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7016919 No.7016919 [Reply] [Original]

can i sell myself as a stock? i mean in the sense that the more money you invest in me you get to make decisions in my life? ex: you choose what college i go to or the car i drive or the clothes i wear? or anything desu

>> No.7016931

>>7016919
The chances that this might be a thing might day somewhat worries me.

>> No.7016950

>>7016919
alright I'll invest $100 for 1 out of every 2 decisions

>> No.7017016
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7017016

>>7016919


What percentage of yourself will you sell me for $10,000?


..and do you pay dividends?

>> No.7017038

>>7016919
I'll buy your soul for 1.8 walton

>> No.7017074

>>7016919
Interesting concept, this could be the next normie reality show

>> No.7017086

Is this the real male camwhore?

>> No.7017123
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7017123

it's called loaning you money and threatening to break your knee caps, and sadly illigal

>> No.7017138

>>7016919
I give you 300$ to make 2/3 decisions
You go first
Second you pay me back
Third you autoerotica into the abyss on live stream

>> No.7017156

>>7016919
this is actually fucking genius
jews will love this human stocks will be the next bubble
how ever, it will AI buying and selling
kek at the thought of human ponzies like humancraft, buying up asains and negros to deck them out with swords and shit making them battle through LARP dungeons with geneticly modified monstrositys that drop monaro visa cards you use to by better equipment
naturally it will be a rogue like game because once your asian dies hes actually dead

>> No.7017179

>>7016919
Just take a loan from the mafia

>> No.7017198

>>7016919
>tfw your self stock crashes and I buy you out as my slave
Please make this happen I want an army of dumb sex slaves

>> No.7017200

>>7016919
Yes, but I won't. You're highly volatile, a deprecating asset, subject to a range of conditions and quite unpredictable. Rather than invest long, I'd say you're a short position.