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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.7085706

>>7085658
>After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms

Nice job skipping leg day.

>> No.7085719

AHAHAHA :JOY: :JOY: :JOY: :OK_HAND: THIS POST MADE MY DAY LOL AHAHAHA LOL

GONNA PUT MY MONEY IN THIS COIN JUST FOR THE LOLS

HAHAHA

LOL

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7085742

>>7085658
MODS PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BAZINGA SPAMMERS. THEY ARE SHITTING UP THE BOARD WITH THEIR SHILL THREADS. CHECK CATALOG IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME. THEY DO THIS SHIT EVERYDAY, EVERY HOUR.

>> No.7085849

>>7085742
there's something called filters. if you're that retarded that you can't figure this shit out than you deserve wasting your time on memecoin threads. you're as retarded as the street shitters