>7133526
Only betas live by this rule religiously.
It really depends on the girl.
My girlfriend that I've lived with for four years know my gains, but she also knows that she has no power over me.
A couple of friends, both male and female knows it as well, and I've had no problems with it whatsoever

>> No.7137676

>>7137652
Same here, I tell all my gains and it's no problem at all.

>> No.7137747

>>7137652
>but she also knows that she has no power over me.
>A couple of friends, both male and female knows it as well

The fact that you're talking about it here means that she DOES have power over you, she can control you with her pussy.
"Don't want to share your gains with me? No pussy for you tonight, go match porn instead." - your girl

>> No.7137785

>i'd rather not talk about it.
>anyway is it cool if i stay in your shed for a few months? just enough time to get me back on my feet

>> No.7137794

>>7133740
>It's true what they say - LINKies really do have he biggest peckers ;)"
holy kek

>> No.7137808

>>7137747
Haha, if you think so.
But that's not the case; I can control her far more than she controls me.

>"No pussy for you tonight" Ok, fuck you then, I'll jerk off to these pictures of women that makes you insecure instead

>> No.7138110

>>7137808
The question is, who can last longer?
If she doesn't get sex, she can get it from someone else and cuck you. Can you do the same to her?

>> No.7138174

>>7133451
Stacy can't you see
You're just not the girl for me

>> No.7138203

>>7133740
The absolute state of Linkies.

>> No.7138296

>>7138110
It's always a battle of wills. And there's always a counter to every situation. I'd like to think my willpower is far stronger than hers, but I'm also very glad that she's both strongwilled and smart herself, or else it would've been a boring relationship. Some friends of thought we would only last for a couple of weeks because we said so much shit to each other all the time and "pretend argued".

I would however not hesitate for a second to dump her if I found out that she cheated. So if she'd risk that for some stupid reason then she's not worth it anyways.
Girls only cheat if they think they can get away with it. You have to convince her that she wouldn't

>> No.7138326

>”Woah, woah, you’ve made how much?!?!?!”
>”Stacey is gonna fream when I tell her, you’re so cool anon!”
>”You’d really send me some of your money to go shopping? You’re are such a great guy!”
>”Okay anon, I downloaded that “Request Network” app, I’ll put one in now.”
>”Hmm, that’s so weird anon, it’s saying I need “REQ tokens”! Why????”
>”Settle down anon, I don’t even know what ‘FUD’ is, just come look, it wants tokens”
>”Anon, how am I supposed to enter a 50 character “wallet address” without screwing up? That’s such a WEIRD thing to do! Why can’t we just use Venmo like everyone else our age?”
>”Fuck you anon, I’m leaving! What good is your gay little internet money if it can’t even be spent? Your app and you are fucking WEIRD AND CREEPY!”

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>>7137530
>Buying expensive shit to someone.

>> No.7138395

>>7137652
>>7137676
>Gf tells her friend Stacy you’re loaded ik crypto

>Nignogs hear about it from Stacy and rob you

>> No.7138468

>>7138110
She can sell sex for $ indirectly or jack off. You can buy sex for $ directly or jack off. This is how the world works.

>> No.7138504

>>7133740
>peckers
found the virgin

>> No.7138563

>>7138395
Good argument that I'd acknowledge and follow if I lived in a nignog infested place. Very few untermensch here

>> No.7138714

>>7134224
You just smile at her and look deeply into her eyes when she asks for exact figures.
Then you say
>I don't tell just anyone how much money I have
> Maybe once I get to know someone better
> Let's talk about something different

>> No.7138839

>>7137747
>Girl then promptly gets kicked out of my flat because I will not start playing childish games with her
She will crawl back 2 days later because I'm a financially secure partner and also a strong man which makes her ovaries scream for me in lust.
Okay, the last paragraph was larp but don't let them play games with you. They will do it again and again from then on.

>> No.7139085

>>7133518
This. Only a complete retard would respond any other way.