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[Anonymous No.7103047]

Never bought anything.
Been lurking for years.
I want to buy LINK.
Where do I start?

[Anonymous No.7103206]

>>7103047
Start by drawing a warm bath. Go to your medicine cabinet, and pick your best, sharpest razor (if you do not have a sharp razor, that is ok.. pick one that is dull, and the pain will be slightly more but equally as effective).

Climb in the bath, take said razor, slit your wrists, and lay back.. Soon, you'll feel sleepy and light headed, but thats ok.. The sensation you will be feeling is the creeping hand of death, coming to collect you.

Now, right before you slip into the oblivion, think to yourself "i am so glad i didn't buy LINK. I can die a happy man knowning that i did not make a terrible decision like buying link before i died".

Once you are dead, you're family will praise you as a fantastic son, loving husband, whatever.. The thing they will NOT say about you is how much of a fucking faggot loser you were for buying LINK, moments before your suicide.

Hope this helps.

[Anonymous No.7103260]

>>7103206
You forgot the Aspririn so he'll bleed out nicely.

[Anonymous No.7103288]

>>7103260
My apologies,

YES, asprin, or some sort of blood thinner will greatly improve your odds of a smooth death.

Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.7103337]

>>7103206
>>7103260
>>7103288


I fucking love you guys.

[Anonymous No.7103564]

>>7103047

>Been lurking for years.
Don't know how to buy crypto.

[Anonymous No.7103666]

>>7103047
Wut is coinbase

[Anonymous No.7103686]

>>7103047
>Buy LTC on Coinbase
>Send LTC to Binance
>Sell LTC to BTC
>Buy LINK with BTC
>wait 2 years
>lambo

[Anonymous No.7103721]

Buy ether use ether to buy link directly.

[Anonymous No.7103783]

>>7103686
Why not just use ETH?