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the linktrader sub is literally the place where you can watch reddit and biz IQs clash. it's hilarious

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also this is now a thread where we post link memes

>> No.7031778

These fucking idiots on LINKtrader are constantly redirecting plebbitors to /biz/, stop it you dumb fucks the board is shit as is.

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>> No.7031857

Why is /biz/ so obsessed with LINK?

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you are right, unfortunately some /biz/tards are somehow not aware of how they lure the cancer our way...

>> No.7031898

Because they’re all holding some heavy fucking bags

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this >>7031898
and now back to plebbit with you

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>> No.7031966

love that pic

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Bags? Way up in green allready tho.

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nice haven't seen these before

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>> No.7032071

Can I get some LINK pastas. I need it for a friend

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Two deluded linkies buy the all time high
the all time high, the all time high

Guess who's back? Back again?
Sergey's back, tell a friend.

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump my coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots are co-operating
Cause binance is finally operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you dont have a clue you're hating
Cause your crypto's dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down and pump BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the tip and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their parents wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a meme revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima, buy in and then I'm gonna

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Enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Wheres my linkies? They will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them pajeet bastards

And Rory? You can get stomped and glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
nobody posts any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I been broke, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since REQ turned themselves into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that /biz/ only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash the market so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

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>pic related will be linkies during the singularity

>> No.7032275

It's fucking sad, really. Linkies keep repeating their "cup and handle" mantra when the reality is that LINK is officially on a downtrend again. We're looking at another 3 month bleedout, target is 45 cents. It's time to drop those heavy ass bags. I don't know how anyone is still holding this blatant scam. Do 15 minutes of research and you'll see that Steve Ellison isn't even a fucking real person and Sergey has a chronic issue with project abandonment. Word is he has severe depression and anxiety, hence the weight gain and inability to finish anything. I won't warn you newfags again, STAY AWAY FROM CHAINLINK.

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can someone post the 'blockchain mathematics degree' pasta?

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Link unironically has the best memes.

>> No.7032416

I've read the white paper but don't really get it.
Can someone explain to me a possible chainlink use case that could actually come to fruition this year?

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You're welcome.

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Lurk more /biz/tard

>> No.7032572

I personally love Sergey's lack of communication. It repels normies, but you're smart you can read between the lines and understand that huge shit is on the horizon. The ZeppelinOS partnership alone should have been enough to let people know that LINK is active and working on important shit. Add in the potential banking partners, the assblaster saga, and now the investment fund.

Is there a timeline for the hiring of the marketing director? I expect that's the point that CL starts engaging normies and huge partners start namedropping LINK.

>> No.7032585

Holy hell if you don't see a use case for an interface between blockchain and external apis then you are done for.

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Do you fucking stinky linkies fucking get it? You're not gonna make it with your fucking erc20 shit token. You need to invest in other opportunities. Seriously just market sell all your chainlinks, ASAP. Sergey is already backpacking throughout Southeast Asia as we fucking speak telling people he's retired. It's over. Sergey's salty surprise is gonna be the exit scam announcement. Datadash was right, SWIFT cancelled the partnership because Sergey's a fucking russian scammer. It's a pity too, the project had so much promise but that's because it was never real in the first place. Steve isn't even a real fucking person. Rory said he's never actually heard Steve's voice in the Slack. The building their website says they're at is a run down hole in the wall indonesian restaurant. The house of cards is falling and Sergey knows people are starting to smell his exit scam. That's why he's vanished from all social media and forms of communication. He's in hiding backpacking asia filling his money belly until this all blows over.

It's fucking ogre guys just fucking sell those heavy ass bags.

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I'm a stinkie but this one is funny

>> No.7032692

I'm up 4x lol I shill LINK because it's gonna be 1000x soon

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The number of following post types have skyrocketed in the past month

>That's offensive
>That's racist
>That isn't productive speech
>Go back to Pol (sic)

If 4chan goes to normsville I'm gonna nuke something

>> No.7032785

Any shadowlink/shadowfork pasta?

>> No.7032802

Link trader is like biz's retarded step brother, I love it

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Simplified mainnet is released this quarter and full mainnet will come Q2-3. Based off this screenshot the hiring of a market director will coincide with the launch of the "main network", so to me that sounds like Q1 but could be as late as Q2-3 depending on exactly what was meant.

>> No.7032956

that's actually rory's chocolate stepson typing. notice how "rory's" syntax changes after 3pm?

>> No.7033004

sell my XLM now and get in LINK?

i already have link but my portfolio is split 70/30% XLM and LINK

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yes, i love it too. some of my friends simply refuse to even research cl because of the shilling and the nonexistent marketing, chasing after bullshit like trx at the time

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>> No.7033156

Exactly, a close read of zeppelin_os tells you a lot. Most don't read though.

>> No.7033187

With LINK trillions we will buy 4chan and make it great again right linkies?

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>> No.7033517

I dodged a bullet with this one.

Almost stocked up on it but made sure to look at their discord first. The whole place was in chaos because one based anon used his weaponized autism to look through the source code and found a keylogger virus. The devs are total fucking lying scammers. If you went anywhere near this I highly suggest you change all your passwords before your wallets are hacked.

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>Chainlink is a meme
I'm so proud of you /biz/. We've successfully managed to trick the average redditard into thinking LINK is a meme while we accumulate.

You're all glorious bastards. I love you.

>> No.7033629

Because I want to buy a nice new car and fuck some hookers in it while the new car smell is still lingering. I want it now.

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I can't wait for the "I thought it was a meme" posts, it will be fucking great

>> No.7034000

Meme magic hits hardest, when you g=find out it was not a meme all along

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looking forward to that day like pic related

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This place will eventually corrupt them or drive them away, no need to be concerned.

>> No.7035007

/pol/ is the most normie board on this site though

>> No.7035115

/biz/ has successfully caught up onto /pol/.

>> No.7035435

/mu/ has gotten quite normie as well, /g/ loves Windows and iPhones, and of course /sci/ is basically a "college confidential" clone for NEETs.

/lit/ has held pretty strong though imo, beyond the Rapi Kaur shitposting

>> No.7035589

Of the ones you mentioned I only visit /sci/ and I think they are holding out quite well. /a/ has some occasional normie invaders, but otherwise it's still alright, save for some naruto-tier generals. /k/ is fine too.
The holy trinity of cancer are /b/, /pol/ and /biz/.

>> No.7035661

Yep. It's been my #1 source of ments for this reason. Good shit. Can't wait until the mobius pajeets find out about it.

>> No.7035777


Fucking gold

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finishing up the thread with my gif collection. thank you linkmarines

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>shitposting in link thread
we're going to make it

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>> No.7036632

do you guys think we can dump mobius on reddit for their link?

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this sounds like a great idea, we need to concentrate /biz/ collective autism and coordinate though

>> No.7036757

It's worth a try.

>> No.7036833

>not understanding the 2nd law of thermodynamics applies to 4chan.

>> No.7037031

>how does rory speak before 3pm
>how does rory speak after 3pm
>chocolate stepson works second shift

>> No.7037070

Was that Ian Balina posting?

>> No.7037096

trips of truth wassa wassa wassa

>> No.7037136

start making unironic mobius memes with their logo

anti-link fud to work with:
>CEO and dev team are americans from stanford
>partnered with the largest blockchain in china
>clear roadmap leading to a 2018 release
>working under stellar technology
>ICO ended abruptly due to the hype
>first mover advantage

>> No.7037197

>reddit and biz IQs clash
so 89 clashes with 89?

>> No.7037218

Gives some examples you cunt I'm not in your stinky shit talk group.

Stinkys, how much would $1k in your scam be worth in 3 months

>> No.7037304

First they ignore you
Then they mock you (we are here)
Then they fight you
Them you win

>> No.7037322

i'm preparing a thread to all linkmarines, stay tuned

>> No.7037388

1k. This shit isn't going anywhere

>> No.7037643

is that from old biz?

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operation moebbit has started, report in linkmarines


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