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[Anonymous No.6992643]

>be me
>Really nice crypto profits
>Make the mistake of telling my parents about it
>Good mom: oh that's great you should keep investing
>Jew dad: you owe us for every year you lived here after you turned 18
>Jew dad threatens to sue unless I liquidate my crypto and send it to him as payment for "past due rent"
>Know that that's probably not legally sound but I don't want to hurt my relationship with my mom

Rip my crypto investment I guess, I know I'm a pussy but I'll just buy back in next paycheck I guess.

Picture not really relevant

[Anonymous No.6992681]

Kill him, run away with mom to south America and bang her in pooper

[Anonymous No.6992691]

>>6992643

Just tell them that you lost em in the january crypto crash. Your dad is an asshole btw

[Anonymous No.6992699]

U fuarking srs op? If you pay your Jew dad a single cent you are destined to be poor. Buy him a bottle of his favorite liquor, move out, and tell him to get the fuck over it or eat bricks

[Anonymous No.6992702]

>>6992643
>has giant pile of cytpo
>doen't spend it on a hitman.
anon, I don't know what to say.

[Anonymous No.6992706]

>>6992643


the fuck, just move out

[Anonymous No.6992713]

>>6992643
>retard loses all his money

Oh no... what a shame... I will surely remember this thread in five minutes because this is such an odd occurence.

[Anonymous No.6992728]

10/10 larp, original content right.there. Gonna save that for later, thanks OP

[Anonymous No.6992729]

>>6992643
Your first mistake was revealing your power level; never reveal your power level unless it's necessary to deliver a decisive attack.

[Anonymous No.6992733]

Move the fuck out and never pay him a cent
legal threat a farce

[Anonymous No.6992749]

>>6992702
Dammit ur rite

[Anonymous No.6992757]

>>6992643
But you say really nice returns, and every year after you're 18 what kind of amounts are we talking about. You are making all of this hard to believe

[Anonymous No.6992773]

>>6992643
>you owe me money on a decision i made 18 years ago because I was horny with your mother

Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.6992808]

>>6992643
you beta cucked faggot he cant sue for "past due rent" if no rent agreement was made
and your dad sounds like an absolute piece of shit, if my dad pulled that crap on me, i would no longer consider him family
dont be a fucking cuck anon
honestly you sound like a pussy and your dad resents raising a spineless faggot

[Anonymous No.6992827]

>>6992643
Well you’re free loading and making money while they are paying for everything. Maybe even food for you too

[Anonymous No.6992852]

>>6992643
It's illegal for him to sue you for "past due rent" because you never signed a lease with him; in the absence of a signed, *legal* lease, you owe him *nothing* (except maybe a curt "thank you" for not having you aborted).
>serious advice:
You have some level of anxiety or sense of duty to your family; you must abolish both of these traits, or they will hold you back.
>eliminate emotion from your decision process
The obvious & clear solution will present itself.
>move out
>never talk to your parents again

[Anonymous No.6992906]

>>6992643
Move out, i'd never talk to my father again if he pulled that shit on me.

[Anonymous No.6992928]

>>6992681
Never change Anon

[Anonymous No.6992952]

>>6992906
So many freeloading neets

[Anonymous No.6993071]

>>6992952
I wouldn't mind paying rent, but threatening to Sue me over it would be going too far

[Anonymous No.6993127]

>Jew dad threatens to sue unless I liquidate my crypto and send it to him as payment for "past due rent"

Firstly as if he'll go through the legal fees to do this. Secondly he has literally 0 grounds to sue. Your mom will probably side with him for now to save face but it won't permanently damage your relationship with her, she'll get over it. Keep your gains

[Anonymous No.6993130]

I don't why this larp has pissed me off so much, maybe because I'm down 60% and already in bad mood all week
This has pissed me off just as much as actual cuck story's do
You are literally on cuck tier levels of beta
Is any of this sinking in?
Please be a larp, I don't think my jimmies could handle this being real

[Anonymous No.6993136]

>>6992643
>Dad sues you because "past due rent"
>Hire a good lawyer
>Go to court, act depressed and unhealthy as fuck
>Dad loses because he's your fucking dad and you don't owe him shit
>Counter sue for emotional damage
>Win
>Dad has to give you his house
>Bang your mom

Easy

[Anonymous No.6993165]

>>6993136
This, take the fucking house from this dude. Bitter dad's always ask for some shit back for being a dad.

[Anonymous No.6993239]

>>6992643
Worst case scenario you put all your money in BTC and declare bankruptcy. But yeah it would cost him more in legal fees than hed actually get from you. Jews love to use fear as a weapon, but the reality is the entire world could gang up on them and wipe them out if we felt like it.

[Anonymous No.6993244]

>>6993165
Exactly. Take his house, his money, and his bitch.

[Anonymous No.6993278]

>>6993071
Idk how would you feel if you had a son in your home since 18 and now they are like 25 and they have a lot of money. You thought you were a good parent, feeding them, housing them, basically spending money that you could’ve used for other things. You have no idea how long he had that money, so you flip out for him being ungrateful

[Anonymous No.6993326]

Man there’s so many kids here. It’s simple, if you’re making money or been making money when you had the ability to throw some money to help your parents, you should have. You all are acting greedy. If you live at home and work, pay some rent to help the house, buy some groceries, etc. bunch of kiddies

[Anonymous No.6993351]

>>6993326
>pay $500 on rent
>mfw that $500 would have been 50k after a yr of hodling

Nah

[Anonymous No.6993392]

>>6993351

[Anonymous No.6993407]

I used some of my crypto gains to help my dad buy a new car for work. My parents know I may have dabbled with cryptos but they have no clue. There's nothing for me to gain from them knowing.

[Anonymous No.6993457]

I'm a firm believer that money should always go downwards if your parents/grandparents have plenty and don't need support.

Your father is a greedy Jew that doesn't have a proof of contract and he should stfu about sueing. At worst he could make you move out, but retroactively asking for money is a dick move.

And fuck you for being a push over beta-lord. God, I want to help people like you so much by setting you straight, but you end up being a whiny little bitch as you were.

[Anonymous No.6993527]

>>6992643
>tell my parents about my crypto gains
>"really? good job son! keep it up"
>tell them when I cash out I'll help them pay their mortgage
>"no! buy your own property and build equity"

I give them money to cover my expenses monthly and help whenever I can around the house. Who here /based/ parents? I want to buy a house and not even move out. No point when you have a good relationship.

[Anonymous No.6993553]

>>6993326
>son finally makes some money
>Im sueing him for everything he made, so he'll never get anywhere
What kind of disfunctional family do you come from that sueing you own kids seems like a normal idea? I'm certainly planning on giving my parents some of my crypto money because they paid for my college, i have absolutely no problem with contributing something. But you don't sue your own family, that's something that should be reserved for people that have seriously wronged you, things might be different in burgerland where people sue for the smallest shit i guess.

[Anonymous No.6993661]

>>6993553
Was on Jury duty once for a mom suing a daughter
because her grandchild left a toy out that she later tripped on and broke a bone.

[Anonymous No.6993662]

>>6992681
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>>6993553
EASIEST BAIT OF MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.6993733]

>>6992643
Ask him why he would deliberately handicap you when you are clearly good at this and can make money? Tell him you are aware but that you can make so much more and pay him back even more. He's a fucking filthy kike so of course he will love the prospect of more money. When you make enough, make arrangements and just vanish overnight. Leave your phone number for your mom.

[Anonymous No.6993763]

>>6993733
PROBLEM SOLVED

[Anonymous No.6993777]

>tell mum about crypto gains
>she asks for her half

[Regulation Faggot No.6993891]

>Sorry dad, I just lost it all.

[Regulation Faggot No.6993919]

>>6993891
>...on BEECONEEEEEEK

[Anonymous No.6993956]

>>6992643
fpbp

[Anonymous No.6993995]

>>6992643
>tell my mom about crypto gains
>have to pay rent all of a sudden

Unconditional love my ass.
Fuck this whole gay earth

[Anonymous No.6994036]

>>6992643

move out - your relationship with your father has already changed for the worse

he is doing this to your family, not you

it's not your fault

[Anonymous No.6994134]

>>6993995
>>6993777
>inb4 got baited
Unconditional love does not mean allowing you to grow as irresponsible spineless faggots.

[Anonymous No.6994308]

>not paying rent when you become 18

[Anonymous No.6994363]

why the fuck would you live with your parents if you have enough money not to?

[Anonymous No.6994372]

>>6992643
>you owe us for every year you lived here after you turned 18
sounds familiar to me

[Anonymous No.6994402]

>>6993136
Do this. Outkike the smelly kike you smelly kike

[Anonymous No.6994450]

You should give them some. It's not like you worked hard to get it. Ungrateful, OP.

[Anonymous No.6994590]

>>6994308
this. i started paying rent when i started working at 15, made the transition to ""real life"" much easier to handle

[Anonymous No.6994669]

>>6992643
the beauty of being wealthy is, that you can tell them about it to have some peace while you trade the next 2 years, but if they decide to be jews like that you can literally pack up your things and leave without notice.

[Anonymous No.6994801]

tfw my parents arent poor retards who need to extort their children to make the month. Holy shit this thread is pathetic

[Anonymous No.6994980]

>>6992643
Just leave and tell your dad to fuck himself

[Anonymous No.6995688]

>>6992643
you're a beta faggot kick that kike in his face and tell him to stuff his greed up his own ass and to fuck himself