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Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:36:06 2018 No.6971336 [Reply] [Original]

>just missed the deadline for the submission of my master thesis
>already had to extend a semester, due to my project taking so fucking long
>can't extend another
>submit what I have anyways, important parts still missing (in the fucking report you faggots - my software project, on the other hand, is fucking awesome)
>my final words: game over, hu?
>toss a beer (have barely slept in days, didn't even trade fucking shit coins for funs and giggles)
>mfw you've got mail
I've got mail? Meee?
>I can see that you have made good progress, so please go ahead and finish it as soon as possible.
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:36:51 2018 No.6971355 >mfw deadline was already extended by a full day

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:37:54 2018 No.6971379 >>6971336 the fuck you blogpost on /biz/. fucking kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:38:03 2018 No.6971386 Stop fucking up and do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:39:06 2018 No.6971409 >>6971336 fuck you and your master thesis fuck off or pull the trigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:39:47 2018 No.6971426 >>6971379 I tossed myself a beer. fuck you, faggot >>6971386 yeah, maybe tomorrow... >>6971409 tomorrow. maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:40:22 2018 No.6971440 listen you stupid nigger you fuck this up and you'll hate yourself forever for being so fucking lazy hurry up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:42:39 2018 No.6971501 Do the fucking project you dumb cunt what are you still doing here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:43:24 2018 No.6971525 I didnt even finish high school lol and have 4 figures in crypto, khv also and wizard soon

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:43:45 2018 No.6971534
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>>6971440
>for being so fucking lazy
fuck you, you have no idea how much time I already put into this.

>already had a great part of my thesis written
>mostly describing architecture, design, and implementation
>meeting with prof
>prof doesn't care about implementation and computers
>that's idiot stuff for the retards at the polytec
>we're doing science here!
>mfw banzingad
>had to bullshit up new thesis with anything but computers

>>6971501
>what are you still doing here
I'm drinking a fucking beer you dumbfuck. fuck yyourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:44:11 2018 No.6971542 Quality

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:44:49 2018 No.6971554 File: 37 KB, 480x360, dolannoyoudidnt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971534 >mfw that meeting was last week, and not a year ago or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:46:10 2018 No.6971592 >>6971336 I know that feel anon, I had to do my PhD thesis, and so wrote my thesis and didnt miss the deadline. It’s just like your story but a little different I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:47:26 2018 No.6971630 >>6971592 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:49:42 2018 No.6971680 >>6971336 what coin is this? whatever, just bought 100k

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:51:25 2018 No.6971717 File: 67 KB, 1024x962, 1490523455841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971592 hey...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:53:17 2018 No.6971768 >>6971534 How tf did you not know your advisor/thesis committee would have that reaction until the last second? Even if you're so socially inept you've avoided talking to them don't you have to check in with them every now and then about the thesis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:55:03 2018 No.6971811 >>6971768 >don't you have to check in with them every now and then about the thesis? not really, somehow they kindly supported my authism. Not really sure if I should be happy about this or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:56:37 2018 No.6971852 >>6971336 whats your thesis? I had a dissertation on 'the evolution of human cooperation' submitted last week and it was fucking awful because my mind was raped from the crypto crash

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:58:54 2018 No.6971899 I'm in the same boat literally have not wrote a word of my thesis since May since I've been too busy trading shitcoins

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 18:59:00 2018 No.6971904 >>>/r9k/ >>>/soc/ >>>/adv/ >>>/lgbt/

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 19:02:40 2018 No.6972001
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>>6971852
I've put a workflow management system (or parts thereof since shit is distributed) for DIA (document image analysis) plebs together.

>>6971899
I've picked up trading shitcoins just this november. You think I shouldn't have?

>>6971904
yeah, yeah, OUT OUT OUT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 19:06:46 2018 No.6972102 File: 16 KB, 480x360, 1504607219192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971336 OP, while you're enjoying your beer, you should listen to this man's testimony when he was homeless https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARkWmaBEvB8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 19:12:13 2018 No.6972264 File: 42 KB, 481x406, 2565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6972102 my beer is empty. I'm going to bed now. so sleeepy. goo dbai. buy some linkies. very gud...ccco...zzzz

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 19:12:34 2018 No.6972275

>>6971336
Hey there newfriend. Here's an idea for you; how about instead of writing a diary entry on the business section of a Japanese cartoon imageboard, you actually do your work?

This benefits everybody. You don't have to be a pathetic failure your whole life, and we don't have to listen to you bitch about it. Win/win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 19:16:22 2018 No.6972370 i was writing 2k words/ day for my master's thesis and i got awarded some shitty award for best dissertation and my report is used as an example for newfags to mire top 10 university doing STEM get on my level faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 19:43:19 2018 No.6973100 >>6972370 What was it on?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 19:47:16 2018 No.6973182 >>6973100 machine learning

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 19:49:11 2018 No.6973240 >>6973182 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLJVNKUhwdI

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 19:58:42 2018 No.6973505 this thread reminded me of this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 20:11:08 2018 No.6973809 >>6973505 Friend studied Physics. Over 50% drop out rate and 2 suicides in class. He's a builder now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 20:13:20 2018 No.6973855 File: 1.88 MB, 300x225, Homer-Listening-to-Flanders.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971336 Feeling uninterested in school is a sign of higher intelligence capacity. Do what you must, then never look back or go any lessons

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 20:15:14 2018 No.6973908 >>6973809 there's only one other thing on a resume besides "masters" that screams unemployable even more, "phd"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 20:16:10 2018 No.6973928 >>6973809 thats because you need hallucinogens when doing physics stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 20:17:25 2018 No.6973963 >>6973505 >university of reading >>6973809 i had one suicide too >>6973908 AI phds get paid better than you imagine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 20:36:10 2018 No.6974423 >>6973928 That is common knowledge

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