/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.7029648]

Love live of /biz/

Storys how you met your wife/gf/prostitutes

also love storys realted to /biz/ generall

[Anonymous No.7029664]

wrong forum faggot, kys

[Anonymous No.7029702]

>>7029648
we went to the same highschool and graduated together
we're booth poor but we're happy together.
I'll be rich someday

[Anonymous No.7029734]

I'd share the story but then I'd just fee bad for my neet friends

I spent a lot of years on 4chan alone

[Anonymous No.7029742]

>

[Anonymous No.7029775]

>>7029648
>No gf
>Don't go outside

That's it, I hope you enjoyed.

[Anonymous No.7029780]

>>7029648
Should be a thread about how you met your first PINK WOJAK

[Anonymous No.7029801]

>>7029648
Met in uni.

[Anonymous No.7029819]

>>7029648
interpals because i'm probably autistic (was trying to learn a language at the time)

[Anonymous No.7029829]

>>7029648
I played Doki Doki Literature Club.

[Anonymous No.7029837]

Just bought 20k BZC, who cares, maybe it'll get to the normies.

[Anonymous No.7029884]

we met on tinder and she looks like this.

[Anonymous No.7029908]

>>7029648
Cute face.
Who is this whore ?

[Anonymous No.7029931]

>>7029648
I wonder how much it would cost to have Masha recreate her famous video's

[Anonymous No.7029945]

>>7029884

That looks like a man, dude.

[Anonymous No.7029969]

>>7029648
Wait is that..?

I'm outta here

[Anonymous No.7029991]

>>7029648
I walked around the street and picked her.
Fine as silk and only 50 dollaroos.
Still fuck her from time to time when i dont make love with my wife.
But that is a different story alltogether.

[Anonymous No.7030014]

>>7029945

fag detected

[Anonymous No.7030021]

>>7029648
Met in highschool, I was the Chad she was the hot chick everyone was in love with. I was the popular guy at school, after I boned her 70% of all guys hated me out of envy. We're married now, 10 years together, been a good run so far, one area of my life I don't have to focus on anymore

[Anonymous No.7030038]

>>7029908
Oh you innocent man.

[Anonymous No.7030097]

>>7029969
whos that ? i just go the pic on /out/

>>7029991
WTF U KNOW HER

>>7029884
nice conquistator waifu, i bet she shills for gold

>>7029780
Crash in August to september

>>7029775
do you have atleast adshares ?

>>7029734
bls share sir , i verry indrested in story

>>7029664
FUCK YOU CUNT

[Anonymous No.7030106]

here's a pic of her ass, because anon

[pajeetpatel No.7030115]

>>7029648
Who is this? Would eat the corn out of her shit.

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7030146]

>>7030106
nice, is she gf or waifu or prostitute ? or all 3 ?

>>7030115
same

[Anonymous No.7030164]

Met on tinder. she makes me happy

[Anonymous No.7030170]

>>7030146
waifu

[Anonymous No.7030194]

>>7029819
rofl, same here

[Anonymous No.7030202]

>>7029648
>Storys how you met your wife/gf/prostitutes

Okay
>went to website
>contacted girl
>went to girl
>paid girl
>had sex
>left

[Anonymous No.7030203]

>>7029702
>he thinks shes happy being poor
anon, I...

[Anonymous No.7030222]

>>7029931
>>7030038
give me a basic gestalt?

[Anonymous No.7030228]

>>7030038

[Anonymous No.7030269]

>>7029648
I fuck escorts w my crypto earnings. Once I really make it, plan to fuck higher end escorts. If I ever get over my autism, will try to have a healthy relationship w a normal person

[Anonymous No.7030291]

>>7029648
>Reverse search the image

Oh god, FBI pls no.

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7030306]

>>7029931
>>7029969
>>7030038
w-what video ?

>>7030202
stop

[Anonymous No.7030308]

>>7030222
13 year old girl who got fucked by 40 year olds and had those videos leaked

[Anonymous No.7030311]

>>7030222
since you got trips, she was russian soap opera star from siberia

[Anonymous No.7030320]

>>7030291
Shit lead me to a virus.

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7030362]

>>7030291
??????????

>>7030308
??????????


>>7030311
??????????

[Anonymous No.7030364]

>>7030308
>>7030311
Russians are fucking savages, why is it always Russia

[Anonymous No.7030398]

>>7030308
holy shit I just got a popup from the FBI warning me about accessing objectionable content when I googled that image

[Anonymous No.7030453]

>>7030362
4chan will ever be 4chan

[Anonymous No.7030515]

Redpilled career woman on okc. More obsessed with making it than I am. Healthy competition is good. Need to calm the fuck down a bit or else we're never gonna have time to make white babies

[Anonymous No.7030530]

AHHHHHH
fucking pedo russians

[Anonymous No.7030533]

>>7030203
you will never know love. I feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.7030576]

>>7029931
W-wh..

Oh.......

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7030589]

>>7030533
anon,i....

[Anonymous No.7030702]

Dated a girl for 4 years long distance and she fell out of love with me. Makes me feel like I have no chances.

What am I supposed to do with crypto gains if I can't have a future with someone? Sorry for the blog post

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7030732]

>>7030702
depends, how old are you anon ?

What i could recomment is maybe a autistic hobby

[Anonymous No.7030846]

>>7030021
Nice LARP/overrating you and your wife.

[Anonymous No.7030918]

>>7030308
apparently she filed a 20 mm lawsuit

[Anonymous No.7031172]

>>7029702
>>7029884
>>7030021
>>7030164
>>7030515

>49 replies
>only 5 gfs

only 5 normies itt that need to gtfo rrrreeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.7031226]

>>7029648
why the sudden female thread in the last days?
do you have in influx of females on this board or smth?

[Anonymous No.7031268]

>>7029908
Siberian Mouse
Enjoy your van

[Anonymous No.7031281]

>>7031172
by my math and using these infallible statistics i can determine that only 10% of /biz/ has a wife or gf. does that sound accurate?

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7031287]

>>7031226
actually mostly there was /prostitute generall/ but in the bull run and crash, we forgott it.
And since so much normies joint, i dindnt wanted to exlude them, so i add normanoid way of gettinc rid of your urges

[Anonymous No.7031307]

>>7030732
Can't pursue an autistic hobby correctly when you are a wagie

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7031325]

>>7031281
>10% moar than r9k

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7031389]

>>7031307
this , dumpsterdiving is a fun hobby for wageies

[Anonymous No.7031419]

>>7029819
Same here, was learning languages. Met a girl from Kazakhstan, we talked for years and eventually decided to meet in Ukraine since neither of us needed visas. So 20 yrs old hkv, I fly from Chicago to Kiev, first time in slavlands (not bad actually). Yes I flew half way around the world for sex. We fucked for like 2 weeks straight. I lived with her for a while in KZ, she tried to live in Chicago but couldn't. I got her pregnant, then went to Afghanistan. Came back, now we live in Germany, 2nd kid on the way...
All of this is probably the reason I'm still poor. Kind of burnt out on the rat race already too. My end game is to live in KZ where we'll only need about $1k per month to live decently.

[Anonymous No.7031509]

I used to have a gf.

But then turned out girls are not as loyal as I expect ppl near me to be, and I am not gay enough to make out with guyz.

I fap a lot, tho, but don't see why I should make a person I don't trust responsible for my emotional health.
Icel, volcel, still undecided. I smtimes make out with girls, when drunk, but never go full way, so I haven't tested if I am still able to get pussy.

[Anonymous No.7031578]

>>7030918
>20 mm
twenty mega millions

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7031623]

>>7031419
wtf unironically a student from USA and kazahtan searching a appartment on ebay for them and their kid? are you guys that ?

[Anonymous No.7031685]

Been seeing the same escort for 2 years now. She gave me a lot of self-esteem and confidence because she made it feel real. The connection was outside of the bedroom even. Like she'll text me randomly to tell how much she misses me; asks about my day and speaks about hers. I don't like carrying a lot of cash on me so I usually leave a small sum (500~1000) on her and she's has never cheated me on that. Eventually, I told her how I feel about her and she didn't reject me, nor did she say yes. She simply stated if it's happens, it'll happen.

For the past year, I let her schedule our dates and she tells me when to come. Our texting and conversation are pretty cold now. Once she established our times to me she hangs up. I keep questioning if it's my fault or if her caring nature is genuine in the past. Well, lesson learnt for me. I plan to ghost just before Valentine's Day.

[Anonymous No.7031754]

>>7030106
Wow very nice! Does she treat you well? Will you start a family soon?

[Anonymous No.7031762]

>>7031685
Bruh, she’s an escort.
She was built to play tricks like you, she never liked you. She just wanted your money, I’m sure she did that to every guy too.

Read “Pimp” by Iceberg Slim
Thank me later

[Anonymous No.7031767]

>backpack through southeast asia
>meet at hostel
>exchange letters (over the internet)
>meet up and backpack through a few other countries (definitely not as fun as being single but 'romantic')
>move over to her country and been chilllin

That's it.

[Anonymous No.7031827]

>>7031419
borat land actully looks comfy af. is she a mongol broad or a russian qt?

[Anonymous No.7031851]

>>7030269
Do you use Backpage? How willing are most girls to do some more fringe kink shit (not as far as blood/shit/etc., though)? How much extra would they charge for play in the finer tastes, as opposed to the usual standard bang?


Also, sage for /r9k/ thread on /biz/

[Anonymous No.7031943]

>>7031685
>plan to ghost just before Valentine's Day.
Sounds like you haven't learned your lesson.

Escorts can be very caring (and mean it) but it is their job, too, anon. She probably doesn't want to hurt you because she cares about you enough. Realize that even though you paid for this experience that you got a lot out of it and try to bring it to the world of non-fee based relationships if you want that

[Anonymous No.7032011]

>>7031685
You were basically a sugardaddy. She was doing her job well by giving you a GFE experience and filling your emotional needs. But you made the mistake of assuming it wasn't artificial. Don't think it's going to go beyond that. Yeah escorts/strippers are people too, and sometimes they may get a real emotional connection to you. But you will know if that's the case. You told her how you feel about her, and she made it clear that it's just a business relationship, you should've figured it out then. Either continue with your relationship as is if you're satisfied with that, or move on if you want more

[Anonymous No.7032121]

>>7031623
Kek. No. Been a while since I was a student. Got any good resources for buying property in KZ?

>>7031827
She's mix. She could probably pass as a latina too if tan.

[Anonymous No.7032146]

>>7031762
I'll still learning, bro :(. I know I'm weak against sweet talking and promises.

It takes time for me to connect the dots. The funny thing is she told me about the number of stalkers and clients who went crazy for her (which means she also tried to play those guys the same way and they took it the wrong direction). I'm just gonna quit seeing her after my last bit of money with her is used up.

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7032243]

>>7032121
you cant own land as foreigner in Kazahtan, same reason like in Georgia.

because land was cheap Pajeet shilled it so hard, that its banned now to sell freehold pAHHAHHAha

> actually german lel

[Anonymous No.7032270]

>>7031851
Backpage is a start. But it's not the best because girls often use fake pictures etc. it's too anonymous, so the girls on backpage aren't going to be great. Better to go through an agency, because they often require verification from clients. The girls know the clients aren't crazy because they've been verified, so better girls will be more comfortable working through an agency

[Anonymous No.7032283]

>>7031943
>>7032011
Thanks guy, I really need to hear that. No more dreams. It's time to focus on my one true love: financial gains.

[Anonymous No.7032460]

Met my wife on a weeb roleplay site. Now we're lazy pieces of shit together

[Anonymous No.7032485]

>>7030194
where is she from

[Anonymous No.7032658]

>>7032243
You can own land / property if you have the residency permit. I got it within a week of applying with no questions asked and I don't even live there. I think they don't take their laws very seriously. Here's some more infa for biz:

KZ capital gains tax: 15%
Income tax: 10% flat rate

[Anonymous No.7032757]

>>7032121
You gotta show her nigga, i am curious af

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7032810]

>>7032658
dont rub salt in my german socialist wound

> tfw i pay 25% capital tax + 5% for cuking east germans
> tfw crypto is income and i get taxed 42,5 + 5% and 2,3% church tax if i would cash out all my crypto

[Anonymous No.7032852]

I love my wife especially her feminine penis AMA

[Anonymous No.7032894]

>>7032852
How does it feel in ur butthole? Like a baby carrot?

[Anonymous No.7032927]

>How'd you meet?
Tinder. Been dating since December. Took her virginity a week or so ago. I thought she was lying but she bled like a mofo when we had sex so yeah she definitely wasn't. My portfolio has gone down 90% since starting dating her. I think there may be a correlation. Oh well at least I got a virginfu qt 3.14 gf out of it to keep me from being too down about my losses.

[Anonymous No.7032981]

>>7032810
> church tax

[Anonymous No.7033057]

>>7029702
same

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7033089]

>>7032981
if you leave church, the other tax rate is rased by the ammount you save. I rather pay for the curch community, the community center is confy and i use it even as an agnostic

>>7032927
This, because you wouldnt fuck her if you would make gains, you loose sexual urge for crypto gains

>>7032658
need kazak gf

[Anonymous No.7033111]

I've been on 15+ Tinder dates, and the girl always ghosts me afterwards. I'm jealous of people who can just go on a few before finding a girlfriend. Doing the same dance over and over again is so fucking painful.

[Anonymous No.7033153]

>>7033111
Mins was my first Tinder date. I was actually worried she just would want to hook up because she's qt 3.14 as fuck but she actually turned out to be a virgin lel

[Anonymous No.7033154]

>>7032810
Can't you use your EU free movement and go to somewhere like Slovenia or wherever and make some dealings? What about Switzerland?

I do feel bad; I work for the US gov, which pays german VAT (19%) on everything I buy, pays our overpriced utilities, and pays everybody's fuel tax (like 60%) so all 200k burgers in the military over here can drive SUVs, shipped from the states.

I do think Germany is however more pleasant to live in than the US.

[Anonymous No.7033243]

I broke up with someone and decided to visit a different country for the first time in my life. While preparing I was chatting up people on a website called https://www.interpals.net/ and a woman messaged me, offered to pay her half of going on a vacation with me for three weeks.

We talked enough for the few months leading up to the vacation that we kissed each other in the airport before we said a word to each other in person.

It's seven years later and she's just about to become a US citizen. She likes crypto and is supportive of investing money in general for our future.

[Anonymous No.7033285]

>>7029734
Share. Encouraging them out of neet stagnation is ideal.

[Anonymous No.7033300]

>>7029648
fiance. used match.com. was dating different girls online (tinder / bumble / match) for about 18 months prior to meeting her, and it was horrible. i knew she was the one within 2 months of meeting her.
Told her about turning 15k into about 100k with crypto, and she was really proud of me, but honestly didn't give 2 fucks about the money. such an amazing feeling.
> pic related, its her

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7033331]

>>7033154
FBI, IRA, scottland yard is nothing compared to the Finanzministerium.

i would have to change my citizenship, even if i buy gold for crypto and sell it private to a gold store, they get suspicious and i have to prove where i have the gold from to doge tax

I ONLY DO CRYPTO TO BECOME RICH TO GET A INVESTOR GREENCARD IN THE USA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7033353]

>>7031762
Never thought I'd see the say where a fellow bizlet mentions iceberg slim. That book redpilled me about women forever.
>Tfw will probably always be alone as a result

[Anonymous No.7033491]

>>7032810
Just hold your coins for a year without trading any of them dumbass

[Anonymous No.7033506]

>>7032810
>>7032981
CHURCH
TAX

[Anonymous No.7033593]

>>7033243
very nice anon

>>7031685
if youre still paying for it, it aint gonna happen. pretty much like everyone else has been saying. But its good you learned your lesson - its a hard one.

[Anonymous No.7033607]

>>7029648
we were both rollin hard when we met and got married a month later. Still together over 8 years.

[Rakesh Nazarov No.7033670]

>>7033491
the meme isnt true, i alread cash out small ammounts every month, because i live from it

you have to prove every trade, if not, they assume all crypto is profit and so they use highest tax rate, and since i made more than 50.000 Euro with shitcoins i pay anyway max tax.

the private veräußerung gilt seit 2006 nichtmehr

[Anonymous No.7033725]

>>7033607
lolwut. please elaborate. how old were you? do you have any kids now? do you both still party?

[Anonymous No.7033951]

>>7033725
I was 24 at the time. We quit partying years ago and we don't have any kids.

[Anonymous No.7034118]

>>7033670
https://boerse.ard.de/anlageformen/kryptowaehrungen/so-wird-der-bitcoin-besteuert100.html#Wann-sind-Bitcoins-steuerfrei

>Steuerfrei ist der Bitcoin nur, wenn er nach einer Haltedauer von mindestens einem Jahr verkauft wird. Dann fallen die Umsätze laut EU-Recht unter die Steuerbefreiung für Devisen, so das Urteil des Europäischen Gerichthofs (EuGH) aus dem Jahr 2015. Der Bitcoin gilt dabei als "Spekulationsobjekt".

Just prove all your trades, including the purchase date to show you held them for a year, with printouts from the exchanges

[Anonymous No.7034164]

Met on /soc/ both moved to Utah, broke up after 3 years

[Anonymous No.7034335]

>>7034118
Thanks anon , useful article

[Anonymous No.7034551]

>>7033300
Clean your damn carpet, other than that, good for you /biz/bro

[Anonymous No.7034612]

I met her at a club in SPB. We have been married now for 10 years and have two beautiful sons. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.7034974]

>>7034551
Thanks bro. It's really hard to keep the carpet clean with the dog (you can see her nose and paw under my girls right tit)

[Anonymous No.7035151]

> At a tilted kilt restaurant 5 years ago
> 7/10 girl keeps getting handsy with me at bar
> Realize she is prostitute
> Tells me she wants $100
> "I never do this - i used to strip" when we get to my room
> We meet at my hotel
> Last sex i had

ama

[Anonymous No.7035165]

>>7032810
CHURCH TAX? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

man you guys really went to shit after WW2

[Anonymous No.7035240]

>>7035151
how much do people pay male strippers?

[Anonymous No.7035288]

>>7033300
dude gta 6 looks sick

[Anonymous No.7035536]

>>7033353

Dave Chappelle talked about it in his most recent special, you'll probably hear a lot of people refer to it now.

[Anonymous No.7036322]

>>7035165
WTF is a church tax? You get taxed extra to pay for state run churches? How does that even work in a place like Germany?

[Anonymous No.7036830]

>>7036322
you have to unlist yourself from the religion, its just a "registered by default"-kind of deal. for most people its a % of their income, but for most young adults its a minimum amount, which often leads to them just dropping out and paying nothing instead, since it is completely voluntary

but yes, you're paying taxes which means the official religious institutions are somewhat subsidized. this leads to less money-hungry private religions, because they dont get the state-money - and people donating money each visit is also less common

[Anonymous No.7037054]

>>7036830
Ah, thanks for based explanation. So Anon above could just opt out of this Church tax then? Just unregister from his religion temporarily if he really really wanted to dodge that extra 2.3% tax?

[Anonymous No.7037356]

>>7037054
thats how it works around here at least. you can't opt out of the tax without being "religionless", which is in your official documents.

this also taxes jews because it counts as an official religion

[Anonymous No.7038300]

Women are objects.

[Anonymous No.7038366]

>>7032927
>Tinder. Been dating since December. Took her virginity a week or so ago.
and in 2 months you'll dump her
and she'll be on to the next hot guy who will do the same. after multiple brief flings she will no longer be able to form long term emotional bonds. thanks chad

[Anonymous No.7038386]

Some Tinder girl cancelled a date today and hasn't responded in three hours. I feel pathetic. It's happened so often now, I'm beginning to get really frustrated with girls being so flaky. The social pressure is also getting ubearable. I feel like such a loser I'm going to end it one day.

[Anonymous No.7038426]

>>7033153
ah yes tinder
where chad initiates virgins on to the cock carousel

[Anonymous No.7038474]

>>7033300
>Told her about turning 15k into about 100k with crypto, and she was really proud of me, but honestly didn't give 2 fucks about the money.
lol, i bet she lost a little respect for you every time you fall for her fmale tricks

[Anonymous No.7038538]

>>7033607
hey good job, these days most people dont bother with real relationships. on account of the 3 month fling hookup culture bs. i hope it works out, well actually its already worked out hasnt it. thats a very long relationship these days. you two must be doing something right

[Anonymous No.7038615]

>>7029648
>22
>KV until december when asian flatmate started cuddling and blowjobs
>Still virgin and she's said no to anything more significant
>Not really attracted to her but she's still the best I've got
This is probably the year I visit a prostitute.

[Anonymous No.7038619]

>>7034612
woah, 10 years and 2 sons, impressive. keep at it bro

[Anonymous No.7038668]

>>7036830
>official religious institutions
>church tax
that's just wrong on so many levels

[Anonymous No.7038708]

>>7038386
dude, it's tinder, you're not missing out on quality women. just roasties and future roasties waiting to be initiated by chad

[Anonymous No.7039026]

>>7038386
Everyone flakes on tinder man, don't take it personally.

[Anonymous No.7039043]

I've given up on getting a gf again and the paying for hookers is financially irresponsible.

Got an onahole, so my penis doesn't miss it.

[Anonymous No.7039093]

>>7038474
lol you're probably right buddy, those fmale tricks can be downright devious

[Anonymous No.7039743]

>>7033243

lol so not only she used you for a US citizenship but she will also take your money by simply sending it to a private wallet and disappearing. nice!